Audio: Colmes toys with Islamist degenerate, gets called a “kike” for his trouble
posted at 1:23 pm on April 8, 2008 by Allahpundit
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I thought of posting this earlier, decided to dump it in Headlines, and now enough people are enjoying it that I guess I should post it anyway. You’ll remember this tool, perhaps, from last summer, when we helped get his filthy Daniel Pearl video bounced from YouTube. Rusty and the Jawas have been shooting spitballs at him ever since. This week, for whatever reason, Fox News stumbled upon him and decided to turn him into the equivalent of the KKK spokesman who turns up from time to time on Howard Stern: Freak-show comic relief, but sinister enough to warrant keeping an eye on. Enter Colmes, evidently saddled with a slow news night on his radio show and eager to leverage this imbecile into a little Stern magic of his own. Is the stoning to death of sexually active teenage girls duly called for? It is. Is the light of reason shone upon the international Jewish banking conspiracy? It is. Is Colmes rewarded for his deft cat-and-mouse performance with a ceremonial dropping of the K-bomb? Oh, you’d better believe he is. A good time will be had by all.
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Alan Colmes vs. Wooly Willy…hmm.
Good thing he’s behind plastic.
James on April 8, 2008 at 1:26 PM
Too bad Colmes treated him as an exception as opposed to the rule of Jewish hatred which oozes from the pages of the Qur’an.
awake on April 8, 2008 at 1:29 PM
I’m on the edge of my seat, which Democrat candidate did this fine young leftist end up endorsing?
NoDonkey on April 8, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Well there you go.
Mattpat11 on April 8, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Damn! I was hoping to get Rick Roll’d. Instead this turns out to be real.
Get serious!
Shy Guy on April 8, 2008 at 1:32 PM
Jim Moran would be my guess.
doubleplusundead on April 8, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Inshallah my ash.
tree hugging sister on April 8, 2008 at 1:34 PM
It kills me – the variety in appearance – of the Islamists.
They all look so different.
:OP
OhEssYouCowboys on April 8, 2008 at 1:35 PM
P.S. Darwin’s theory of evolution could surely be proven, or disproven, by the varieties of flora and fauna, or lack thereof, living in Islamist beards.
OhEssYouCowboys on April 8, 2008 at 1:37 PM
I guess Colmes thinks exposing a guy like this is “healthy”, Colmes should have buried him, and humiliated him. Instead, Colmes showed that he (Colmes) can’t defend himself very well.
Best Colmes stays a democrat…we don’t want this spineless guy in our fold.
right2bright on April 8, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Is this the new Adam Gadahn? Is this guy an American?
p40tiger on April 8, 2008 at 1:38 PM
“The only Jewish blood I have is perhaps on my hands.”
And this guy isn’t in Guantanamo for what reason?
SouthernDem on April 8, 2008 at 1:38 PM
What doesn’t this tool move to Khartoum?
Hilts on April 8, 2008 at 1:38 PM
As I said, I think this was the more effective way to handle it. Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, or John Gibson could have all made mincemeat of this muppet, but it was far easier to let him go on with his rant, and look where he ended up.
If I may…PWNED!
MadisonConservative on April 8, 2008 at 1:39 PM
Colmes should be the first to prostate before his new master. He promotes the ACLU and the rest of America that tolerates these Islamic thugs and promotes their dialog.
Hening on April 8, 2008 at 1:44 PM
That guy told Colmes to got fly a Ki…oh never mind.
right2bright on April 8, 2008 at 1:44 PM
LMAO
Conservative_SAHM on April 8, 2008 at 1:44 PM
I’ve been going through the Gospels and the Acts of the Apostles, ever since listening to this nut job, and I still haven’t found the passage where Jesus said, “Bring all those who don’t believe in me forward so I can behead them.” Maybe I need to go to the original Greek and Latin texts . . .or maybe that darned Council of Nicea has been “mucking around with” Holy Script again.
srhoades on April 8, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Poor Alan Colmes.
Did anybody tell the fella that he’s at FOX just to be an extra for Sean Hannity?
I guess he didn’t read his contract’s fine print.
One of the lines says:
“You agree that you shall not get yourself or Fox News in trouble by raising your voice or expressing an opinion that might generate a controversy or a buzz either on TV or on the Radio.”
Alan, you’re a good guy but just plainly naive.
Always read the fine print.
Indy Conservative on April 8, 2008 at 1:47 PM
koskiddie, no doubt
Connie on April 8, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Thought I’d found it in Revelation but as it turned out it was the AntiChrist chopping off the heads. Still searching . . .
srhoades on April 8, 2008 at 1:49 PM
What’s that smell?
Limerick on April 8, 2008 at 1:51 PM
They all seem to want Sharia Law,can’t these guys
handle women.
I guess they would rather stone the women than any
kind of compromise!
And Kike,so Much for manners!
canopfor on April 8, 2008 at 1:54 PM
I think he was referring to the Byble, published by Achmed (the dead terrorist) House Publishing company.
p40tiger on April 8, 2008 at 1:55 PM
I don’t know…I think Colmes did the sensible thing staying out of his way and letting the guy hang himself more than Colmes ever could have done.
flipflop on April 8, 2008 at 1:58 PM
Whats that smell?
Limerick on April 8,2008 at 1:51PM.
Limerick:That stench you smell,is the stink left behind
from a thermabaric bomb,Fuel/Air device sucking
all the Jihadys like this guy out of their caves!
canopfor on April 8, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Oh in that case, “I kill you!”
srhoades on April 8, 2008 at 2:00 PM
Colmes handles it very well.
peacenprosperity on April 8, 2008 at 2:03 PM
While I am certainly no fan of Alan “Beatlejuice” Colmes, in his defense, I must say he handled that jackass very well. He gave the guy some rope, and the man made himself a beautifully crocheted noose, complete with matching beard cozy. However, what I must say against Colmes is that with all his apologetics for islamofascists, like someone already said (
), he should’ve been down on his face, sucking this guy’s toes, because he’s doing everything in his power to make sure murderous, bloodthirsty, racist demon-worshippers like this punk are treated like kings in America. I wonder if he offered the guy a pillow, before the interview. Too bad Sean Hannity wasn’t there, because he would’ve verbally stomped that turd under the carpet.
Virus-X on April 8, 2008 at 2:04 PM
NYC, I believe.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/020599.php#comments
awake on April 8, 2008 at 2:05 PM
Yes and yes. The guy’s given name is Joseph Cohen! (Read the article.)
baldilocks on April 8, 2008 at 2:06 PM
baldilocks on April 8, 2008 at 2:07 PM
Checking the bottom of my shoe. There it is!
Limerick on April 8, 2008 at 2:08 PM
Thanks. My first question was rhetorical, my second was in the thought that we could/should deport him–I guess that is out.
p40tiger on April 8, 2008 at 2:10 PM
One ponders the life expectancy of an Islamic warrior living in NYC, driving a cab and chatting it up like this, with a web presence to back up his cause.
I don’t know what Bible he is quoting, but possibly Reverend Wright gave him the copy.
Hening on April 8, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Be a real shame if this fine upstanding young man was struck by lightning or hit by a bus. A real shame. Yep.
Vote Sauron 08 on April 8, 2008 at 2:15 PM
Who cares? Colmes is a liberal schmuck who hurts America. I don’t care what he’s called.
JiangxiDad on April 8, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Ever seen the movie “Drop Squad”?
It is time to grab these retards and drop them somewhere in the middle-east (not Israel).
Agrippa2k on April 8, 2008 at 2:26 PM
what a maroon
Drunk Report on April 8, 2008 at 2:26 PM
We need people like Colmes (he will not do this again). Part of me hopes Obama wins so when the Islamists (hate blacks) call for his beheading as an apostate the left will wake up.
Agrippa2k on April 8, 2008 at 2:28 PM
“Formerly known as Joseph Cohen, al-Khattab is an American-born Jew who converted to Islam after attending an Orthodox Rabbinical school, which he later described as a “racist cult.”
Whew, well I’m glad he’s not a part of a racist cult anymore.
tikvah on April 8, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Cohen makes me sick. I can only imagine what of messed up childhood he must had.
Lance Murdock on April 8, 2008 at 2:46 PM
“I can only imagine what of messed up childhood he must had.”
He was probably coddled incessantly and was bored out of his mind.
He’s compensating for having a boring, dorky childhood by having a twisted, sick adulthood. Bet you anything.
NoDonkey on April 8, 2008 at 2:57 PM
Once a pacifist always a pacifist…Alan and all those like him that have their head stuck up their arses when it comes to seeing the dangers of fascist Islam will stick to their “feel good” and “give appeasement a chance” memes to the bitter end of a Jihadist sword…
Liberty or Death on April 8, 2008 at 2:57 PM
A layman’s stab at his psyche? A petrified coward. The Islamists/jihadists are the only people threatening his very existence, and at the same time are the only group that stand up forcefully and say they will destroy their enemies and kill anyone in their path.
These are two appealing messages to someone who is scared. Isn’t that how Islam is typically spread?
Osama called it betting on the strong horse. Condi Rice saying we must be nice to the murdering Palis doesn’t make Cohen feel safe. So he becomes one. I’ll mail u my bill.
JiangxiDad on April 8, 2008 at 2:57 PM
Nah.
Colmes is actually (IRL) a sweetheart. Quick on his mental feet and a good tipper. On Hannity and Colmes he’s being paid to be contrarian, but he’s really fairly sensible. America could use more liberals like him, ‘cuz hippies don’t tip, reek of patchouli and are rarely willing to thoughtfully debate. He’s aces in my book; but I can’t watch the show. Too silly.
Uncle Pinky on April 8, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Sean is pretty nice too. Let’s just have two of him.
JiangxiDad on April 8, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Well people like Cohen don’t develop out of a vacuum, it’s obvious that he is missing more then a few loose screws. It just saddens me that someone who was born Jewish that say such horrible things about people he used to call his own. Cohen deserved to be locked away for the mental derangement he certainty has.
Lance Murdock on April 8, 2008 at 3:22 PM
With my luck this guy would be my cab driver, not the Cash Cab guy.
Classic!
srhoades on April 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM
Alan Colmes still has a radio show? BRILLIANT! That was the first talk show I ever enjoyed before Rush got to my town.
“Why you bitter?” Gold…
spmat on April 8, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Good thing Jesus wasn’t there. He would have cut this guy’s head off….apparently.
29Victor on April 8, 2008 at 3:34 PM
I looked at his website…Man, if converting to islam gets you that quality of chicks…count me in!!!
LtE126 on April 8, 2008 at 3:44 PM
Jesus = Lord.
Mohammed = Beelzebub.
Koran = toilet paper.
Allah = 0.
Akzed on April 8, 2008 at 3:44 PM
That’s the fake Allah, of course. Not the one we all know and love.
Akzed on April 8, 2008 at 3:46 PM
When I was in 2nd grade I remember this smart-a$$ kid that had a habit of calling everyone stupid.He chased a bee attempting to get the bee to land on his hand. All of us told him not to mess with bee because it was going to sting him. He failed to listen and the bee landed on his neck and stung him. As his white face turned beat red, he ran screaming down the lunch tables nearly unable to cry because of the pain.
This story reminds me of that day.
Claypigeon on April 8, 2008 at 3:58 PM
—Friedrich Nietzsche
N. O'Brain on April 8, 2008 at 3:59 PM
hmmmmm.
Why did this guy call Alan an undocumented illiterate Jewish person? Is Alan unable to read? does he have his papers? HMMMMMM
LOL
I kid, but the term “Kike” comes from the fact that Jewish immigrants didn’t use an “X” when they couldn’t sign their names on paper, they used a circle or Keikl. Just a little history for ya all…
-Wasteland Man.
P.S. Heres a link with more theories…
Rascist slurs often have interesting (if not sometimes disgusting) origins. And no I do not endorse the usage of ANY Slur.
WastelandMan on April 8, 2008 at 4:12 PM
This is just another example of what conservatives have been telling liberals all along… when the jihad starts, they’ll be the first to go. Yet they never learn. They just think all these jackals and hyenas are soooo cute. Clearly, Colmes is a classic “useful idiot.”
Gartrip on April 8, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Colmes completely lacks a spine; It’s remarkable that he can walk upright.
rplat on April 8, 2008 at 5:05 PM
I didn’t like that at all. I mean, it was interesting but it was also so depressing and disturbing
Baphomet on April 8, 2008 at 5:11 PM
Colmes displaye remarkable patience. Ya gotta wonder if “Yousef al-Khattab’s” parents wish they’d raised their boy with a little more of their own culture. But maybe faith wasn’t cool enough for them in the 1960s or 1970s.
doufree on April 8, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Dear Allen,
That is an Islamist. We are at war with them to save your people. Show support.
Love,
Abaddon.
AbaddonsReign on April 8, 2008 at 6:00 PM
If he were on our side he go into an argument with a loaded gun instead of an empty holster.
On top of that, if he switched sides he would be a different person.
Harpoon on April 8, 2008 at 6:36 PM
Cohen/Khattab is not that unique. Jewish history records quite a few apostate Jews (e.g. Pablo Christiani) who turned violently against their former community, identified with their oppressors and tried to instigate persecution of Jews.
My guess is that he at the very least verbally and emotionally abuses his wife and kids, who followed him in his 180 degree turn. He pulled his kids, young teens at the time, from yeshivas and enrolled them in madrassas.
Some day his kids will rebel and it will be beautiful to see his agony.
Unfortunately, Cohen may be a product of an orthodox community that is very conforming and expects men to study Torah full time rather than learn marketable skills. Since he’s clearly no great scholar, in part his conversion to Islam should be seen as a career move. He decided that being every Muslim’s favorite ex-Jew was more profitable than spinning his wheels in a yeshiva or kollel. He certainly wasn’t on the fast track to become a Rosh Yeshiva (yeshiva dean) or a capable teacher.
rokemronnie on April 8, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Wow, really ends with a bang. Brazen. (Brazen-hearted.)
Tzetzes on April 8, 2008 at 8:12 PM
I can explain that part.. in theory, only…
Yousef al-Khattab was masterbating, rubbed the skin raw, right down into a pulp.. and bled into his hands..
DaveC on April 9, 2008 at 12:47 AM
Is there no “special groups” here that can just make this guy (and the tool running the website in SC) go away? I’m all for courts, but sometimes while you ponder how crazy it all it…. th cancer grows….. oh well, one can dream.
BadBrad on April 9, 2008 at 6:58 AM
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