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		<title>By: Tom_Shipley</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1069943</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom_Shipley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And another....

Introduced
Apr 26, 2007
S. 1243: A bill to amend title 10, United States Code, to reduce the age for receipt of military retired pay for nonregular service from 60 years of age to 55 years of age.

And another...

Introduced
Mar 28, 2007 S. 1005: Military Reservist and Veteran Small Business Reauthorization Act of 2007</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And another&#8230;.</p>
<p>Introduced<br />
Apr 26, 2007<br />
S. 1243: A bill to amend title 10, United States Code, to reduce the age for receipt of military retired pay for nonregular service from 60 years of age to 55 years of age.</p>
<p>And another&#8230;</p>
<p>Introduced<br />
Mar 28, 2007 S. 1005: Military Reservist and Veteran Small Business Reauthorization Act of 2007</p>
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		<title>By: Tom_Shipley</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1069937</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom_Shipley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I wonder what kind of veteran’s bills were introduced?&lt;/i&gt;

Here&#039;s one...

Introduced
Feb 25, 2008 S. 2658: A bill to amend the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act to extend from 90 days to one year the period after release of a member from the Armed Forces from active duty during which the member is protected from mortgage foreclosure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I wonder what kind of veteran’s bills were introduced?</i></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s one&#8230;</p>
<p>Introduced<br />
Feb 25, 2008 S. 2658: A bill to amend the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act to extend from 90 days to one year the period after release of a member from the Armed Forces from active duty during which the member is protected from mortgage foreclosure.</p>
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		<title>By: Del Dolemonte</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1069111</link>
		<dc:creator>Del Dolemonte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By the way, when is Kerry going to release ALL of his military records to the general public? He never has, which proves he has something to hide.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way, when is Kerry going to release ALL of his military records to the general public? He never has, which proves he has something to hide.</p>
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		<title>By: Del Dolemonte</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1069108</link>
		<dc:creator>Del Dolemonte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;I still never buy Heinz ketchup.

jgapinoy on April 14, 2008 at 5:04 PM
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Sad to say, there are really only two &quot;mass market&quot; ketchups in the US (and Heinz is available around the world as well). So the vast majority of consumers are only going to buy what they know. Sad to say, I have found Hunt&#039;s ketchup to be over-sweet, something that you don&#039;t look for in a ketchup, so I have been forced to either make my own or get gourmet brands.

Mama T has nothing to worry about-Heinz ketchup (or catsup) will be her cash cow for the next hundred years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I still never buy Heinz ketchup.</p>
<p>jgapinoy on April 14, 2008 at 5:04 PM
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<p>Sad to say, there are really only two &#8220;mass market&#8221; ketchups in the US (and Heinz is available around the world as well). So the vast majority of consumers are only going to buy what they know. Sad to say, I have found Hunt&#8217;s ketchup to be over-sweet, something that you don&#8217;t look for in a ketchup, so I have been forced to either make my own or get gourmet brands.</p>
<p>Mama T has nothing to worry about-Heinz ketchup (or catsup) will be her cash cow for the next hundred years.</p>
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		<title>By: Wizbang</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wizbang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Happy Anniversary, John Kerry!...&lt;/strong&gt;

Hot Air&#039;s celebrating John Kerry&#039;s nine year anniversary. Of what, you ask? Well, let me show you: It&#039;s the nine year anniversary of the last time John Kerry did his......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Happy Anniversary, John Kerry!&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Hot Air&#8217;s celebrating John Kerry&#8217;s nine year anniversary. Of what, you ask? Well, let me show you: It&#8217;s the nine year anniversary of the last time John Kerry did his&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rhymes With Right</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068938</link>
		<dc:creator>Rhymes With Right</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;John Kerry Slap-Down!...&lt;/strong&gt;

This may be one of the funniest videos directed at a politician I have ever seen. Talk about an ineffective, incompetent Senator! Here&#039;s hoping that he draws a challenger on the GOP side. Shout it with me, folks: RUN, MITT,......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>John Kerry Slap-Down!&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>This may be one of the funniest videos directed at a politician I have ever seen. Talk about an ineffective, incompetent Senator! Here&#8217;s hoping that he draws a challenger on the GOP side. Shout it with me, folks: RUN, MITT,&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Chakra Hammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chakra Hammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wrote* even..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wrote* even..</p>
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		<title>By: Chakra Hammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chakra Hammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Nethicus on April 14, 2008 at 2:52 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Awww.. you already wronte about the stapler.. i did a search in the comments about &quot;stapler&quot; after i posted.. LOL


&gt;:}      thats my O-Face :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Nethicus on April 14, 2008 at 2:52 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Awww.. you already wronte about the stapler.. i did a search in the comments about &#8220;stapler&#8221; after i posted.. LOL</p>
<p>&gt;:}      thats my O-Face :P</p>
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		<title>By: Chakra Hammer</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068760</link>
		<dc:creator>Chakra Hammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ummm... Someone stole my stapler.. i&#039;m going to umm.. &gt;:}</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ummm&#8230; Someone stole my stapler.. i&#8217;m going to umm.. &gt;:}</p>
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		<title>By: Rick</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068749</link>
		<dc:creator>Rick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;I prefer “The Senator Formerly Known as relevant”.

Claypigeon on April 14, 2008 at 4:57 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

When was that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I prefer “The Senator Formerly Known as relevant”.</p>
<p>Claypigeon on April 14, 2008 at 4:57 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>When was that?</p>
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		<title>By: jgapinoy</title>
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		<dc:creator>jgapinoy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still never buy Heinz ketchup.</description>
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		<title>By: Claypigeon</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068699</link>
		<dc:creator>Claypigeon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;The Senator Formerly Known as Prince John.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I prefer &quot;The Senator Formerly Known as relevant&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The Senator Formerly Known as Prince John.</p></blockquote>
<p>I prefer &#8220;The Senator Formerly Known as relevant&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Entelechy</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068653</link>
		<dc:creator>Entelechy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tuco, to be objective, it looks more like MB4&#039;s micro-brew might still be having its effects...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tuco, to be objective, it looks more like MB4&#8242;s micro-brew might still be having its effects&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068626</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you examine the skin underneath Senator Kerry&#039;s hair, you will find a birthmark in the shape of a 57. This is known in exorcist circles as the varieties of the Beast.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you examine the skin underneath Senator Kerry&#8217;s hair, you will find a birthmark in the shape of a 57. This is known in exorcist circles as the varieties of the Beast.</p>
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		<title>By: Tuco</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068597</link>
		<dc:creator>Tuco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;MB4 on April 14, 2008 at 3:04 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;MB4 on April 14, 2008 at 3:08 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Kerry and Kennedy must be really drunk cause I&#039;m seeing two of them. One of each was bad enough. Can&#039;t somebody deport them or something?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>MB4 on April 14, 2008 at 3:04 PM</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>MB4 on April 14, 2008 at 3:08 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Kerry and Kennedy must be really drunk cause I&#8217;m seeing two of them. One of each was bad enough. Can&#8217;t somebody deport them or something?</p>
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		<title>By: bloggless</title>
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		<dc:creator>bloggless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder what kind of veteran&#039;s bills were introduced?  Extending the statute of limitations against Veterans??</description>
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		<title>By: Del Dolemonte</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068549</link>
		<dc:creator>Del Dolemonte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;The fact that this loser could be the Dems candidate on the last go round says all any sane person should need to know about the democratic party. This years candidates are even worse (if that is possible) which should convince anyone.

duff65 on April 14, 2008 at 2:42 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

What&#039;s even scarier is that Kerry came within 1 state in 2004 of winning the White House. Thanks to the media, of course, which guaranteed they would go in the tank for him from the get go...see &quot;Evan Thomas&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The fact that this loser could be the Dems candidate on the last go round says all any sane person should need to know about the democratic party. This years candidates are even worse (if that is possible) which should convince anyone.</p>
<p>duff65 on April 14, 2008 at 2:42 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>What&#8217;s even scarier is that Kerry came within 1 state in 2004 of winning the White House. Thanks to the media, of course, which guaranteed they would go in the tank for him from the get go&#8230;see &#8220;Evan Thomas&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Del Dolemonte</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068546</link>
		<dc:creator>Del Dolemonte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Well, he was a co-sponser of a sh*t-load of bills during that time.

I don’t know, this just smacks of “gotcha” politics. As kind of point out, Ed, much of this time republicans controlled both the house and the senate. 

Before giving this weight, I’d like to know a little more about the average number of bills senators write and have passed during a term… and how much being in the minority affects that. don’t have time to research it now, but will.

But, by all means, have “fun” bashing Kerry.

Tom_Shipley on April 14, 2008 at 2:50 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

LOL! Co sponsor of a sh*t-load of bills&quot;, Gracie?

According to his wiki entry, and I quote:

&quot;During his Senate career, Kerry has sponsored or cosponsored dozens of bills. Some of his notable bills have addressed small business concerns, education, terrorism, veterans&#039; and POW-MIA issues, marine resource protection and other topics. Of those bills with his sponsorship, as of December 2004, 11 have been signed into law.&quot;

That means in 19 years in the Senate, only 11 of the bills he worked on were signed into law. That&#039;s not terribly impressive.

Maybe you can give us some substantive cites of his actual Senate &quot;accomplishments&quot;, other than going after the Contras and saying in 1988 that &quot;&quot;if Bush is shot, the Secret Service has orders to shoot Dan Quayle.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Well, he was a co-sponser of a sh*t-load of bills during that time.</p>
<p>I don’t know, this just smacks of “gotcha” politics. As kind of point out, Ed, much of this time republicans controlled both the house and the senate. </p>
<p>Before giving this weight, I’d like to know a little more about the average number of bills senators write and have passed during a term… and how much being in the minority affects that. don’t have time to research it now, but will.</p>
<p>But, by all means, have “fun” bashing Kerry.</p>
<p>Tom_Shipley on April 14, 2008 at 2:50 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>LOL! Co sponsor of a sh*t-load of bills&#8221;, Gracie?</p>
<p>According to his wiki entry, and I quote:</p>
<p>&#8220;During his Senate career, Kerry has sponsored or cosponsored dozens of bills. Some of his notable bills have addressed small business concerns, education, terrorism, veterans&#8217; and POW-MIA issues, marine resource protection and other topics. Of those bills with his sponsorship, as of December 2004, 11 have been signed into law.&#8221;</p>
<p>That means in 19 years in the Senate, only 11 of the bills he worked on were signed into law. That&#8217;s not terribly impressive.</p>
<p>Maybe you can give us some substantive cites of his actual Senate &#8220;accomplishments&#8221;, other than going after the Contras and saying in 1988 that &#8220;&#8221;if Bush is shot, the Secret Service has orders to shoot Dan Quayle.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Hening</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hening</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The junior senator from Kennedyshire.

You can thank the twits in Massachusetts that just keep electing him along with Duke Teddy.  I have a hard time blaming this traitorous imbosol for being a senator.  His own wife needed a prenuptial, but the Bean State just keeps electing him every time.</description>
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<p>You can thank the twits in Massachusetts that just keep electing him along with Duke Teddy.  I have a hard time blaming this traitorous imbosol for being a senator.  His own wife needed a prenuptial, but the Bean State just keeps electing him every time.</p>
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		<title>By: flytier</title>
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		<dc:creator>flytier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Frankly, I would pay all of them to stay home and not do anything for about 10 years. That way we could have a government that doesn&#039;t waste our tax dollars on stupid project that they feel compelled to enact because they think they need to do something. Less government, less laws, less taxes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frankly, I would pay all of them to stay home and not do anything for about 10 years. That way we could have a government that doesn&#8217;t waste our tax dollars on stupid project that they feel compelled to enact because they think they need to do something. Less government, less laws, less taxes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: williars</title>
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		<dc:creator>williars</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;Just another Dem John.
Only in America could such an empty man achieve so many empty achievements.&lt;/em&gt;
Randy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Just another Dem John.<br />
Only in America could such an empty man achieve so many empty achievements.</em><br />
Randy</p>
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		<title>By: loganthompson</title>
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		<dc:creator>loganthompson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;TA-DA-BOOM…CRASH!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

So &lt;em&gt;that&#039;s&lt;/em&gt; how you spell it out...

Wow, I should really get some work done. Blasted HA and its bringing of fun and good cheer..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>TA-DA-BOOM…CRASH!</p></blockquote>
<p>So <em>that&#8217;s</em> how you spell it out&#8230;</p>
<p>Wow, I should really get some work done. Blasted HA and its bringing of fun and good cheer..</p>
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		<title>By: bloggless</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068444</link>
		<dc:creator>bloggless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Ship, please allow me...
&lt;blockquote&gt;Well, he was a co-sponser of a &lt;strike&gt;sh*t-load &lt;/strike&gt; load of sh*t bills during that time.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Ship, please allow me&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Well, he was a co-sponser of a <strike>sh*t-load </strike> load of sh*t bills during that time.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>By: MB4</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068434</link>
		<dc:creator>MB4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Kerry&#039;s not so secret any longer MySpace entry:

Hi there fellow bloggers. My name is United States Senator John Forbes Kerry from the great state of Massachusetts. You can call me JFK if you want. I was born on December 11, 1943, although people tell me that I look at least 20 years younger. It&#039;s probably my great hair and rugged good looks.

I graduated from Yale in June 1966 in the top 1% of my class. To earn extra money during the summers, I loaded trucks in a grocery warehouse and sold encyclopedias door to door. That is probably one of the reasons that I am so humble. Over my four years at Yale, I maintained a 96 grade average and received a 101 average in my senior year.

I am one of the most senior members of that grand and much loved and respected institution known as the U.S. Senate. Probably the only living Senator even a little bit greater than me is my dear friend Ted Moore Kennedy. I also have a very high IQ. Very high. At least 250 on a bad day. Much higher than that creep who stole the election from me. I know that he stole it because exit polls are never ever wrong.

I am also a great war hero. I set all kinds of records for heroism when I was in Vietnam. I was grievously  wounded at least three times yet continued to insist on staying in the fight when lesser men would have given up. I won the bronze star with extra V&#039;s for extra valor and the Silver Star for defeating a whole battalion of NVA with my bare hands.
Sometimes I feel like a had to carry all the water for those other ungrateful swiftboaters.

I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of serving the American people by having a double martini with my good friend Ted. We usually have a servant bring 21 double martinis. I get one and Ted gets one for each of his fingers and each of his toes. Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never marry women for just their money. They must also have a pulse. BTW, did I mention that I was in Vietnam? I was also in Cambodia, so don&#039;t forget that!

I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite, heroic and trustworthy. And I appreciate the same qualities in others although I am realistic enough to know that no one else could come close to me.

Turn offs: other politicians who spend more on haircuts than I do. That is just not right.

Who I’d like to meet:
…other progressive bloggers. Other great war heroes who hate that damn S-T-U-P-I-D Texan in the White House and those lying sons of #itcher swiftboat #astardos whose pants are on fire!  Cool people who live close to Washington D.C. so that we can get together, talk about you for about 30 seconds and then spend about 9 hours talking about me. BTW, did I mention that I was in Vietnam and Cambodia? Just one more BTW, if anyone has found my magic hat please return to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Kerry&#8217;s not so secret any longer MySpace entry:</p>
<p>Hi there fellow bloggers. My name is United States Senator John Forbes Kerry from the great state of Massachusetts. You can call me JFK if you want. I was born on December 11, 1943, although people tell me that I look at least 20 years younger. It&#8217;s probably my great hair and rugged good looks.</p>
<p>I graduated from Yale in June 1966 in the top 1% of my class. To earn extra money during the summers, I loaded trucks in a grocery warehouse and sold encyclopedias door to door. That is probably one of the reasons that I am so humble. Over my four years at Yale, I maintained a 96 grade average and received a 101 average in my senior year.</p>
<p>I am one of the most senior members of that grand and much loved and respected institution known as the U.S. Senate. Probably the only living Senator even a little bit greater than me is my dear friend Ted Moore Kennedy. I also have a very high IQ. Very high. At least 250 on a bad day. Much higher than that creep who stole the election from me. I know that he stole it because exit polls are never ever wrong.</p>
<p>I am also a great war hero. I set all kinds of records for heroism when I was in Vietnam. I was grievously  wounded at least three times yet continued to insist on staying in the fight when lesser men would have given up. I won the bronze star with extra V&#8217;s for extra valor and the Silver Star for defeating a whole battalion of NVA with my bare hands.<br />
Sometimes I feel like a had to carry all the water for those other ungrateful swiftboaters.</p>
<p>I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of serving the American people by having a double martini with my good friend Ted. We usually have a servant bring 21 double martinis. I get one and Ted gets one for each of his fingers and each of his toes. Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never marry women for just their money. They must also have a pulse. BTW, did I mention that I was in Vietnam? I was also in Cambodia, so don&#8217;t forget that!</p>
<p>I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite, heroic and trustworthy. And I appreciate the same qualities in others although I am realistic enough to know that no one else could come close to me.</p>
<p>Turn offs: other politicians who spend more on haircuts than I do. That is just not right.</p>
<p>Who I’d like to meet:<br />
…other progressive bloggers. Other great war heroes who hate that damn S-T-U-P-I-D Texan in the White House and those lying sons of #itcher swiftboat #astardos whose pants are on fire!  Cool people who live close to Washington D.C. so that we can get together, talk about you for about 30 seconds and then spend about 9 hours talking about me. BTW, did I mention that I was in Vietnam and Cambodia? Just one more BTW, if anyone has found my magic hat please return to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Bigfoot</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/14/happy-anniversary-john-kerry/comment-page-1/#comment-1068428</link>
		<dc:creator>Bigfoot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Dammit, Nixon sent him to Cambodia! Remember? Before Nixon was in the Oval office.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Which was seared - SEARED - into his memory, you know ;O)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Dammit, Nixon sent him to Cambodia! Remember? Before Nixon was in the Oval office.</p></blockquote>
<p>Which was seared &#8211; SEARED &#8211; into his memory, you know ;O)</p>
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