one is a failed old lefty loon whose credibility doesn’t extend even remotely to the moderate edges of his party

Carter’s credibility doesn’t extend beyond Plains, Georgia.

She’d personally put 2 rounds in the chest and one in the dome of each of them. And then she let out that gorgeous, melodious laugh of hers.

how motley an assortment of associates do you have to have… and how many whoppers and flip-flops do you have to commit… such that you’re going to need a miracle to beat JOHN McCAIN???

greggriffith on April 14, 2008 at 12:57 AM

You guys are on a roll tonight.

Isn’t Gore still fighting the 2000 election? He’s not the best guy to tell someone to quit a campaign.

ThackerAgency on April 13, 2008 at 6:09 PM

Rinse and Repeat!

Then I realized that there’s only one living Republican ex-president, and he’s W’s dad… and Bill Clinton’s buddy.

Does anybody remember how just 8 or 9 months ago it looked like the Democrats couldn’t lose? Now it looks like there’s no way they can win? How weak a field of candidates do you have to have… how poorly do you have to run your campaigns… how motley an assortment of associates do you have to have… and how many whoppers and flip-flops do you have to commit… such that you’re going to need a miracle to beat JOHN McCAIN???

Democrats… if you think Republicans don’t know anything about intelligence after Iraq, think again. IF THE Rush (and Hugh Hewitt the Great too!) is screaming for an “Operation: Chaos”, logic would dictate the Democrats to stop right this second and for Hillary to drop out. Problem is, the current brand of know-it-all, know-best Democrats running that party into the ground don’t know anything about intelligence. Shame the young Democrats (i.e. Class of 2006, Rep. Herseth-Sandlin) just entering Congress aren’t doing enough to stop it.

Hillary, ” F…off peanut farmer go preach a sermon to some
dumbasses or build a house or something and as for you Al Bore shut the F… up or I’ll expose your whole global warming B.S. for what it really is. I’ll blown your m.F.ing house down fat man.

Once more, with feeling:

The Pirahna Brothers!

I’m sure Hillary will bow to their superior political acumen and gracefully exit the race.

As soon as Carter grows some balls and Gore can see his feet while looking down on the bathroom scale.

More grog and peanuts!

Exit question: at what point does Hillary have to decide to either jump off the runaway train that is hurtling toward the fireworks factory, or fight her way to the emergency brake and pull it by saying in public “Obama is not going to beat McCain, you fools!”

AND OF COURSE… Dick Morris’ next column will proudly predict all of this as well… day late and a dollar short, as usual.

So a loser president and terrorist appeaser will help decide the Democratic nominee. Lovely.

This brings one question: Is the Lib/Prog/Socialist/Democrat/Hypocrite Party considering a ‘Party Elders’ ticket? Can Carter/Gore (or Gore/Carter)’08 be far behind?

One loves the old Soviet Union’s Terrorist Arm, the other loves the old Soviet Union’s Pravada to tell the masses what they needed to know. Neither one of these clowns is worth a plug nickel.

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on April 13, 2008 at 6:27 PM

How’s your PTSS counciling going, soldier…?

They should let everyone vote first, then endorse.
terryannonline on April 13, 2008 at 5:04 PM

Touble maker…terryannonline !

Ropera on April 13, 2008 at 5:07 PM

The “rotund one’s” from West Palm Beach, is highly over rated!

Bugler on April 13, 2008 at 5:09 PM

Bugler may have a clue?

Who is gonna tell McCain he needs to step down for the good of the party?
alphie on April 13, 2008 at 5:27 PM

That’s interesting…!

Perhaps we should stick with “logis” here?

One small detail to consider here: neither of these dorks has any actual POWER. They’re both just a couple of moonbat figureheads.

I’m sure Al Gore has fantasized about this moment for years, just as Jimmy Carter has fantasized about accomplishing pretty much anything.

But if this fantasy meeting actually DID happen it would be pure farce. Hillary might not literally shout, “Off with their heads!” But the meeting would end about that abruptly.

logis on April 13, 2008 at 6:22

Huh…?

If you pounded a quart of moonshine into each of them, gave them two grenades and AK-47′s WITH bayonets, fed them each a cow’s worth of rare red meat, THEN shot 50,000 volts up their asses and hit them off with a $2 billion dollar government grant…

…You’d still have a baby-pink Nerf Hammer… with a cotton handle.

Hillary poops better stuff than these two.

And Hillary girl, don’t pay ‘em no mind — you just keep Obama talkin’ and talkin’ until that convention, it’s workin’ great, and us God and guns people are lovin’ every minute — ya hear, girl?

Gore couldn’t even win his own home state in 2000. He wouldn’t have even needed to win in Florida if he hadn’t been rejected by the people he’d “served” in Congress for so many years.

Del Dolemonte on April 13, 2008 at 6:37 PM

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As a native and almost life long resident of Gore’s home state I can say without hesitation that his loss of the state in 2000 was the most satisfying moment in my life.