Video: Another McCain campaign slogan coined

posted at 3:30 pm on April 26, 2008 by Allahpundit

Better than Red State Update’s? Not as accurate, perhaps, but this is essentially the message he’s running on. Main advantage: Memorable. Main disadvantage: A tad risque for mainstream political discourse, but you know what I always say — good enough for the boss, good enough for America.

Almost too stupid to qualify as a Saturday stupid. Almost. Content warning.

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Dumb.

heldmyw on April 26, 2008 at 3:34 PM

A tad risque for mainstream political discourse, but you know what I always say — good enough for the boss, good enough for America.

It must be such fun to be your boss, endearing.

I wonder what the outcome of the test is for Obama and Hillary.

Entelechy on April 26, 2008 at 3:36 PM

The data after 2000 is severely flawed. I would guess all his earlier scrotal accomplishments have been negated and he is running BB size today.

Valiant on April 26, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Not funny at all.

muyoso on April 26, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Red State Update was hilarious. This was just really dumb.

txsurveyor on April 26, 2008 at 3:38 PM

This is what McCain gets and Obama gets Obama Girl. Who has the balls?

Wade on April 26, 2008 at 3:39 PM

After his ghey campaign against the North Carolina Republicans, they’re back to the size of tic tacs.

Django on April 26, 2008 at 3:39 PM

As big as a baby’s head? That guy is a quack.

Zorro on April 26, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Maybe kind of dumb but I still got a chuckle out of the end…. about the proctologist…

Got me to thinking… McCain’s Psychologist would have to be a proctologist too.

OOOPs… did I ‘type that out loud’? My apologies.

LegendHasIt on April 26, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Not even in Red State Update’s league.

Sugar Land on April 26, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Hey, lighten up on the big guy. We have nothing left but to try to laugh at the upcoming disaster regardless of who wins. AP is just trying to make life tolerable in these dark times.

Valiant on April 26, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Hey, lighten up on the big guy. We have nothing left but to try to laugh at the upcoming disaster regardless of who wins. AP is just trying to make life tolerable in these dark times.

Valiant on April 26, 2008 at 3:44 PM

To tell you the truth, I’m ready for a party. I’ll let Allah name the occasion.

Zorro on April 26, 2008 at 3:47 PM

Valiant on April 26, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Nothing like a the endlessly bitter Valiant, clinging to his Limbaugh and Hannity.

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 3:50 PM

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 3:50 PM

Optimism, my friend. We can eradicate liberalism wherever it lurks.

Valiant on April 26, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Valiant on April 26, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Mmmmmm one party system….

tastes like….bananna republic

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Uh, excuse me…. Did anyone find that funny? Anyone at all? Even the least little bit? Seriously, did anyone find any humor at all in there? Anyone? Anyone?

Vntnrse on April 26, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Vntnrse on April 26, 2008 at 4:05 PM

I did, but a flunked out of grumpy school

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

It was worth a polite chuckle.

Not even worthy of being mentioned in the same breath as Red State Update.

packsoldier on April 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

My friends, that was lame.

Vigilante on April 26, 2008 at 4:16 PM

This one is pretty funny…

M.C. Cain Rap

JetBoy on April 26, 2008 at 4:18 PM

I wonder what the outcome of the test is for Obama and Hillary.
Entelechy on April 26, 2008 at 3:36 PM

Obama’s can only be stated as “present”, with no evidence of size. With Hillary, it would be impossible to tell. She has used so much hyperbole to inflate her accomplishments, it’s obvious that the size would be enhanced with prostheses.

eeyore on April 26, 2008 at 4:20 PM

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

packsoldier on April 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

Ah! Now, those I found funny! Thanx guyz!

Vntnrse on April 26, 2008 at 4:25 PM

JetBoy on April 26, 2008 at 4:18 PM

That was awesome Jet!

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 4:26 PM

Unfortunately, given what McCain has done these past few days, the ass joke isn’t so much funny as realistic.

MNDavenotPC on April 26, 2008 at 4:30 PM

It’s not that he has big balls. He’s just deaf to the voice of conservatives.

Livefreeordie on April 26, 2008 at 5:07 PM

It’s not that he has big balls. He’s just deaf to the voice of conservatives.

Livefreeordie on April 26, 2008 at 5:07 PM

No…it’s a few conservatives who have become “hard of hearing”…and a little “blind”…And it’s unfortunate.

That was awesome Jet!

Squid Shark on April 26, 2008 at 4:26 PM

heh, thanks. I just saw that this morning. Funny as heck!

JetBoy on April 26, 2008 at 5:08 PM

No…it’s a few conservatives who have become “hard of hearing”…and a little “blind”…And it’s unfortunate.
JetBoy on April 26, 2008 at 5:08 PM

So I guess you’ve never heard of McCain-Kennedy or McCain-Feingold? Some “conservatives” have a very short-term and/or very selective memory. McCain doesn’t listen to conservatives, nor is he one.

Livefreeordie on April 26, 2008 at 6:13 PM

These people have way too much time on their hands.

AZCoyote on April 26, 2008 at 6:16 PM

What is up with these videos being gone so fast?

Hening on April 26, 2008 at 6:19 PM

I think running Google accelerator messes up running them….after disabling, it’s fine.

Hening on April 26, 2008 at 6:21 PM

Lame

BobH on April 26, 2008 at 7:21 PM

They must be in McCain’s ears, he’s so tone deaf.

profitsbeard on April 26, 2008 at 8:45 PM

Hening, if you let the page sit open too long, the link “times out”. Just refresh the page (Ctrl+F5) and it should work.

sulla on April 26, 2008 at 9:14 PM

size doesn’t enter into it. two water balloons filled with tapioca might dangle impressively, but won’t provide that satisfactory clank while walking.

sulla on April 26, 2008 at 9:19 PM

Allah is bored.

thatcher on April 26, 2008 at 9:46 PM

Dumb but okay.

Of course, his rumored likely running mate Pamela Geller has big balls (as in ovaries) & boobs too. She has flipped off Cindy Sheehan at close range and repeatedly pursued Yousef al Khattab, even under threat. I find her rather courageous if I may say so.

HotAirJosef on April 26, 2008 at 10:09 PM


We’re all Mavericks now.

…Rush Limbaugh
Randy

williars on April 26, 2008 at 10:21 PM

WEll, you took a risk, Allahpundit, you took a risk.

Amy Proctor on April 26, 2008 at 11:17 PM

To tell the truth,I was starting to panic a little!

If they got any bigger on the vid,I was wondering if
I need to get a bigger computer screen to accommadate
McCains manliness! haha.

canopfor on April 27, 2008 at 12:01 AM

For purposes of disclosure, I sent McCain two $50 contributions this month. That was until the pissing contest he picked with NC. He can beg from indies and Democrats for his money from now on… he sees Republicans as racists and demagogues.

Lookie here– a McCain donation letter just arrived. What *should* I write on the prepaid return envelope?

leftnomore on April 27, 2008 at 2:26 AM

It was hard to laugh…as a conservative I still have a couple of knives stuck in my back having been firmly stuck there by John McCain…

sabbott on April 27, 2008 at 7:41 AM

Unfortunate for JUAN he will have to leave them BALLS on the mantle when dealing with either B. HUSSEIN or AUNTIE HILL.No problem for JUAN he is used to leaving his BALLS!!!!

pueblo1032 on April 27, 2008 at 12:05 PM

I bet these guys’ hemmoroids are bigger than their balls.

Travis1 on April 27, 2008 at 12:11 PM

Yes, it is stoopid, but I LOLed anyway.

Christine on April 27, 2008 at 12:46 PM