Video: Porn, Wahhabi style
posted at 10:53 am on April 15, 2008 by Allahpundit
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The real thing is banned, of course, which is good news for the Kingdom’s cell-phone retailers and for this tool, who, in the course of preaching religious virtue, ends up as the Saudi answer to Hugh Hefner. The inevitable chicken-and-egg question: Does the promise of earthly delights in the afterlife push Saudi culture towards greater repression (to make those delights sweeter), or does the repression within Saudi culture lead the clerics to overemphasize the afterlife’s earthly delights? This guy seems on the verge of needing five minutes of “alone time.”
Exit question: Actually, this would qualify as Wahhabi porn, no? Click the image to watch.
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Wow, that was some hardcore stuff there. It amazes me that young Muslims actually buy into this crap and believe it with every fiber of their being. It tells me common sense never cast a shadow on their door.
They truly are an inferior culture.
Geronimo on April 15, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Ten black-eyed virgins will push you down onto musk cushions, hand you a glass of wine and take turns on you? He doesn’t want to be a shahid, he wants to be a rock star.
trubble on April 15, 2008 at 11:02 AM
It’s stuff like this (and, more seriously, writings by people such as Ayaan Hirsi Ali) that convinces me that Islam’s core is sexual repression and oppression. Without it, the whole structure falls apart.
irishspy on April 15, 2008 at 11:04 AM
From that screen shot, it looks like he’s pitching the virtues of a 12-piece bucket of KFC.
Badger91 on April 15, 2008 at 11:05 AM
if you’ll excuse me I have to go take a cold shower.
TooTall on April 15, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Honestly, if we want to modernize the Arab world, we should drop care packages consisting of pornography and XBox 360s. No dude’s going to join the jihad when he can stay home, play Halo, and look at boobs. Hell, we might as well drop bags of weed and pork rinds while we’re at it. You want to change hearts and minds or what?
Enrique on April 15, 2008 at 11:08 AM
I was ready to convert right up until he said “No vaseline”.
I figure that would come into play after about, let’s say, the fifth of seventy-two virgins.
fogw on April 15, 2008 at 11:08 AM
From the memritv.org transcript:
I knew scary things lurked inside the minds of terrorists, but this I didn’t imagine….
RBMN on April 15, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Wow, all that softness, even without Nivea Q10 Firming Lotion!
Tzetzes on April 15, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Hide the sheep and the goats, the Wahhibists are coming!
“Strange, I don’t recall asking for any special sauce in my Schwarma”.
NoDonkey on April 15, 2008 at 11:12 AM
I guess we know how they got the black eyes.
ronsfi on April 15, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Uh, no “Nivea”? Is that a common-use item amongst jihadist women? A product created by infidels?
amerpundit on April 15, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Alone being the operative word. How can any woman get near that scraggly-ass beard? Plus, dressing in a sack leads me to believe most islamic fundamentalists let themselves go body wise and don’t look so hot with their clothes off.
Blake on April 15, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Breast, thighs and legs? Maybe I’m getting old, but all I can think of is firing up the grill.
JammieWearingFool on April 15, 2008 at 11:20 AM
So what happens to used-no-longer-virgins in Paradise?
Connie on April 15, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Long before I became interested in the evils of Islam, my Thai friend told me that the sexual tourists who wanted the most perverse and sick sex were from Saudi Arabia. His parents owned a durian plantation and so I assume he was repeating the street rumours.
thuja on April 15, 2008 at 11:23 AM
In his mind, I wonder how old the virgins are?
Seriously, if they’re in heaven, and they are guaranteed the women are virgins, are the virgins 18, 19, 21?
Canadian Infidel on April 15, 2008 at 11:23 AM
So basically, the god of Islam is a pimp, and this sheet staining fluffer is his wet boy.
I bet I know where Sheik Yer Whistle likes to place his thumb.
Hening on April 15, 2008 at 11:24 AM
They wind up in San Francisco and run as Democrats.
Hening on April 15, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Musk cushions! That’s what I’ve been doing wrong! I’ll have to get rid of my sectional and Nagel prints too.
Squarestate on April 15, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Sounded like he was describing Baby Dolls here in Dallas.
Limerick on April 15, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Isn’t a deeper issue that the ultimate reward is a purely physical one? I.e., just hot sex, not a relationship, companionship, or love?
Annoying Old Guy on April 15, 2008 at 11:41 AM
If I am going to convert I need some clarifications.
Once the virgins are *penetrated*, technically they are not virgins any more. What happens to them? Or better question is what happens to me? Alone time in infinity ?
Just asking.
redrock on April 15, 2008 at 11:43 AM
We are in a world of hurt people. No way we can compete with this. Tell a man he is going to have hot sex, anyway he wants it, anytime he wants, with multiple hotties? Allahu Akbar indeed.
Sue on April 15, 2008 at 11:45 AM
I thought the lights would dim and we would have a James Brown moment as someone put a cape on the guy.
Indeed. But on a larger point I’ll hold my tongue and only suggest that this is the sort of rubbish one gets when superstition supersedes science and logic.
moxie_neanderthal on April 15, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Good point.
txsurveyor on April 15, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Connie on April 15, 2008 at 11:21 AM
redrock on April 15, 2008 at 11:43 AM
From my understanding, and someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but after sex, Allah makes the women virgins again.
Which brings up questions such as, do the virgins retain any knowledge or are you constantly retraining them?
Canadian Infidel on April 15, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Remember after the fall of Baghdad the first movies to hit the theaters we Pornos.
I guess Muslims just use their time on earth to build up stamina for all that hot sex they’re going to be gettin’ after they go “splodie”.
Is there anything in Islam that isn’t perverted?
x-wing on April 15, 2008 at 11:50 AM
This topic will be the source of a great deal of amusement over the next 24 hours.
To add to the fun, would someone be so kind as to pose as an Islamist on a message board and direct traffic this way…
moxie_neanderthal on April 15, 2008 at 11:51 AM
So they like tapioca with their raisins?
RushBaby on April 15, 2008 at 11:52 AM
When drumming up traffic, it might be helpful to suggest Geert Wilders, Ayaan Hirsi Ali will be joined by Salamn Rushdie and a panel of cartoonists who will engage in a free ranging and vigorous debate on the subject.
moxie_neanderthal on April 15, 2008 at 11:57 AM
That’s one sexy goat he describes.
abinitioadinfinitum on April 15, 2008 at 12:04 PM
@moxie_neanderthal:
Please, not while I’m drinking the morning coffee! I almost ruined a good monitor. :D
irishspy on April 15, 2008 at 12:06 PM
It made me wonder whether he was a secret Ice Cube fan. Then again, he does extol the virtues of the whiteness of women, which seems rather odd for a fundy Arab (or someone into NWA).
calbear on April 15, 2008 at 12:37 PM
I think this Imam’s read too much PamelaGeller.com, aka Atlas Shrugs. Perhaps he’ll stop hating Jews now…
HotAirJosef on April 15, 2008 at 12:46 PM
The man with the pink head cover doth protest too much, methinks.
mattshu on April 15, 2008 at 1:13 PM
Meanwhile, in a darkened tent near Mecca:
Wahhabi Man Tool #1 - “That is not my very soft thumb”
Wahhabi Man Tool #2 - “That is not my belly-button”
Hening on April 15, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Nivea! LOL!
urbancenturion on April 15, 2008 at 1:42 PM
I’d trade the 72 virgins for a few girls that have been around the block a few times, if you know what I mean.
Cicero43 on April 15, 2008 at 1:48 PM
definitely wahabi porno.
aso on April 15, 2008 at 1:51 PM
You know, I don’t want 72 virgins. I would rather have 72 women who are practiced in the “arts.” Think back to your first time everyone, was it really good or just a lot of awkward fumbling around?
rbj on April 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM
Hey, not to worry. If the NEA and the nimrods of the liberal left have there continued way, the students coming out of school will be as pliable as the nuts listening to this tool.
MNDavenotPC on April 15, 2008 at 2:07 PM
In the Islamic world a man blows himself up and goes to paradise for booze and sex. In the West he goes to college.
RedWinged Blackbird on April 15, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Serious question: what do female shahids get?
Presumably 72 male virgins, but who would want to shag some inexperienced, nervous geek who’s never had sex before?
uptight on April 15, 2008 at 4:06 PM
What the sh
Cylor on April 15, 2008 at 4:08 PM
Late night Saudi Cinemax?
oakpack on April 15, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Music playing in Wahhabi Paradise:
“Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh! (♫ dat dat dat dadat dah ♫)
Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh! (♫ dat dat dadat ♫)
Sheikh Yerbouti, Sheikh Yerbouti…”
Shirotayama on April 15, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Answer: RAW
Shirotayama on April 15, 2008 at 4:23 PM
Ever notice how these jihadis in their videos are always:
a) Wildly gesticulating and flailing their arms about as if they were trying to fly,
or
b) Always gesturing with their index finger pointed up in the air (UBL or Ayman) as if they were trying to constantly make some kind of point?
What is it with these guys?
Do these gestures mean anything unique or particular in Arab culture? Or are they simply putting the stereotypical Siciliano to shame?
Shirotayama on April 15, 2008 at 4:32 PM
Oh man…this is definitely one of the best HA threads ever. And when I say “ever” I do sincerely mean evah.
socalconservative on April 15, 2008 at 5:13 PM
No “alone time” needed. Why do you think they wear those silly looking nightgowns?
RedWinged Blackbird on April 15, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Holy crap… They get wine too!
I’d be on board, if they got beer, spareribs and porkchops.
darkpixel on April 15, 2008 at 6:04 PM
Excellent! Got a real belly laugh on that one.
Not to be un-multi-culti, but you were really a little out there on the soft thing, Ahmed. You like them soft, evidently. I like them a little harder myself. http://youtube.com/watch?v=AjCwMXipvcw
FYI–I hear that women tend to go for harder, as opposed to softer. Just saying. But hey, what do I know? I mean, I don’t even wear a pink keffiyeh.
smellthecoffee on April 15, 2008 at 11:46 PM
The old
carrot-and-stickBarbieDoll-and-stick approach.jgapinoy on April 16, 2008 at 12:19 AM