Democrat Math, or Why Their Budgets Don’t Add Up, Either Update: What Reid didn’t mention
posted at 6:40 pm on April 15, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Our good friend Duane “Generalissimo” Patterson, producer for the Hugh Hewitt show and my co-host every Friday, exposes Senate Democrats as mathematical illiterates. What do the numbers 73 and 65 have in common? That’s how many Republican “filibusters” Democrats claim have hampered their work. Which is the right number? None of them actually know:
With the assistance of C-SPAN, it is clear that majority leader Harry Reid of Nevada and Chuck Schumer of New York, senior senators of their respective states, had senior moments today. ….
Why the discrepancy, you ask? The Democrats seem to have a living, breathing definition of the word filibuster. It seems if the Democrats block judicial nominations, Reid and Schumer count it as a Republican filibuster. If Chris Dodd, Democrat from Connecticut, filibusters the FISA reform bill, Reid and Schumer count that as a Republican filibuster. If Democrats vote unanimously or near-unanimously with the Republicans to uphold a filibuster and beat a bill, as has happened on almost a dozen occasions, that counts as a Republican filibuster.
Go see the pictures. According to Reid and Schumer’s track record on these claims, the Republicans would have had to stage seven or eight anti-filibusters for them to be correct this week. I think it’s even less complicated than Duane suggests; this pretty clearly shows that Reid and Schumer just like to pull numbers out of their nether regions.
And perhaps Reid can explain why this is the President’s problem:
“Mr. President, someone wanting to visit the Capitol today, there is no place for them to gather. They gather -it used to be out on the East Front – now they gather on the West Front. And the people who work here joke about you can always tell when it’s summertime because you can smell the visitors. And what we mean by that Mr. President – they stand out there in the high humidity, heat, sweating, and it’s really – there’s no place for them to go. The bathrooms in this facility are almost nonexistent. There is one on this side, one on the other side, both very small.”
Well, shouldn’t Congress do something about that? Which branch allocates funds? Congress. Which branch creates legislation to authorize construction projects? Congress. Which branch runs the Capitol building? Congress. Which branch of the government do the Democrats run? Congress.
Harry Reid’s the Senate Majority Leader, for crying out loud. He hasn’t figured this out yet? Of course, this is the same man who insisted that the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution so that Congress could create pork-barrel projects. He obviously missed a few sessions in his civics class.
Next time you visit the Capitol in Washington DC, remember which branch keeps you outside in the heat. And remember that Harry Reid and his colleagues talk about how we stink while you’re there.
Update: The correct count of cloture votes is 72 — but what Reid doesn’t tell you is that he filed 65 of the motions for them himself.
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I love how the filibuster is unjust when the OTHER guy does it. Boo fricking hoo.
Dr. Manhattan on April 15, 2008 at 6:44 PM
This is exactly what C-Span should have scrolling along the bottom of the screen while they are showing this senile old moron blathering away….Good Lord….
BigWyo on April 15, 2008 at 6:46 PM
It’s always the other guy’s fault with Democrats.
amerpundit on April 15, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Reid is a flaming idiot and a master of obfuscation. But . . . he fits in quite well with the rest of those brain dead liberals.
rplat on April 15, 2008 at 6:49 PM
Since when does two bathrooms equal “almost nonexistent”?
If sniveling were an Olympic event, we could take the gold with either Schumer or Reid.
whitetop on April 15, 2008 at 6:50 PM
Harry Reid(D) and Dick Durbin(D) poor leadership, why would we want a Democrat in the White house also?
Chakra Hammer on April 15, 2008 at 6:52 PM
This reminds me of “> Abbott and Costello math.
Tony737 on April 15, 2008 at 6:53 PM
And we can’t forget about Robert C. Byrd.. LMAO..
Chakra Hammer on April 15, 2008 at 6:54 PM
Those democrat people never cease to amaze and scare me.
SouthernGent on April 15, 2008 at 6:54 PM
President Pro Tempore
Robert C. Byrd
Democrat, West Virginia
http://www.senate.gov/pagelayout/senators/a_three_sections_with_teasers/leadership.htm
Chakra Hammer on April 15, 2008 at 6:55 PM
Dammit!
“>Abbott and Costello math
Tony737 on April 15, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Ok, I don’t know how to do links, but just go to YouTube and type in Abbott and Costello math.
Tony737 on April 15, 2008 at 6:57 PM
Here you go.
amerpundit on April 15, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Offtopic and I don’t want to email it in. Here’s Elizabeth Edwards trash talking Fred!
http://www.blogher.com/interview-elizabeth-edwards-less-britney-more-family-men
ninjapirate on April 15, 2008 at 7:00 PM
The state of Nevada must be so proud of their “dingy” senator.
Rick on April 15, 2008 at 7:01 PM
Thanks Amerpundit! I used to watch them all the time when I was a kid, when I read that article, the first thing that came to mind was that scene.
Tony737 on April 15, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Thanks never seen that before! >:}
HAHAHA!
Chakra Hammer on April 15, 2008 at 7:07 PM
They’ve been “building” the Visitor’s Center on the Hill since 2003 when I was an intern. It has been a bipartisan frak-up for sure. Unfortunately Senators and Congressmen would rather fight for an additional office in the Center than actually get it done.
Shivv on April 15, 2008 at 7:11 PM
Here’s another thats good.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2755693
GoodBoy on April 15, 2008 at 7:12 PM
We all know these type of people.
The type who complain about the very things THEY are responsible for fixing!
blink on April 15, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Is it me, or have the inmates taken over the asylum?
ronsfi on April 15, 2008 at 7:28 PM
Chuck Schumer of New York, the criminal element of the Congress.
I wonder, is Chucky allowed to writing checks again? You remember, he had trouble with numbers back in the mid nineties while in the House of Representative. He bounced what? 900 checks? $300,000 worth. He really should try to finish his schooling.
Zorro on April 15, 2008 at 7:38 PM
Uh, Ed, I don’t know how to put this but when Senators say “Mr. President” they’re not referring to the President of the United States, but the President Pro Tempore, or the President of the Senate. From C-SPAN
I mean, this isn’t related to the Democrats regularly butchering language in order to make it so that the Republicans are always the bad guys, but one this issue, Harry Reid is correct to address “Mr. President”, being the President of the Senate, to ask the Senate to do something about the Capitol needing renovating.
apollyonbob on April 15, 2008 at 7:40 PM
There must be a Port-a-Potty Plumbers Union out there somewhere who’s behind this Blame Bush for B.O. effort.
As for the ever changing filibuster numbers, maybe Vanna White spins a wheel for them.
Buy Danish on April 15, 2008 at 7:41 PM
Reid could at least pay for some perfume to squirt on the stinking pigs before they let them in for a tour
entagor on April 15, 2008 at 7:56 PM
errmm…mebbe I should STFU…..
naw…Dingy is a Tool…no two ways about it…
BigWyo on April 15, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Ah Sen. Reid? That smell isn’t the American people trying to enter the building; it’s the flatulence from the people “in power”!! You know the occupants. Ya’ll stink up the place pretty good.
What a moron!!!
JohnnyD on April 15, 2008 at 8:48 PM
Say what??????
President Pro Tempore?
The Senate Pro Tem is the leader of the Senate. He’s not president of the Senate. There is no such thing as “President Pro Tempore”.
Mr. President means “Mr. President” and nothing else.
Squiggy on April 15, 2008 at 8:51 PM
apollyonbob is right. Every speech on the Senate floor is addressed to “Mr. President” and they don’t mean the President. An hour of C-SPAN2 would make this clear to the most obtuse observer.
slackmac on April 15, 2008 at 9:09 PM
The only stench worse than the that of the Common Freeman is that of the Effete Elite, of which I can think of no other better example in our government than one Harold Reid. I’m sure he must carry a scented hankey for such unavoidable occasions.
ronsfi on April 15, 2008 at 9:15 PM
Ummm….Squiggy? Dude?
Ahem. Article I, Section 3 of the United States Constitution:
irishspy on April 15, 2008 at 9:20 PM
I dunno what we have to do or can do to unseat these people but something has to change…real people have to get elected. These people, to include the Trent Lott imitations, are no better than “educators” when it comes to doing their jobs with honesty and humility.
Hmm. I could never get elected, or would submit to the BS.
I guess I answered my own question…and will defer that plan to quit drinking.
There has to be an answer someplace, I am just not bright enough to figure it out. Crap.
Harry Schell on April 15, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Harry Reid is evil. Period. Why hasn’t he been through the religious ringer, after all, he is a Mormom. –gasp–
The man is a power hungry, vengeful dictator that cares only about control. I wish he would die. Seriously.
cannonball on April 15, 2008 at 9:57 PM
We, the little people, are too stupid to do the math and understand the lies and deceit that Reid and Schumer are running. Talk about ignorant idiots R&S have it hands down. Whey this pair of dorks actually make Teddy look good!!
sharinlite on April 15, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Yeah uh Squiggy? That link I put has all the relevant facts.
Quoted for your reading pleasure.
apollyonbob on April 15, 2008 at 11:56 PM
You piece of crap. We smelly people put your ass in office, and we can take it out of office. What an elitist effete snob POS.
john1schn on April 16, 2008 at 12:10 AM
I cant understand how he is where he is. Who elected this tool?
TroubledMonkey on April 16, 2008 at 12:24 AM
See, if they had just gone with a President pro-tempura instead, it would smell a whole lot better.
James on April 16, 2008 at 7:36 AM
They’re not VISITORS. You don’t own the Capitol building you piece of crap.
pecan pie on April 16, 2008 at 7:59 AM
when dingy Harry was addressing ‘Mr. President’.. either POTUS or the President of the Senate.. it still doesn’t change the fact that Dingy is in charge of the Senate..
POTUS and the VP can’t introduce legislation or suggest changes to congressional rules.. at least, not since I’ve taken civics a while back..
if only Harry was in charge to be able to make decisions about the Capitol building..
DaveC on April 16, 2008 at 8:17 AM
Tony737 on April 15, 2008 at 6:57 PM
Don’t worry Tony, I don’t know how to do the links either.
Torch on April 16, 2008 at 9:39 AM
Links are simple:
<a href=”http://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_a.asp”>Words you want people to click on</a>
turns into
Words you want people to click on
The Monster on April 16, 2008 at 12:15 PM
I’ll bet that smell Reid is complaining about would disappear in a hurry if his staffers would stop letting the Code Pinkers into the building during hearings and such.
Cylor on April 16, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Who’s on first?
jarhead05 on April 16, 2008 at 2:06 PM
I’m also a little curious how much that fancy bs prop cost in hours and materials? Probably enough to supply the restrooms with restroom tissue for quite a while.
jarhead05 on April 16, 2008 at 2:12 PM
They need to redo c-span in MST3000 style. Now that would be entertainment.
Corsair on April 16, 2008 at 2:48 PM
I was drunk. I mean, I was temporarily retarded. I was struck by a meteor and, uh crap. I was wrong.
Damn. I’ve been wrong twice now. It’s becoming a pattern.
Squiggy on April 17, 2008 at 5:31 AM
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