Not everyone is mesmerized by melanin.

profitsbeard on May 28, 2008 at 12:35 AM

I’m certainly not. Well, it depends on who’s wearing it. :-)

Barry is a festering embarrassment, and grows more rancid daily.

Keep watching as The Gaffe Train rolls on.

Not everyone is mesmerized by melanin.

Oh for Chrisake people, it is a Tshirt.

Terrye on May 27, 2008 at 10:09 PM

I was wondering how sweet would be the sugar sprinkled by the Pickle Deniers.

Oh for Chrisake people, it is a Tshirt.

Terrye on May 27, 2008 at 10:09 PM

The glass is half-empty, half-fool.

“My friends, Senator Obama and myself have been friends in the Senate for many years now. We may have differences in issues such as skin color and race but we share a common goal which is being ‘President of the United States.’

“I urge my fellow Republicans and Conservatives to join my outreach to the other side and embrace Senator Obama with grace and openness and vote for him in droves.”

“My friends, this country cannot afford an old fart like myself. We need new blood and Senator Obama not only represent this new blood, but a Black blood.”

“My friends, Ronald Reagan negotiated with the Soviet Union and won the Cold War, by the same token, Republicans need to wear an Obama T-Shirt and sing “Hallelujah to the Lamb of God.”

“Finally my friends, please go on my website:

http://www.Support-Obama.com and donate everything you own.”

“And don’t forget to buy my Obama gear. I have included a huge collection of the famous “O” T-Shirt and an incredible collection of underwears carrying the picture of Senator Obama’s father who liberated the Jews from Auschwitz concentration camp during World War II.”

“Thank you my friends. And may Allah bless our next president Barack Hussein Obama.”

Snake307 on May 27, 2008 at 9:02 PM

I’ve had a mysterious vision after I ate some spring mushrooms in my backyard this evening…
After the election, McCain (who gets his sorry ass kicked by a ridiculous third-rate multiracial spam mailer), Chuck Hagel and Lincoln Chafee will biologically merge into a large multinucleated cellular mass like a slime mold.

This strange biotic conglomeration will be classified by mycologists as a unique “McHagelFee” and it will be as blue as the sky (of course).

Of course, there will be no visible cephalic structure in this strange creature, since those three are each as stupid as a pile of goat clusters.

A word of advice – stay away from the spring mushrooms (and brown acid).
This damn election is enough of a bad trip as it is!!

Exit question via Smith: What percentage of the black vote will McCain earn in November?

Is one to assume Obama is the democrat party nominee? If so, 8%. If not, 20%.

saint kansas on May 27, 2008 at 8:48 PM

Excellent!
That statement was more true than even truthyness.
McCain in a nutshell. The rest is commentary…

I suppose we should be thankful McCain wasn’t wearing an Obama T-shirt in his own ad.

saint kansas on May 27, 2008 at 8:48 PM

You know, if McCain loses in November, and I honestly hope he does. We will be seeing St. John of the McAmnesty movement first in line to promise to work with the elected President. Hell, John will probably become a true Democrat instead of a RINO.

There are times when you just feel like giving up. In fact, I just posted on another topic that there comes a point when I’m not willing to engage with the rabid jump off the cliff right-wing (just as I wouldn’t waste my breathe on Chomsky fan). Maybe, I should have the energy of McCain and he’s like twice my age.

doubleplusundead on May 27, 2008 at 8:52 PM

Succint. Accurate. Funny.

Perfect.

It’s simple…It was meant to imply that Obama voters are coming over to the McCain camp.

bard on May 27, 2008 at 8:33 PM

I think you got a point there bard

ArmyAunt on May 27, 2008 at 8:36 PM

I don’t know. If one has to think about the tactic’s message too much, it’s not a good tactic.

It’s only a gain of about 5% and Obambi is the first black candidate with an actual chance of winning. How many of the 10% of Black Voters that the Pubs get are hard core Conservatives and how many are Swing Voters? All it takes is for half of ‘em to swing to the other side.

Tony737 on May 27, 2008 at 8:37 PM

And of those few who would never in a million years think about voting for someone like Obama (like me), how many are considering not voting at all be cause of McCain’s RINOism?

McCain, wrong for Republicans, Wrong for Conservatives, wrong for America.