Comments on: Video: Porn, Wahhabi style

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:19:40 +0000

The old ~~carrot-and-stick~~ BarbieDoll-and-stick approach.

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:46:27 +0000

That’s one sexy goat he describes.

abinitioadinfinitum on April 15, 2008 at 12:04 PM

Excellent! Got a real belly laugh on that one.

Not to be un-multi-culti, but you were really a little out there on the soft thing, Ahmed. You like them soft, evidently. I like them a little harder myself. http://youtube.com/watch?v=AjCwMXipvcw
FYI–I hear that women tend to go for harder, as opposed to softer. Just saying. But hey, what do I know? I mean, I don’t even wear a pink keffiyeh.

By: darkpixel

darkpixel — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:04:07 +0000

Holy crap… They get wine too!

I’d be on board, if they got beer, spareribs and porkchops.

By: RedWinged Blackbird

RedWinged Blackbird — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:54:55 +0000

This guy seems on the verge of needing five minutes of “alone time.”

No “alone time” needed. Why do you think they wear those silly looking nightgowns?

By: socalconservative

socalconservative — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:13:49 +0000

Oh man…this is definitely one of the best HA threads ever. And when I say “ever” I do sincerely mean evah.

By: Shirotayama

Shirotayama — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:32:15 +0000

Ever notice how these jihadis in their videos are always:

a) Wildly gesticulating and flailing their arms about as if they were trying to fly,

b) Always gesturing with their index finger pointed up in the air (UBL or Ayman) as if they were trying to constantly make some kind of point?

What is it with these guys?

Do these gestures mean anything unique or particular in Arab culture? Or are they simply putting the stereotypical Siciliano to shame?

By: Shirotayama

Shirotayama — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:23:57 +0000

Serious question: what do female shahids get?

Answer: RAW

By: Shirotayama

Shirotayama — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:22:54 +0000

Music playing in Wahhabi Paradise:

“Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh! (♫ dat dat dat dadat dah ♫)
Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh! (♫ dat dat dadat ♫)
Sheikh Yerbouti, Sheikh Yerbouti…”

By: oakpack

oakpack — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:09:08 +0000

Late night Saudi Cinemax?

By: Cylor

Cylor — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:08:35 +0000

What the sh

By: uptight

uptight — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:06:43 +0000

Serious question: what do female shahids get?

Presumably 72 male virgins, but who would want to shag some inexperienced, nervous geek who’s never had sex before?

By: RedWinged Blackbird

RedWinged Blackbird — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:52:15 +0000

In the Islamic world a man blows himself up and goes to paradise for booze and sex. In the West he goes to college.

By: MNDavenotPC

MNDavenotPC — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:07:49 +0000

Hey, not to worry. If the NEA and the nimrods of the liberal left have there continued way, the students coming out of school will be as pliable as the nuts listening to this tool.

By: rbj

rbj — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:57:35 +0000

You know, I don’t want 72 virgins. I would rather have 72 women who are practiced in the “arts.” Think back to your first time everyone, was it really good or just a lot of awkward fumbling around?

By: aso

aso — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:51:32 +0000

definitely wahabi porno.

By: Cicero43

Cicero43 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:48:51 +0000

I’d trade the 72 virgins for a few girls that have been around the block a few times, if you know what I mean.

By: urbancenturion

urbancenturion — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:42:50 +0000

Nivea! LOL!

By: Hening

Hening — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:31:22 +0000

The man with the pink head cover doth protest too much, methinks.

mattshu on April 15, 2008 at 1:13 PM

Meanwhile, in a darkened tent near Mecca:

Wahhabi Man Tool #1 – “That is not my very soft thumb”

Wahhabi Man Tool #2 – “That is not my belly-button”

By: mattshu

mattshu — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:13:35 +0000

The man with the pink head cover doth protest too much, methinks.

By: HotAirJosef

HotAirJosef — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:46:50 +0000

I think this Imam's read too much PamelaGeller.com, aka Atlas Shrugs. Perhaps he'll stop hating Jews now...

By: calbear

calbear — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:37:50 +0000

I was ready to convert right up until he said “No vaseline”.

It made me wonder whether he was a secret Ice Cube fan. Then again, he does extol the virtues of the whiteness of women, which seems rather odd for a fundy Arab (or someone into NWA).

By: The Jawa Report

The Jawa Report — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:31:57 +0000

Wahhabi. Porn. Video….

Not that he needs a link from me anymore, but AP gets an automatic one for the title alone: Porn, Wahhabi style. While AP’s link is to a MEMRI clip of a Salafi preacher extolling the virtues of hot virgin……

By: irishspy

irishspy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:06:40 +0000

@moxie_neanderthal:

I thought the lights would dim and we would have a James Brown moment as someone put a cape on the guy.

Please, not while I’m drinking the morning coffee! I almost ruined a good monitor. :D

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:04:59 +0000

That’s one sexy goat he describes.

By: Public Secrets: from the files of the Irishspy

Public Secrets: from the files of the Irishspy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:00:48 +0000

What’s the Arabic for …

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