Comments on: Video: Japanese set new world record in robot freaky deakiness

By: Cylor

Cylor — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:16:29 +0000

Dudes, you know somebody, somewhere is working on the sex robot. You know it. Virus-X on April 3, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Working on? I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's already been done.

By: homesickamerican

homesickamerican — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:40:07 +0000

they’ll be tapping the frustrated-lonely-japanese man market any day now. it’s huge, trust me.

kokoro stock splitting in 5,4,3,2….

By: budorob

budorob — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:45:37 +0000

Leave it to a bunch of male scientists to create a teenage girl. (I’d tap it too)

By: DrSteve

DrSteve — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:01:45 +0000

Using other dental students is less expensive.

By: Viscount_Bolingbroke

Viscount_Bolingbroke — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:56:07 +0000

As a non-horny male (i.e. woman), I think this is a great method for teaching dentists their craft. It helps to be realistic because that will make a mistake give the right kind of feedback and guilt.

“D’oh! I hurt the cute girl! Gosai-mas!”

I don’t see it as perverse. I see it as effective and a bit creepy.

By: gzelmiami

gzelmiami — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:41:26 +0000

I’d tap that bot.

Alden Pyle on April 3, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Yeah, but cleaning up would be a pain (unless it has some self cleaning feature)

By: Girder

Girder — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:39:30 +0000

“Why a woman?” asks the narrator.

“Because it has delicate sensations of a woman. For example, it has sensors in the breasts.”

The dentist ends this statement at 2:43 looking at the doll and the doll appears to be creepily looking back at him out of the corner of her eye.

Very disturbing. Add captions at your own risk.

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:08:27 +0000

I’d tap that bot.

By: Blaise

Blaise — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:42:42 +0000

I just pray to God they don’t come up with one of these things to train gynaecologists.

By: amkun

amkun — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:02:03 +0000

If you don’t know what’s going on, this robot in particular is being used to train dentists. There are sensors in her mouth and other places in the body that another doctor at that computer you saw reads and if something spikes, the doctor presses a button and causes a reaction.

At the end, the guy explains why they make female robots. He says that women have more delicate sensibilities and proceeds to explain that they’ve gone so far as to put sensors in the breasts to make sure the dentist is aware of what he’s doing. If it’s a man, you can lean on his chest and it won’t hurt, but a woman would be uncomfortable.

By: Drunk Report

Drunk Report — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:55:04 +0000

ill take 12 please…

and plan to recreate this posts mainpage picture in many creative ways.

By: Techie

Techie — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:49:28 +0000

Guys, don’t you watch anime? This is Japan’s newest superweapon.

All the greatest killer androids were in the form of beautiful 16 year old girls with long blue hair, you know, in order to strike fear in the hearts of ones enemies.

Either they want to take over the Eastern Pacific again, or there’s an alien invasion coming that we don’t know about yet.

By: tlynch001

tlynch001 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:37:16 +0000

oh crap, wrong thread.

By: tlynch001

tlynch001 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:36:53 +0000

There’s a strange phenomenon on hot air.

article about budweiser = “Budweiser sucks”
article about Madonna = “Madonna sucks” (no pun)
article about Australians who turn off their lights for a hour = “Australians who turn off their lights for an hour suck!”

etc etc

By: Claypigeon

Claypigeon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:32:51 +0000

Dudes, you know somebody, somewhere is working on the sex robot. You know it.

Oh god I hope so!!!

By: Virus-X

Virus-X — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:17:33 +0000

Dudes, you know somebody, somewhere is working on the sex robot. You know it.

By: Clark1

Clark1 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:11:20 +0000

My idea of Hell is an eternity in the dentist’s chair. Now imagine that with 20 different students jamming sharp devices into your mouth every day.

FREE THE SLAVES OF THE DENTISTS!

By: tlynch001

tlynch001 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:43:09 +0000

So…who here would drill her?

sorry…

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:43:05 +0000

Aren’t there less fortunate people in Japan that could benefit from some free dental care by dentists-in-training?

do you watch ninja warrior? everyone in japan has bad teeth, apparently.

By: ej_pez

ej_pez — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:39:10 +0000

I missed the end. Did it swallow or spit?

Aren’t there less fortunate people in Japan that could benefit from some free dental care by dentists-in-training? Why do they need to keep creating creepy robots to replace humans? Hey wait! That’s what they are up to!! If the eye shape changes from almond to round, we are in big trouble. First they try to take over our car industry and next it will be US!!!

By: Travis1

Travis1 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:37:31 +0000

I guess this means that inflatable dolls are history. The end of an era. I want a refund!

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:34:57 +0000

I was wondering why the mouth is open so wide, then i thought that Billy Jeff may have had ‘a hand’ in the design…

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:34:10 +0000

But……….. Is it safe?

Seven Percent Solution on April 3, 2008 at 12:14 PM

I remember Mad Magazine’s parody of the movie back then. The last illustration depicted Dustin Hoffman, rescued, smiling, with braces on his teeth, exclaiming something like “at least he fixed my overbite”.

(What a waste of memory!)

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:33:59 +0000

Here’s a funny and creepy video from Perez Hilton’s website.

Content warning, it’s a parody off of Sarah Silverman/Matt vs. Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affeck

It involves Hillary and Obama

http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-02-shes-fuing-obama

Lance Murdock on April 3, 2008 at 12:16 PM

They always forget the cackle-track. *sigh*

By: Speakup

Speakup — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:32:31 +0000

A Dentist chair?
Is this guy thinking finally and no Cops.