Comments on: Confirmed: Hillary an even worse bowler than Obama is

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:16:04 +0000

Bowling for dollars and votes.

Ah yes, bowling is easier to take then pandering.

By: labrat

labrat — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:17:26 +0000

She didn’t have her fingers in the holes. Either that wasn’t a real bowling ball or she’s never bowled before, ever.

Tanya on April 7, 2008 at 9:27 PM

If you were holding a bowling ball belonging to Ellen Degenerate, would you put your fingers in the holes?

By: labrat

labrat — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:10:30 +0000

…and our Founding Fathers rotate another 180 degrees in their graves.

By: infidelpride

infidelpride — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:23:57 +0000

Why not complain that she didn’t have the right shoes? Even though neither did Ellen!

By: infidelpride

infidelpride — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:22:16 +0000

This woman is awesome! There were no gutters here, and yet, she managed a gutter ball. What talent!

So where are the Super Pins? May I speak with them?
localmalcontent on April 7, 2008 at 4:41 PM

You are forgetting – even the pins that she didn’t knock can be hers. After that, if she can’t beat Obama, that’s where the super pins come in.

Maybe they could have a bowl-off, with the most pins left standing as the winner?

By: ChipDWood

ChipDWood — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:08:13 +0000

My God man. She’s just the very definition of awful, in every way.

Hang in there Hill!

By: Rip Ford

Rip Ford — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:28:24 +0000

You can’t bowl in a pantsuit, everyone knows that. She was setup by the right wing conspiracy and the left wingnuts.

Hah! Can’t bowl in a pantsuit? Why when I worked at a formal wear retailer, our company bowling team bowled in tuxedos one year for Halloween. Not only did we kick ass but we looked damn good doing it too!

But to be fair to Hillary, even with Ellen’s encouragement she had a target twenty feet away, maybe more, she’d never thrown that ball before, there was a definite wind factor, AND she had a problem with a spotlight!

By: Tanya

Tanya — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:27:00 +0000

She didn’t have her fingers in the holes. Either that wasn’t a real bowling ball or she’s never bowled before, ever.

By: gator70

gator70 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:31:35 +0000

Pathetic. These dems are acting like kids. I want a president not a buddy.

By: Doc Mike

Doc Mike — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:48:47 +0000

“Over the line! Mark it zero! Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!”

Walter Sobachek

By: olympian2008

olympian2008 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:48:10 +0000

LOL! That is funny.

Hillary failed to hit the pins from like 20 feet, one third the distance of a normal bowling alley. It’s all too obvious that Hillary doesn’t have an athletic bone in her body based on her performance here. She is completely off balance versus Barack who had excellent form for a novice bowler. It would take me a few sessions of coaching to get Barack up to a 160+ average. For Hillary it might take a year and hundreds of coaching sessions.

By: inviolet

inviolet — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:30:47 +0000

seen = see

By: inviolet

inviolet — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:30:10 +0000

So where are the Super Pins? May I speak with them?

localmalcontent on April 7, 2008 at 4:41 PM

LOL!

You can just seen her going home and raging with the heat of a thousand suns at the “stupid” things she “has” to do to suck up to voters.

By: Texas Rainmaker

Texas Rainmaker — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:11:26 +0000

It’s not in either of their genes to be so good with the balls.

By: perroviejo

perroviejo — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:25:28 +0000

OK, this is all I needed to see. Mrs. Clinton goes bowling just like everybody else. She’s definitely going to get my vote now. I’d actually vote for McCain if he did something risky like – fly a jet or something.

By: Asher

Asher — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:25:24 +0000

And Red Lasso isn’t blocked at most places of work. I’ve never had trouble with it, btw…

By: ToddonCapeCod

ToddonCapeCod — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:16:42 +0000

Blame the VRWC!

By: Asher

Asher — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:14:52 +0000

This was really an unfair test. In order to judge anyone’s bowling ability, you need a few things:

1. Pizza and/or Nachos
2. Beer…no one should be judged before drinking at least 2
3. Black lights and Foreigner’s “Jukebox Hero” playing overhead
4. A drunk girl dancing by the snackbar all-night to music that only she can hear in her own head

Second-hand smoke is optional, but there should be a group of guys in the next lane wearing trucker hats with tramp stamp girlfriends exposing pink day-glo thongs everytime they throw a gutterball.

By: mattshu

mattshu — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:14:38 +0000

Arrrrrrgh!

RedLasso sucks! Please stop using it.

Seriously, does someone at HotAir have RedLasso stock?

By: leftnomore

leftnomore — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:07:54 +0000

And I see George Michael is the blog ad next to this– we’re surrounded!

By: leftnomore

leftnomore — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:05:28 +0000

Why does she have to be on that show every week? Is she having an affair with Ellen, or is Ellen just the Go-To grrrl for liberal votes? These weirdos deserve each other.

By: awesum

awesum — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:04:22 +0000

Shrilery IS BUILT LIKE A DANG BOWLING PIN…..

When shen claps her arms look like a midget’s physique transposed over her uber-oppulent hip structure…….

By: KW64

KW64 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:02:46 +0000

I suspect that due to his wartime injuries, McCain does not bowl well but then Reagan couldn’t sing and he turned out alright anyway.

Next important topic please.

By: Wade

Wade — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:02:35 +0000

Probably too nervous being fo close to Ellen.

By: Hollowpoint

Hollowpoint — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:01:53 +0000

So a white woman and a black guy walk into a bowling alley…

…I got nothin. Nothing that wouldn’t be deserving of a ban, anyways. Still, I wonder how many balls she broke out of habit.