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posted at 7:40 pm on May 22, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Few pop-culture items are as inexplicable and yet ubiquitous as the bobblehead. Notables of all stripes know that they have truly entered into the firmament of celebrity when they have their image created on a doll with a spring for a neck. Entertainers, athletes, politicians, and even historical figures all eventually become bobbleheads — I even have a Sam Adams bobblehead, courtesy of my friends at the Sam Adams Alliance.

But what do we do with the more notorious? In one case, we create the bobblefoot:

The St. Paul Saints, long known for offbeat, sometimes edgy, promotions, have come up with a real doozy for this Sunday’s game.

While lots of sports franchises hand out bobblehead dolls, usually depicting their players, the Saints are handing out 2,500 “bobblefoot” knicknacks.

The keepsakes consist of a miniature bathroom stall with a couple of lower legs and feet. One of the feet is springloaded and “taps,” which, the Saints’ press release says, is in honor of National Tap Dance Day. …

The team also takes pains to note: “It doesn’t matter if your tapping style is done with a ‘wide stance’ or is used as some sort of code.”

The Saints won’t admit it, but everyone understands this as a reference to Senator Larry Craig, arrested here last year for attempting to importune an undercover officer for sex in the bathroom. Craig at first pled guilty to keep the arrest quiet, but later tried to reverse his plea when the story went national. The police officer who arrested Craig reported that he gave several signals including tapping his toes under the restroom stall divider, while Craig insisted he just had a “wide stance”.

It’s a strange sort of promotional give-away for a minor-league baseball team. It doesn’t quite fit with the Saints’ usual advertising aimed at families, and one suspects that Mom and Dad might have a little trouble explaining the humor behind the toy. Minor-league baseball has a long history of oddball promotions to get fans to the field, and this may not even qualify as the most tasteless — but it’s certain to be mentioned in that class of tacky but memorable events.

As for me, I think it’s pretty clever. Reviews at the Star Tribune are decidedly mixed, and rather heated. Would Hot Air readers go out of their way to pick one up, or would they boycott the Saints for this impish behavior? (via Scott Johnson of Power Line)


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That’s pretty funny!

SouthernGent on May 22, 2008 at 7:48 PM

Um, that gray box has a wide stance.

corona on May 22, 2008 at 7:53 PM

Craig used to be such a stud on 2nd Amendment issues. If I received one of these tappers, I guess I’d take it to the plinkin’ range and put a bunch of .22 sized holes in it.

innominatus on May 22, 2008 at 7:54 PM

Um, that gray box has a wide stance.

corona on May 22, 2008 at 7:53 PM

Haha. Touche, salesman.

loganthompson on May 22, 2008 at 7:57 PM

Would Hot Air readers go out of their way to pick one up, or would they boycott the Saints for this impish behavior?

After that turd Craig co-sponsored with Feinstain to add amnesty to the Iraq spending bill I might just buy one. To think I thought about defending him during bathroomgate!

NTWR on May 22, 2008 at 7:59 PM

Would Hot Air readers go out of their way to pick one up, or would they boycott the Saints for this impish behavior? (via Scott Johnson of Power Line)

Neither. Saint’s games are awesome- tailgating, outdoors, cheap tickets and Summit beer available.

As for the “family friendly” angle- no explanation is needed. Kids think toilet humor is funny on it’s own, so they really don’t need to get the reference to find it amusing.

That said, I really, really do not get the bobblehead thing.

Hollowpoint on May 22, 2008 at 8:01 PM

Minor-league baseball has a long history of oddball promotions to get fans to the field, and this may not even qualify as the most tasteless

Yes it does.

We have become a nation of children with innocence lost.

This crap doesn’t belong at a ball park where families take their kiddies for an afternoon of fun.

fogw on May 22, 2008 at 8:02 PM

I’d piss on its bobble shoe.

pistolero on May 22, 2008 at 8:03 PM

Funny. I’d pick one up, but then again I did pick up the boxer short the now defunct Capital City Bombers gave away one time.

rbj on May 22, 2008 at 8:07 PM

Do be tapping dancing on the toilet!

Just do your business and get out! sheesh.. :|

Chakra Hammer on May 22, 2008 at 8:09 PM

Twice on the pipes–ding! ding!–means the answer is no.

jgapinoy on May 22, 2008 at 8:31 PM

I’d go to a game to get one of these. Craig should have resigned last year.

BadgerHawk on May 22, 2008 at 8:34 PM

I’ll take two. Anyone that goes to the game, e-mail me and I’ll buy them from you.

I’ll be the guy passing money under the stall. Or would that be a bad idea?

wccawa on May 22, 2008 at 9:43 PM

It’s really funny but what are they doing giving it away to families. I’m having a really hard time explaining why I’m laughing so hard to my 11 year old. I don’t really feel like explaining the “code” to her.

shooten on May 22, 2008 at 10:44 PM

I’ll be the guy passing money under the stall. Or would that be a bad idea?

wccawa on May 22, 2008 at 9:43 PM

Glad you’re back!

RushBaby on May 23, 2008 at 12:06 AM

Will there be a demonstration model at the Minneapolis airport?

Bigfoot on May 23, 2008 at 8:33 AM

Congrats on fixing the gray box.

corona on May 23, 2008 at 9:13 AM

that tapping the toe thing.. it doesn’t work..

uuhh, not that I tried..

DaveC on May 23, 2008 at 9:22 AM

I’d get one. It will go nicely with my Saints Bud Selig-Donald Fehr seat cushin I got a few years ago.

Sgt_H on May 23, 2008 at 9:56 AM

I think its hilarious.

bigskinny on May 23, 2008 at 11:43 AM

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