http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A673508

http://www.unusualresearch.com/fart/fart.htm

I should have died at 20…
Anna on May 29, 2008 at 9:09 AM

How did you make it to 20? You need to get a life! (heh)

I wonder how many suicides will come about from this?

Or is that their intent?

“And remember kids…when you’re trying to save the planet, take the blade up the wrists, not across them.”

Well, not to stick up for this tripe, but we do share showers and baths in our house.

I live alone but I did try suggesting to my next door neighbor that we shower together in order to conserve water. She just slapped me. I guess she’s not worried about saving the planet.

Maybe ABC has a financial interest in gaining these carbon credits so they don’t have to pay fines… if they kill off enough young people.

It would at least provide some motivation for this suicide encouragement game.

So posters above are right – all they want you to do is the environmentally responsible investing and you’re green enough for them. THEY LET YOU LIVE. (/Conan)

I mean, in the first one, the whale is saved because Greena’s pits are smelly, and he runs on his fins into the water.

I took the “This Is Your Lifestyle” quiz (”See how much you suck!”), and the antithesis to Greena is a lovely blonde woman named X-on (Exxon… get it? Ha!) She’s so well-groomed, she must be an evil conservative capitalist!

And you know what the worst part is? EnviroMarxists, just as those from years past, never seemed to have any qualms about killing for the “perfect world.”

Johan Klaus on May 29, 2008 at 10:09 AM

I was trying to be, um, family-friendly. Yup.

Esthier on May 29, 2008 at 12:14 PM

My first time, I got 39.8, but when I changed the amount of money I spent last year (forgot the mortgage, maybe because my husband pays it, not me), I went to 20.5. I get props from it because we have 5 in a small house… but if it knew that 3 of those were kids, I’m sure I’d lose points. I’m an irresponsible over-breeder, after all.

It’s all very anti-capitalistic.

Surgeon General’s Warming Warning: Australian beer contains carbon dioxide, which might melt a glacier in AD 5,000.

Of course when I was 1.9 years old I didn’t spend nearly as much.

This time, instead of directly advocating killing people, they are going to do it slowly by starving us to death: no energy, no transportation, no food, no water….while they tell us that all this is “good for the planet” (as though the planet put them in charge of deciding).

They were wrong then and wrong now. Technology made it possible for a world population of many times their “maximum” to live comfortably. This time they are trying to disable technology by cutting all power off in order to make their old predictions come true.

Luckily, I was able to live with myself despite the enormous guilt over my excessive consumption.

Beyond that, I found the site *very* amusing although not the type of stuff I would ever allow my kids to read. We’re going out on a Polar Bear hunting expedition now, we don’t want them to suffer with all of the ice melting destroying their habitat. So, we’re putting them out of their misery. After that, we’re going to be killing and eating some cows (those terrible greenhouse gas emitters!) and making fun of loony liberals on the way home…

**Side Note: On the way to dropping the kids off at school today, my oldest (10) said that she’s, “…not an idiot, I’m a Republican!” when the topic of “global warming” came up. She stated that, “…everyone knows that climate change can mean any change…”. I couldn’t have been prouder.

What have the conservatives done to counter this, or to spread their own ideology?

“You should have killed the makers of this website and taken their share of the resources”

I fed him about 6oz of sirloin in the hopes that Peta and the Eco-terrorists loonies could get in a tussle (would Peta have apoplexy if an animal ate another animal…like a dog eating a cow that was slaughtered by humans?)

LL