Confirmed: Hillary an even worse bowler than Obama is
posted at 4:00 pm on April 7, 2008 by Allahpundit
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You can either sit through 90 seconds of more lies about how she didn’t intend to mislead anyone about Tuzla or just skip ahead to the midway point and watch her show that famous Hillary common touch.
Whom do I blame for her pathetic performance here? Boys.
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Is this how we decide who to vote for ‘08?
Tony737 on April 7, 2008 at 4:04 PM
To be fair to Hillary, she was dodging sniper fire.
rbj on April 7, 2008 at 4:07 PM
That old adage is true. Once you start to lie, you have to keep lying. There were snipers in the hills? Col. Hunt said no one dared cough in Bosnia.
cjs1943 on April 7, 2008 at 4:13 PM
I wonder if she’ll blame her lousy performance on sleep deprivation?
Mike Honcho on April 7, 2008 at 4:14 PM
Yeah, we’ve been trying to undo it for almost eight years now.
Les in NC on April 7, 2008 at 4:20 PM
If only the snipers had been good bowlers….
Right_of_Attila on April 7, 2008 at 4:21 PM
There should be a warning on this blog: DO NOT DRINK AND READ THE COMMENTS.
aunursa on April 7, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Hilary was just being nice. She didn’t want to get a strike and upstage that lanky teenage boy that she was bowling with.
db on April 7, 2008 at 4:23 PM
You can’t bowl in a pantsuit, everyone knows that. She was setup by the right wing conspiracy and the left wingnuts.
nottakingsides on April 7, 2008 at 4:25 PM
I need to know how well McCain bowls before I vote!
thuja on April 7, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Why does it not surprise me that Hillary has two balls?
bloggless on April 7, 2008 at 4:35 PM
McCain doesn’t look like much of a bowler.
nottakingsides on April 7, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Stupid and inconsequential, yes, but to be fair: that floor was not appropriate for bowling, and it looked like she was tossing a kid’s 6 lb ball. It’s a vast left wing conspiracy!
JustTruth101 on April 7, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Who’s the lipreader? What is she saying to Ellen after they cut the mics?
1. You’re looking hot today Ellen. What are you doing for dinner tonight sweet cheeks?
2. Well, at least I didn’t throw it into the audience like Obama would have.
3. I just didn’t want to make you look bad Ellen. I could have bowled a strike.
4. Ellen, your floor is unlevel. Are you supporting Obama?
5. Sure, you waxed your lane and left mine dry to make me look bad!
TheBigOldDog on April 7, 2008 at 4:37 PM
You mean because he isn’t pot bellied and half-in-the-bag?
TheBigOldDog on April 7, 2008 at 4:38 PM
Gee. I am getting to the point where I just hate seeing her name.
JonRoss on April 7, 2008 at 4:39 PM
So where are the Super Pins? May I speak with them?
localmalcontent on April 7, 2008 at 4:41 PM
ugh
max1 on April 7, 2008 at 4:45 PM
These Redlasso thing just locks up the computer. Can you change it to something else…it’s seems like i have to shut down firefox each time, I open a redlasso page, and the thing is, i don’t even know which page to open and whether it has a video.
can u put a notification indication which stories have redlasso, so that we can know.
Chudi on April 7, 2008 at 4:46 PM
Is Hillary any good at anything other than lying and trashing people?
rplat on April 7, 2008 at 4:47 PM
Leave my sport alone!! I highly recommend that she and Obama go and play football…better yet, hockey! Yeah, hockey. Wouldn’t you all love to watch that! This just goes to show that both of these dummies should have thought about taking a couple of lessons before becoming such butts of the joke!
sharinlite on April 7, 2008 at 4:47 PM
Maybe Ellen could have put Monica’s face on the tops of the pins to improve HRC’s accuracy?
VolMagic on April 7, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Haha — nice.
That said, she’s now officially horrible in every single way. You could tell from the start that she knew she was going to be terrible.
“We have to bowl from way back HERE?!?!” (Pointing at distance 1/4 of the length of a normal alley)
Ferris on April 7, 2008 at 4:50 PM
So a white woman and a black guy walk into a bowling alley…
…I got nothin. Nothing that wouldn’t be deserving of a ban, anyways. Still, I wonder how many balls she broke out of habit.
Hollowpoint on April 7, 2008 at 5:01 PM
Probably too nervous being fo close to Ellen.
Wade on April 7, 2008 at 5:02 PM
I suspect that due to his wartime injuries, McCain does not bowl well but then Reagan couldn’t sing and he turned out alright anyway.
Next important topic please.
KW64 on April 7, 2008 at 5:02 PM
Shrilery IS BUILT LIKE A DANG BOWLING PIN…..
When shen claps her arms look like a midget’s physique transposed over her uber-oppulent hip structure…….
awesum on April 7, 2008 at 5:04 PM
Why does she have to be on that show every week? Is she having an affair with Ellen, or is Ellen just the Go-To grrrl for liberal votes? These weirdos deserve each other.
leftnomore on April 7, 2008 at 5:05 PM
And I see George Michael is the blog ad next to this– we’re surrounded!
leftnomore on April 7, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Arrrrrrgh!
RedLasso sucks! Please stop using it.
Seriously, does someone at HotAir have RedLasso stock?
mattshu on April 7, 2008 at 5:14 PM
This was really an unfair test. In order to judge anyone’s bowling ability, you need a few things:
1. Pizza and/or Nachos
2. Beer…no one should be judged before drinking at least 2
3. Black lights and Foreigner’s “Jukebox Hero” playing overhead
4. A drunk girl dancing by the snackbar all-night to music that only she can hear in her own head
Second-hand smoke is optional, but there should be a group of guys in the next lane wearing trucker hats with tramp stamp girlfriends exposing pink day-glo thongs everytime they throw a gutterball.
Asher on April 7, 2008 at 5:14 PM
Blame the VRWC!
ToddonCapeCod on April 7, 2008 at 5:16 PM
And Red Lasso isn’t blocked at most places of work. I’ve never had trouble with it, btw…
Asher on April 7, 2008 at 5:25 PM
OK, this is all I needed to see. Mrs. Clinton goes bowling just like everybody else. She’s definitely going to get my vote now. I’d actually vote for McCain if he did something risky like – fly a jet or something.
perroviejo on April 7, 2008 at 5:25 PM
It’s not in either of their genes to be so good with the balls.
Texas Rainmaker on April 7, 2008 at 6:11 PM
LOL!
You can just seen her going home and raging with the heat of a thousand suns at the “stupid” things she “has” to do to suck up to voters.
inviolet on April 7, 2008 at 6:30 PM
seen = see
inviolet on April 7, 2008 at 6:30 PM
LOL! That is funny.
Hillary failed to hit the pins from like 20 feet, one third the distance of a normal bowling alley. It’s all too obvious that Hillary doesn’t have an athletic bone in her body based on her performance here. She is completely off balance versus Barack who had excellent form for a novice bowler. It would take me a few sessions of coaching to get Barack up to a 160+ average. For Hillary it might take a year and hundreds of coaching sessions.
olympian2008 on April 7, 2008 at 6:48 PM
“Over the line! Mark it zero! Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!”
Walter Sobachek
Doc Mike on April 7, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Pathetic. These dems are acting like kids. I want a president not a buddy.
gator70 on April 7, 2008 at 8:31 PM
She didn’t have her fingers in the holes. Either that wasn’t a real bowling ball or she’s never bowled before, ever.
Tanya on April 7, 2008 at 9:27 PM
Hah! Can’t bowl in a pantsuit? Why when I worked at a formal wear retailer, our company bowling team bowled in tuxedos one year for Halloween. Not only did we kick ass but we looked damn good doing it too!
But to be fair to Hillary, even with Ellen’s encouragement she had a target twenty feet away, maybe more, she’d never thrown that ball before, there was a definite wind factor, AND she had a problem with a spotlight!
Rip Ford on April 7, 2008 at 9:28 PM
My God man. She’s just the very definition of awful, in every way.
Hang in there Hill!
ChipDWood on April 8, 2008 at 12:08 AM
This woman is awesome! There were no gutters here, and yet, she managed a gutter ball. What talent!
You are forgetting – even the pins that she didn’t knock can be hers. After that, if she can’t beat Obama, that’s where the super pins come in.
Maybe they could have a bowl-off, with the most pins left standing as the winner?
infidelpride on April 8, 2008 at 2:22 AM
Why not complain that she didn’t have the right shoes? Even though neither did Ellen!
infidelpride on April 8, 2008 at 2:23 AM
…and our Founding Fathers rotate another 180 degrees in their graves.
labrat on April 8, 2008 at 4:10 AM
If you were holding a bowling ball belonging to Ellen Degenerate, would you put your fingers in the holes?
labrat on April 8, 2008 at 4:17 AM
Bowling for dollars and votes.
Ah yes, bowling is easier to take then pandering.
MSGTAS on April 8, 2008 at 9:16 AM
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