Come on, anyone who’s seen that Coke commercial with the cute baby Polar Bear sliding down a hill and coming to a stop at the feet of a herd of penguins knows that they coexist.

Her father, David, a renowned explorer… what? Only English upper crust types could wear that title without batting an eye. She must have been given a Laura Croft lunch box to take to her prep school and it just got out of control. Sort of like a Trapper Keeper gone all wrong. Give me a break.

She had to leave England to learn how to fire a gun that could save her life since it’s almost impossible, even for the daughter of a world renowned explorer, to ever be able to do that there. But, she figures she would hug the Polar Bear instead. Probably because she thinks they are all like the Coke commercial bears. You know, the ones that don’t eat all the penguins they find lying about on the ice floes.

And what’s the big deal about 40 below? I used to watch Vikings games before the dome when it was 40 below. Suck it up explorer girl. They sure don’t make daughters of world renowned explorer’s like they used to.

Before she left she “didn’t care”? But now that she has experienced the sight of miles and miles of snow and ice, the importance of it all became clear to her. …huh? Then why, or better, who set up the whole documentary idea? Did she not know? Did they threaten to leave her up there holding the flag pole while the rest of the team hiked back to England? Call child protective services!

And for the Grande Finale… she explains that the biggest problem is (hold on to your seats, this is soooo cute…)that her “Bum” can freeze if she can’t drop her fur lined panties fast enough, pee fast enough and pull up her fur fast enough to keep from having icicles form. Well, I kind of paraphrased there, but you get the idea.

Just yesterday, I mentioned MSNBC’s shill piece for global “warming” showing penguins stranded on melted ice in the North Pole…which is impossible, since penguins live at the South Pole.  Well, the comment left by A.C. suggest…

Viewtifulgare on May 6, 2008 at 8:47 PM

hey… let go of my cheek!

But as an Alaskan, in the frozen North. I get the “Penguin” question more then I care to name, what is better is the Polar Bear question (I am a little far south for Polar Bears). It has gotten to the point where I say to the tourists… “Yep, I saw a Penguin last night… and he was might tasty!” They get the idea and feel foolish for asking.

As for the Polar Bear question… hehehe (I am evil I tell you), I tell them to get on the Glenn Hwy, got north until you get to Fairbanks then take a left at the Fox town exit and Keep going. Should only take 2 hours. BTW the town of Fox is 10 hours south of Prudhoe Bay, if you want to drive fast on the Dawson Hwy (which is mostly hard packed dirt). But some stupid tourist actually listened to me and then came to yell at me the next day when they figured out I was pulling their leg. What fools!

Al Gore Calls Myanmar Cyclone a ‘Consequence’ of Global Warming

I for one love penguins. They taste a lot like spotted owl.

rbj on May 6, 2008 at 12:10 PM

LOL!!

I believe in GW! It’ll be almost 90 in Phoenix today! My god! The horror! Oh, summer’s right around the corner. Oh, okay. I wish I would have thought up carbon credits first. What a money maker. What did PT Barnum say about suckers?

It does not get better than this, folks. For all of you who, like DNC chair Howard Dean the other day, consider Fox News a dishonest, politically biased, and agenda driven “fake” news channel, this one’s for you. Warner Todd Huston at NewsBusters re…

Coming next week – Bigfoot.

Michelle Kosinski is having yet another bad day in Seacacus, New Jersey.

Better give her a third chance to get these stories right.

gabriel sutherland on May 6, 2008 at 4:29 PM

anyone remember when this womanwas canoeing in 6″ of water and relief workers walked right in front of her on Live national TV….

great stuff…

:^)

Yes, it was Surface Stations Org that nailed NASA the first time they got caught distorting the temperature record. NASA blamed the whole thing on a Y2K bug of all things. Reference this Hotair post for the old event, and here is the new event, NASA has been caught again playing around with the numbers within the last week.

Gene Splicer on May 6, 2008 at 9:42 PM

Dude, I think someone spliced your spelling gene. I can’t even figure out what the hell you’re saying.

I think Bugs made a wrong turn at Albuquerque though… if i remember right, hehe..

I know I remember a Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs helped bring the baby penguin back to the North pole

And pen-gu-ins is prac-i-tically chickens!

http://www.surfacestations.org/

This site records the physical location of weather stations in the U.S. These stations are use to record the temperatures that are then used to support global warming claims.

Two odd things about this.

The first is the position of some stations right next to air conditioning units or other heat producing sources.

The other is the reaction of government agencies when it became public knowledge that this site existed and what it was exposing.

These locations were made public knowledge until then.

They are not longer listed online by a government agency, hence why this site it trying to track all of the stations domestically.

For what it’s worth…

Viewtifulgare on May 6, 2008 at 8:47 PM

I can’t think why your computer showed you logged in as Oink, but there is a commenter at HA with that nic. Oink posts infrequently, but has quality things to say, so you should definitely not feel insulted.

However, I was asking about your nic, “Viewtifulgare”. It looks like a phonetic spelling of a compliment rendered in a thick accent. I just wondered if it was an endearment from someone in your family.

RushBaby on May 6, 2008 at 5:29 PM

Um, for some reason while on my work computer the comment box said “Logged in as Oink”. I have no freakin’ idea who that is (unless it’s a user-crossover error from some other wordpress blog). I know that no one else who uses that computer visits this site, so I’m puzzled…

upinak on May 6, 2008 at 6:23 PM

Uh…cootchie-coo? :-P

*shrug*

Very different than suggesting/suspecting that the entire trip and story took place at the south pole, everyone lied intentionally just to make it look like they were at the north pole instead, and got caught with penguins on film…

*shrug again*

Look, I’m no fan of MSNBC, and firmly believe the global warming thing in general is a large scam – but this specific ‘omg, penguins’ brouhaha seems awfully tinfoil-hattish to me, hehe.