Basically we are about to live through all the worst bits of the bible unless we Change.

Now the Daily Kos has Obama as Noah? Wow.

The “worst bits” of the Bible are still to come my friend. If libs would bother to check out the ending, though, they’d find that things turn out all right.

BTW Noah’s job wasn’t to warn anybody, just to survive.

Basically we are about to live through all the worst bits of the bible unless we Change.

Now the Daily Kos has Obama as Noah?

Wow.

There are 400 million Americans living beneath the poverty line,
There are 2.5 billion Americans without health coverage,
Darth Cheney is still on the prowl.
Haliburton has outsourced our economy to North Korea.
The polar ice caps have been microwaved by Karl Rove

Basically we are about to live through all the worst bits of the bible unless we Change. Yes We Can.

/ Daily Kos “Diarist”

But seriously ladies and germs, did I tell you the one about the cannibal that passed a Democrat in the woods?

pistolero on April 25, 2008 at 3:17 PM

Poor cannibal. He must have been pretty hungry.

So, a socialist, a liberal, an antisemite, a racist and a Democrat went into a bar…

The hostess looked up and said, “Table for one, Mr. Obama?”

…should be automatically disqualified from all public offices.

Come to think of it, as a stockholder I wouldn’t want any of these people in management of a corporation or any private enterprise, either.

Grow up, people!!!

Entelechy, thanks for the reply/explanation in the headlines thread. Just sent my reply to you over there if you’re interested.

Zetterson on April 25, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Dear Zetterson, thank you for the sad, but realistic note. For this generation there is not abosolut need for desperation. However, to most all your questions, sadly, here’s what I think – Rome did not go under in one year, but in hundreds, while it continued to blissfully party, literally, and otherwise. That’s the slow path I think we’re on.

And, we lack strong world leaders, and we are the socialist whores, the ones who want the easy path. Is it too late? Perhaps not, but we won’t do/sacrifice what is necessary to redirect.

By itself it won’t happen and we’re slowly but surely sliding toward a form of socialistic Capitalism, which of course will ruin life as we know it here, and better the rest of the world’s by a tad.

It’s exactly what the elites wish to happen. There simply are more Pauls than Peters, the latter being fooled by teachers, professors, the media, lack of parental guidance. Children are/will be brought up by schools, and this is the result. Reminds me sadly of the days we were forced to wear red cravats in school…Sad, very sad.

So, is this a PC vs. Mac thing?

I’m sorry.

wise_man on April 25, 2008 at 4:45 PM

You should be.

I think we should protest against protesting, and demonstrate against demonstrations. Every apology given by a campaign requires an apology for apologizing.

I’m not mad as hell, and I’m willing to take it some more?

we’ve come a long way, baby!

wise_man on April 25, 2008 at 3:57 PM

When Bush 41 came out against broccoli it was a liberating moment for me. I was no longer alone in my spite for that (in the words of Newman) ‘Vile Weed’.

If they joke on McCain because of his age, that just tells me it’s because they really can’t find anything else to pick on him about…except his teeth and they’ve already done that.
scalleywag on April 25, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Yes they have.

This reminds of when the news about George H W Bush was in full coverage about how he didn’t like broccoli, and that he wouldn’t eat his broccoli and parent’s groups were scolding (get it, “scolding?” har har har har) … ah, scolding him that it was setting a bad example to the youth of America that the president didn’t eat his broccoli ….

Because that was the only thing in the news to ‘pick on’ Bush about.

Niko on April 25, 2008 at 3:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA, that was awesome :thumbsup:

Obama and Osama, overheard in a cave …

Niko on April 25, 2008 at 2:50 PM

Obama: Osama, people keep calling me by your name. What should I do about it?
Osama: Well, you won’t have to worry about that anymore. We’re going to kill you for being an apostate.
Obama: I hope you change your mind.
Osama: Sorry, infidel.

Well, the terrorists thought it was funny…

Winners

Limerick on April 25, 2008 at 3:15 PM

Heh. That reminds me of a Rat-Pack comedy bit:

During one of their comedy musical medley numbers, Dean Martin sings “Have you ever seen a Jew-jitsu?” and Sammy Davis Jr. comes on and says “Hey! Fair is fair. You don’t see me coming up here singing ‘Have you ever seen a Wop-sicle?’” At which point the audience roars with laughter seeing DM get his comeuppance. From the “Ultimate Rat Pack Collection: Live and Swingin’”

Great CD, I highly recommend it.

Niko on April 25, 2008 at 3:22 PM

better one, got it last night…

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
> > shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed
> > up with him. After looking around, he realized that
> > they were stranded on a deserted island.
> >
> > After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
> > taking his two animal companions to the beach every
> > evening to watch the sunset.
> >
> > One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
> > beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
> > gentle – a perfect night for romance.
> >
> > As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
> > and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over
> > to the sheep and put his arm around it.
> >
> > But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
> > growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
> > around the sheep.
> >
> > After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
> > sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
> >
> > A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
> > another shipwreck.
> >
> > The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
> >
> > That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening
> > beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening – red
> > sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
> > perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
> > started to get ‘those feelings’ again..
> >
> > He fought the urges as long as he could but he
> > finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told
> > her he hadn’t had sex for months. Hillary batted
> > her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
> > could do for him.
> >
> > He said, ‘Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?’

Please excuse if you think it was wrong… but it was funny.

That’s the problem with Obama, Entelechy. He doesn’t even inspire any jokes.

Really? Niko, what was your bowling score again?

Was he doing what bears do?

Limerick on April 25, 2008 at 3:20 PM

I did say pass, didn’t I? You know, Democrats taste like chicken too.