It’s April in Turkmenistan again
posted at 8:50 am on April 25, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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One of the strangest aspects of a strange dictatorship will end, more than a year after the death of the dictator. Saparmurat Niyazov, the self-styled Turkmenbashi or “father of all Turkmen”, had renamed the months of the year by decree, including April, which he named after his mother. His successor has finally decided that it should be April in Turkmenistan again:
Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedov, who took over after Niyazov’s death in 2006, said he wanted to go back to traditional names, including January. Niyazov had renamed January after himself – calling it “Turkmenbashi” (father of the Turkmen). Other months were named after heroes and poets. “It is necessary to draft a Majlis [parliamentary] resolution by the end of this half of the year after a very thorough analysis,” the president said.
The late dictator renamed the months in 2002 – one of a series of bizarre decrees that earned Turkmenistan the reputation of being one of the world’s most repressive states. Ordinary Turkmen stuck with the old names, but the new forms became mandatory for officials and state television.
Since becoming president Berdimuhammedov has ended his predecessor’s personality cult. He has allowed internet cafes to open, lifted the ban on foreign operas and increased the number of years children attend school. He has also improved ties with the west.
“He is a different generation from Niyazov. He’s younger, and he understands that Turkmenistan can’t live in isolation from the outside world,” said Sanobar Shermatova, an expert on central Asia based in Moscow. “The iron curtain around Turkmenistan is coming down.”
Well, not quite. Turkmenistan remains an autocracy, and Berdimuhammedov is not a democrat in any real sense of the word. He replaced Niyazov as dictator, through selection of the power elite and not election. The former Soviet republic has a long road ahead before democracy can take hold.
First, Turkmenistan has to rid itself of Niyazov worship. After a tentative start to this process, Berdimuhammedov appears to be making progress. The imposing murals of Turkmenbashi have begun disappearing throughout the nation. Education has expanded, and more cultural contacts with Western nations will accelerate the process. Niyazov kept Turkmenistan in the dark, isolated from the rest of the world, in order to maintain his weird personality cult, and daylight has not fully returned.
At least Turkmen will be able to keep track of the time using the normal names of the months. Berdimuhammedov may want to keep track of the months closely as well. Once Turkmenistan starts grasping everything that Niyazov kept out, including freedom, he may not have a lot of months left until Turkmen demand it of him.
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Good start.
Maybe we’ll take a page from him and have months like Barruary and Obamarch.
rbj on April 25, 2008 at 9:09 AM
I think the DNC will take to this custom. Ask Robert Byrd in the hundreds of places named after him in West Virginia.
RobCon on April 25, 2008 at 9:09 AM
Good for them. Who’s next?
pecan pie on April 25, 2008 at 9:14 AM
Could we just revive the old tradition that people have things named after them until they are dead? It would end a lot a silliness. Well, I have to go the Thuja toilet now.
thuja on April 25, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Wait…they changed the names of months to be more like these names?
James on April 25, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Me hates to whine and complain,but couldn’t they have
streamlined some of the words,must all the names have
a minimum of 80 letters! Just sayin!
canopfor on April 25, 2008 at 9:29 AM
Turkmenistan: Are you sure this is not some country from a SNL skit? Naming a month after your mother?
right2bright on April 25, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Talk about Turkmenbashi(ng)
xyan on April 25, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Good, it often gets overlooked just how poorly off some of the former Soviet republics are. It’s good to see one of the poorest making strides like this.
brak on April 25, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedov (or Urbanely Dehumidify as spell check likes to call him)? I though Borat was Glorious Leader.
easy on April 25, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Январь Февраль Март Апрель Май Июнь Июль Август Сентябрь Октябрь Ноябрь Декабрь
There are the Russian months of the year. I understand that even during the USSR the word for January meant something along the lines of “Jesus died for your sins”. Really!
kirkill on April 25, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Borat work for make profit glorious nation of Khazakstan.
James on April 25, 2008 at 10:36 AM
As someone who enjoys a good laugh, I shall miss that special kind of Turkmen craziness.
ScottMcC on April 25, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Uhm, is this some kind of parody? Are we going to sing together “Wind of Change” in lieu of a sober analysis?
freevillage on April 25, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Ed
I partly disagree with this. Niyazov seemed to serve the same purpose to Turkmenistan that Kemal Ataturk served in Turkey – being a substitute to Islam. Kemal did a great job in building a cult around himself and de-fanging Islam in Turkey – something that seems to be unravelling today.
Of course, difference here is that Turkmen, unlike Turks, have been abandoning Communism rather than Islam. But here’s the problem – Islam is one of the alternatives for them to look to, and unless Western style democracy takes root, it’s more likely that they’d turn to religion, which in their case means Islam. So Niyazov served a useful purpose. Now, if Berdimuhammedov (somehow, the ‘muhammed’ inside his name is unsettling) can follow that up with letting Western values take hold, that would be good.
However, countries do look to their roots for inspiration, and Turkmen, like Uzbeks, Kyrgyz and Kazakhs are Turkic peoples, and would look to Turkey, and the spectacle of a Turkey slowly re-Islamizing could have its effects in Central Asia. However, if these countries recognize themselves, rather than Turkey, as the original Turks, there could be hope for them.
OTOH, the world’s worst Jihadi conqueror & mass murderer Tamerlane did originate in Turkestan.
infidelpride on April 25, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Gee, thanks. Now I’ve got that in my head.
DrSteve on April 25, 2008 at 12:53 PM
God, I love progress.
Entelechy on April 25, 2008 at 1:06 PM
Niyazov seemed like a relatively benign dictator – he was bonkers, like Idi Amin, but he didn’t invade anywhere, he didn’t randomly execute a third of his subjects, and he didn’t expel tens of thousands of people. Given the example set by several dictators in the 20th century, he was almost a ray of sunshine. Perhaps in the 21st century we will have a new breed of dictators; self-aware dictators who understand their own ridiculousness.
Apeking on April 25, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Niyazov isn’t the first to have done this: where do you think July & August come from?
He’s also not the first ruler to style himself the patriae pater of a Turkic-speaking nation.
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Oh, and of course the French revolutionaries renamed the months as well.
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 2:50 PM
I’m not sure about the Russian months. If it’s Январь, then that’s just the Roman January, named for not for Jesus but Janus, the two-faced god (who looks at the year going and the year coming). Traditional Greek months (which varied from region to region) did however often refer to religious festivals, though I think the agricultural ones are more picturesque. Some of both (my rather awkward translations) are as follows:
Jan: Carol-singer, Midwinter, Cat-month
Feb: Pruner
Mar: Planter, Spring-month, Annunciation (of the Deipara)
Apr: Rose-month, St. George’s
May: Cherry-month, Flowery, Verdant
June: Reaper, St. John’s
July: Thresher
Aug: Food-month, Fat-fly, Fig-gatherer
Sept: Grape-harvester, Quail-month
Oct: Rainer
Nov: Sower, Shadowy
Dec: Christbirth, Brumaliot
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Though the act of hybris that brought him down (in the Marlovian version, at least) was his burning of the Alcoran.
Which, by the way, like algebra and alcohol, is accented on the first syllable, as is also Mahomet. (You can tell from Marlowe’s extremely regular meter.)
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 3:22 PM
I stand corrected. The java medication has taken hold. It’s the DAYS of the week that was complimentary to Jesus.
Sabbath:
суббота noun Saturday soobbota
воскресенье noun Sunday vos cross sane yeh
There’s a cross in the middle of Sunday.
Sorry.
kirkill on April 25, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Interesting. What does воскресенье mean literally? Nothing to do with Dies Solis?
By the way, in Icelandic “Saturday” refers to preparation for Sunday: it’s called Laugardagur, lit. “bath-day”! (In Greek, following the Jews, it’s Friday, that’s the preparation-day.)
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 4:35 PM
A further by-the-way: our Fall (named for what the leaves do) is called in German Herbst – lit. “harvest”, though their word for “harvest” is Ernte, cognate with our own earn (both meaning, at root, “to gather”). The Gothic cognate (with original un-rhotacized S) is asan. This refers however to the Summer. Why? Because the Goths lived down in Balkans, where harvest-tide comes earlier than it does for us!
(Just, in case you were wondering… And the Greek words for Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter are: Opening, Goodweather, Fruit-withering and Cold-storm [nos. 2&4 being originally for sailing].
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 4:45 PM
The Russian word for Sunday actually means “resurrection.”
FYI: it’s not pronounced with a ‘cross’ in the middle.
воскресенье:
/vahs-kre-sen-ye/ with the stress on the /sen/.
mjtyson on April 25, 2008 at 8:04 PM
Thanks! Fascinating: a weekly reminder of Holy Week.
In Greek & Latin it’s “Day of the Lord” (Dies Domenicus, Κυριακὴ [ἡμέρα]).
Tzetzes on April 25, 2008 at 8:15 PM
What he said on the question of the Russian language.
freevillage on April 25, 2008 at 11:21 PM
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