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National crisis: Beer heiress could be First Lady!

posted at 12:50 pm on April 3, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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The AP continues its pursuit of objectivity by focusing on barley and hops in the presidential campaign. They focus on Cindy McCain’s money, with a headline that sneeringly warns that a “Beer heiress could be the next First Lady.” The former Cindy Hensley and their children have a Budweiser distributorship funding their futures to the tune of an eight-figure net worth, but what does that have to do with McCain? Not much, as it turns out:

McCain is routinely ranked among the richest senators. But a prenuptial agreement has kept most assets in his wife’s name. That arrangement served as a defense for McCain when the Senate ethics committee scrutinized a real estate deal involving his wife, her father and disgraced savings and loan owner Charles Keating Jr. McCain said at the time the separation of assets helped prove the deal didn’t benefit him.

McCain himself reports little more wealth than when he started in politics. With his book royalties and radio-appearance fees donated to charity, McCain’s Senate salary of $169,300 and Navy pension of about $56,000 are his only significant sources of income. He has accounts at two banks with his wife worth up to $15,000 each, according to his most recent financial disclosure report. ….

Hensley executives are among the Arizona senator’s top career givers. The Anheuser-Busch PAC has given McCain’s campaigns at least $19,500 over the years. McCain’s campaign fundraisers include Robert Delgado, Hensley’s president and chief executive officer; Andrew McCain, the company’s chief financial officer and John McCain’s stepson from his first marriage, to Carol Shepp; and August Busch III, chairman of Anheuser-Busch’s executive committee. Anheuser-Busch in 2006 gave $25,000 to the International Republican Institute, a pro-democracy group chaired by McCain.

Uh-huh. His father-in-law and the associated Anheuser-Busch execs gave less than $20,000 to McCain since 1982? That would have stretched over two House and four Senatorial campaigns, for an average of around $3,400 per election. Wow. What a revelation! Who knew beer executives could be that tight-fisted?

The AP then attempted to show how Cindy McCain’s fortunes help in the current presidential campaign. To this end, they offer the use of the King Aviation private jet that flies McCain on his travels. Later in the article, however, they note that McCain pays for the use of the jet, and it doesn’t come cheap: it cost almost $230,000 in 2007.

Mostly, though, the AP piece focuses on Mrs. McCain’s connection to Budweiser, for no good purpose. Why is that relevant? The AP doesn’t give any reason. Beer is perfectly legal, and if sales give any indication, Bud may be the most popular beer in the country. John McCain worked in PR for Hensley’s distributorship before going into politics, but that was over a quarter-century ago. And as the campaign points out, McCain rarely drinks alcohol anyway.

It seems the AP wants to shock the nation with the idea of a “beer heiress” as a presidential spouse. Most of us would find it a darned sight better than a trial lawyer or an impeached former President as an option.


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I much prefer beer over ketchup.

thebookkeeper on April 3, 2008 at 12:54 PM

McCain’s okay.

Budweiser isn’t really beer.

Slublog on April 3, 2008 at 12:54 PM

It’s not that she’s a beer heiress…its just that the beer she’s heir to is absolute shite. And if McCain would settle for lack of quality like that, I don’t know that I want him as my president.

beefytee on April 3, 2008 at 12:56 PM

She will be a megahit at every single major league ballpark she visits!

pilamaye on April 3, 2008 at 12:58 PM

Not quite the same league as Teresa Heinz Kerrey. But a lot more class.

Just A Grunt on April 3, 2008 at 12:58 PM

weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/politics/blog/2008/04/obamas_3_am_call_hypothetical.html

Gaurav on April 3, 2008 at 1:01 PM

Budweiser isn’t really beer.

Heh, You are correct sir..

ChrisM on April 3, 2008 at 1:01 PM

LOL beer budget indeed.

Uh-huh. His father-in-law and the associated Anheuser-Busch execs gave less than $20,000 to McCain since 1982? That would have stretched over two House and four Senatorial campaigns, for an average of around $3,400 per election. Wow. What a revelation! Who knew beer executives could be that tight-fisted?

funky chicken on April 3, 2008 at 1:01 PM

BEER- Helping ugly chicks get laid since 1540

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 3, 2008 at 1:02 PM

And this is worse than having Michelle or Bill as First Lady how?

TooTall on April 3, 2008 at 1:03 PM

I would bet that at the inauguration, champagne will be displaced by beer.
Beer, breakfast of champions…

right2bright on April 3, 2008 at 1:03 PM

“John McCain implicated in countless highway deaths”

“John McCain unconcerned about the tragedy of alcoholism”

“John McCain refuses to distance himself from ill-gotten gains”

eeyore on April 3, 2008 at 1:04 PM

Screw national health care! How ’bout free beer?

OK. I agree. Budweiser really isn’t beer. Budweiser is a lot like McDonalds. Where ever you go, it always tastes the same.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 3, 2008 at 1:05 PM

Calls for Congress to take on “Big Beer” will begin in 5…4…3..2..1

Nosferightu on April 3, 2008 at 1:05 PM

The AP then attempted to show how Cindy McCain’s fortunes help in the current presidential campaign. To this end, they offer the use of the King Aviation private jet that flies McCain on his travels.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It would’ve been 100% OK to have a ketchup heiress who made money the other old fashioned way (married it, as opposed to born to it) who flew her husband around in her own private jet – The Flying Squirrel!!- but not a beer heiress?

I love the way the MSM twists themselves into a parody of the Onion.

crazy_legs on April 3, 2008 at 1:06 PM

Most of us would find it a darned sight better than a trial lawyer unpatriotic racist or an impeached former President as an option.

TheBigOldDog on April 3, 2008 at 1:06 PM

Anheuser-Busch in 2006 gave $25,000 to the International Republican Institute, a pro-democracy group chaired by McCain.

Anheuser-Busch supports democracy? SCANDAL!

ronsfi on April 3, 2008 at 1:09 PM

“Beer heiress could be the next First Lady.”

I don’t understand how this is a “sneering warning.”

It’s an accurate statement of fact, and in this case, kind of acting as an ink blot.

Tom_Shipley on April 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM

Budweiser – The Heinz Catchup of beers.

ronsfi on April 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM

I kinda like Michelob Ultra. but I’m old and trying to not get fat.

funky chicken on April 3, 2008 at 1:14 PM

OK. I agree. Budweiser really isn’t beer. Budweiser is a lot like McDonalds. Where ever you go, it always tastes the same.

I second that. And it that taste isnt that great either. There are some great Beers in American, Budweiser is not one of them.

firepilot on April 3, 2008 at 1:15 PM

I have to say, if I’m going to drink cheap beer, a cold Bud Lite ain’t all that bad. It really is relatively close to water. That’s why I always questioned Miller Lite’s ad campaign proclaiming it has more taste. I agree, it does, but the taste is crap and not really the point when you’re drinking that kind of beer.

Tom_Shipley on April 3, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Should I be caring about this?

…at all

Sammy316 on April 3, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Clearly the other purpose of this asinine story is to connect McCain with NASCAR, which is the very bottom drawer if you’re an elitist Democrat. And surely Independents will see that a McCain presidency would mean empowering more hayseeds like Bush.

Buy Danish on April 3, 2008 at 1:23 PM

The entire Kennedy family came by its fortune through ILLEGAL sales of ILLEGAL alcohol (aka BOOTLEGGING). Ah, but they were Dems.

Sugar Land on April 3, 2008 at 1:23 PM

AB has a history of supporting Democrats over Republicans, so the fact that they gave him anything kind of surprises me. If you study their foundation, you will see a ton of money going to very liberal ’causes’. The pre-nup seems reasonable, and rightfully, it is not money he can claim.

I’m thinking the AP just wanted to stir the pot with the liberal organizations that have benefitted from AB’s donations.

Pam on April 3, 2008 at 1:23 PM

Sugar Land on April 3, 2008 at 1:23 PM

Everyone knows it’s only illegal if there is an (R) next to the name..Get with the program!

Pam on April 3, 2008 at 1:24 PM

Budweiser is sockwater. You have to hand it to them though for coming up with chilled railcars back in the day.
For my money, make is Guinness.

Geronimo on April 3, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Little “off color joke” here. Know why they make beer yellow? So it won’t have to stop and change color on the way out!

RushBaby on April 3, 2008 at 1:30 PM

The wife of a powerful politician is an heiress??? STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Color me shocked.

HawaiiLwyr on April 3, 2008 at 1:32 PM

Clearly the other purpose of this asinine story is to connect McCain with NASCAR, which is the very bottom drawer if you’re an elitist Democrat. And surely Independents will see that a McCain presidency would mean empowering more hayseeds like Bush.

Buy Danish on April 3, 2008 at 1:23 PM

Except the #9 Budweiser sponsored Dodge is driven by a baby faced young man from Enumclaw, WA named Kasey Kahne. Isn’t Washington sort of, you know liberal?

Just A Grunt on April 3, 2008 at 1:34 PM

When was Michelle Obama ever a trial lawyer? I thought she worked as a transactional lawyer at S & A (which is very different). In any event, in her current job she’s basically a diversity pimp, which I view much less favorably than a beer heiress.

AZCoyote on April 3, 2008 at 1:34 PM

There’s a strange phenomenon on hot air.

article about budweiser = “Budweiser sucks”
article about Madonna = “Madonna sucks” (no pun)
article about Australians who turn off their lights for a hour = “Australians who turn off their lights for an hour suck!”

etc etc

tlynch001 on April 3, 2008 at 1:36 PM

tlynch001 on April 3, 2008 at 1:37 PM

♫In heaven there is no beer♫
♪That’s why we drink it here♪….

Bigfoot on April 3, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Free beer. You have my vote.

saved on April 3, 2008 at 1:52 PM

McCain himself reports little more wealth than when he started in politics. With his book royalties and radio-appearance fees donated to charity, McCain’s Senate salary of $169,300 and Navy pension of about $56,000 are his only significant sources of income. He has accounts at two banks with his wife worth up to $15,000 each, according to his most recent financial disclosure report. ….

wow…..

Drunk Report on April 3, 2008 at 1:53 PM

“Screw national health care! How ’bout free beer?”

Your ideas intrigue me. Do you have any pamphlets? Can I make a contribution to your campaign?

“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

If Ben ever quaffed a Bud, he may have worded that one differently.

NoDonkey on April 3, 2008 at 1:55 PM

Dems next political slogan…
“Save Heineken, vote Democrat!”
in 3…2…1…

Catseye on April 3, 2008 at 1:59 PM

McCain’s okay. Budweiser isn’t really beer.

Slublog on April 3, 2008 at 12:54 PM

OK, now you’re just being nasty.

On the bright side, this explains the otherwise odd support that Anheuser-Busch provides to the illegal immigrant community.

Jaibones on April 3, 2008 at 2:14 PM

But, don’t you see?

Having a Brewery in your background is equivalent to a gift of property that is, coincidentally, adjacent to yours.

Having a Brewery in your background is equivalent to an overactive imagination, where sniper bullets are flying around as you run for cover.

equivalence…fair and balanced

franksalterego on April 3, 2008 at 2:14 PM

One day in Arizona a homeless bum came up to me and said, “Pardon me sir. I’m real concerned about the way the country is going and I was wondering if you could lend me some money to make a political contribution.” I looked at him skeptically, and I asked him, “If I give you this money for a political contribution, how do I know you won’t just take it to the nearest liquor store and blow it on a six-pack of beer?” He looked at me as if he were confused by my ignorance and said: “I ALREADY GOT BEER MONEY”

tommylotto on April 3, 2008 at 2:14 PM

In any event, in her current job she’s basically a diversity pimp, which I view much less favorably than a beer heiress.

AZCoyote on April 3, 2008 at 1:34 PM

Exactly.

Jaibones on April 3, 2008 at 2:15 PM

MMMMMMmmmmm… Beeeeer.

Claypigeon on April 3, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Except the #9 Budweiser sponsored Dodge is driven by a baby faced young man from Enumclaw, WA named Kasey Kahne. Isn’t Washington sort of, you know liberal?

Just A Grunt on April 3, 2008 at 1:34 PM

In the photo that accompanies the AP story the McCains are shown greeting Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Buy Danish on April 3, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems

/Homer Simpson

Krydor on April 3, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Why is that relevant?

Hmmmm…to turn off Huckabee supporters? If the only criteria for your candidate is that he be a “good Christian”, you don’t want his wife involved in promoting “sin”.

its vintage duh on April 3, 2008 at 2:28 PM

funky chicken on April 3, 2008 at 1:14 PM

Hey Funky, have you tried Ultra Amber? It’s got a bit more flavor.

sleepy-beans on April 3, 2008 at 2:33 PM

In the photo that accompanies the AP story the McCains are shown greeting Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Buy Danish on April 3, 2008 at 2:17 PM

He was the driver last year that had that sponsorship. Since then he quit that team went to a new one and Budweiser went to a different team.
I will say this about Dale Jr, nobody has a higher opinion of him then he does.

Just A Grunt on April 3, 2008 at 2:41 PM

I don’t know how anyone who has ever drunk a MicroBrew could ever drink a Bud again.

MB4 on April 3, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Poor libtards, they are going to have to start hating “Big Beer” along with “Big Oil” “Big Pharma” etc…

pullingmyhairout on April 3, 2008 at 2:46 PM

“I don’t know how anyone who has ever drunk a MicroBrew could ever drink a Bud again.”

If it’s ice cold and free, I’ll drink it.

NoDonkey on April 3, 2008 at 2:47 PM

“Beer heiress could be the next First Lady.”

I don’t understand how this is a “sneering warning.”

It’s an accurate statement of fact, and in this case, kind of acting as an ink blot.

Tom_Shipley on April 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM

Maybe it isn’t sneering, but to put that as the headline of the article indicates that the writer believes that this is newsworthy when in fact it is not.

And that’s the weird part of the article. Why is this writer focusing on that?

Esthier on April 3, 2008 at 2:50 PM

I prefer Shiner Dunkelweizen.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 2:51 PM

” Roll Out the Barrel “

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 2:54 PM

I kinda like Michelob Ultra. but I’m old and trying to not get fat.

funky chicken on April 3, 2008 at 1:14 PM

Yep, I hear ya. I remember the days when I could drink a six pack of Pete’s Wicked Ale (real beer) and not gain 30 lbs!

*sigh* Now I’m drinking Miller Lite…

Liberty or Death on April 3, 2008 at 2:57 PM

Catseye on April 3, 2008 at 1:59 PM
If the Dutch can’t save themselves, there will not be any Heineken.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 2:58 PM

I prefer Shiner Dunkelweizen.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Is that any relation to the Shiner Bock I once had in Texas?
That was good stuff!

bernzright777 on April 3, 2008 at 3:07 PM

I never knew that McCain’s wife came from money; I don’t think that McCain cares much about money, after being a power player in Washington for decades. He may well be the ‘poorest’ one left in the race, as far as fortunes go.

Doug on April 3, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Shiner Weizen is a bit too bitter for me. AmberBock is ok. But the speciality beers they distribute (almost all of which are foreign) are the better beers they have.

OMG, does this mean McCain’s in favor of letting foreigners take over our beer supply?

jim m on April 3, 2008 at 3:08 PM

The Shiner brewery in Texas (which I think is actually owned by Miller) distributes Bock, Weizen, Dunkelweizen, etc.

jim m on April 3, 2008 at 3:10 PM

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 3, 2008 at 1:02 PM

I guess that means bill clinton isnt big on drinking beer ohh poor hilldog you need to get bill to drink more beer .

Mojack420 on April 3, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – Benjamin Franklin

roux on April 3, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Budweiser isn’t really beer.

That’s what I tried to tell the officer…

Jim Treacher on April 3, 2008 at 3:34 PM

If McCain is going to be the chief enforcer in the War on Drugs, I do think it matters if he and his wife’s fortune comes from the sale of alcohol- maybe not from a legal perspective, just from a perspective of fairness, justice, and logic.

p.s. I swore off commenting here in my last comment a while back. Sorry for lying.

scotta on April 3, 2008 at 3:35 PM

Beer is always better than ketchup.

freevillage on April 3, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Sorry for lying.

We’ll let you know when you break your streak.

Jim Treacher on April 3, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Ummm can someone say NON-STORY!

HotAirExpert on April 3, 2008 at 4:03 PM

As long as it isn’t Paris Hilton, I don’t care.

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on April 3, 2008 at 4:05 PM

The Shiner brewery in Texas (which I think is actually owned by Miller) distributes Bock, Weizen, Dunkelweizen, etc.

jim m on April 3, 2008 at 3:10 PM

The Spoetzl Brewery who makes Shiner beers is definitely not owned by Miller. Lone Star beer however is owned by Miller.

brtex on April 3, 2008 at 4:09 PM

I’m thirsty…

CliffHanger on April 3, 2008 at 4:15 PM

You’re right. I stand corrected.

jim m on April 3, 2008 at 4:21 PM

Man, I could really go for a Sierra Nevada or five…

Jim Treacher on April 3, 2008 at 4:24 PM

I worked for a branch of A-B for several years. I liked working for them, and I had a couple of friends on the Clydesdale hitch, so playing with the big horsies was fun.

We received a case of beer per month, which we mostly either gave away or used for cooking. The company newsletter always had beer recipes, and yes, as it turns out, many dishes do taste better with beer added.

Like everyone else, we just buy Shiner.

juliesa on April 3, 2008 at 4:32 PM

Lone Star beer however is owned by Miller.

brtex on April 3, 2008 at 4:09 PM

Lone Star…. the first beer I ever had, and it was warm.

I’ll stick with vodka.

Esthier on April 3, 2008 at 4:42 PM

I’m a Corona fan myself. Dos XX, with salt and lime.

pullingmyhairout on April 3, 2008 at 4:46 PM

“If McCain is going to be the chief enforcer in the War on Drugs, I do think it matters if he and his wife’s fortune comes from the sale of alcohol- maybe not from a legal perspective, just from a perspective of fairness, justice, and logic.”

Alcohol is not a drug, it’s a part of our european cultural heritage.

NoDonkey on April 3, 2008 at 4:49 PM

Beats ketchup heiress any day…

Biffstir on April 3, 2008 at 4:57 PM

I’ll stick with vodka.

Esthier on April 3, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Good plan, it is hard to find anyone even here in Texas that still drinks Lone Star. Just as bad as Bud if not worse.

brtex on April 3, 2008 at 5:12 PM

jim m on April 3, 2008 at 3:10 PM
They also have Shiner Blonde, Kolsch and my favorite Shiner Black Label. The Spoetzl Brewery has been brewing beer in Shiner, Texas since 1909.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 5:14 PM

As my grandson likes to say, they have been brewing beer since before I was born, but not by much.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 5:18 PM

brtex on April 3, 2008 at 5:12 PM

It’s not too hard. I know of a few restaurants/bars that actually sell the cans real cheep. Plus Lone Star and Keystone Light are staples at the colleges near where I live.

Esthier on April 3, 2008 at 5:19 PM

Try some Shiner Boch beer bread.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 5:22 PM

I like beer and have had only one Lone Star in my life. I thought it tasted like piss fermented in used straw must taste.

If you have to drink Lone Star, you’re better off drinking water.

jim m on April 3, 2008 at 5:49 PM

While up North I bought some beer from Austria that only came in a liter bottle, and for the life of me I’ve forgotten the name. Does any beer lover here by chance recall it name?

AMartinez on April 3, 2008 at 6:17 PM

Shiner Boch is so well known now that I’ve had friends buy a case on their way out of town. Never had one even want to taste a Lone Star. It just looks nasty. I’ll stick with a nice white from Napa Valley.

As far as the beer heiress, what a vast improvement over the alternatives. Described as a very successful business woman is putting it mildly. So far, she’s kept a low profile and hasn’t appeared to flaunt her wealth. Compared to Tahraysah, Michelle O’, and Bill – we’ll keep Cindy.

24K lady on April 3, 2008 at 6:20 PM

It was probably Urbock or Zwickel Beir.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 6:27 PM

24K lady on April 3, 2008 at 6:20 PM

Texas also has some fairly good wine.

Johan Klaus on April 3, 2008 at 6:30 PM

“Cerveza es mejor que beer”

OT, eyes are hopeful.

Entelechy on April 3, 2008 at 8:23 PM

I don’t get it, Jim. Am I a well-known liar on here? I’m pretty sure that was my third comment ever (on here). Also, Lone Star ain’t so bad. And up until maybe a year ago it sold for $3.25 for a 6-pack of bottles. That’s right, bottles.

scotta on April 3, 2008 at 9:02 PM

“This is the famous Budweiser beer, we know of no brand produced by any other brewery which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive beechwood aging process produces a taste, smoothness, and a drink ability you will find in no other beer at any cost.”

learn it. love it. live it. :)

alabudboy on April 3, 2008 at 10:00 PM

Better headline: McCain’s wife has long litership history.

Dr. Charles G. Waugh on April 3, 2008 at 11:32 PM

“Beer heiress could be First Lady!”

Cheers! ;-)

newton on April 4, 2008 at 12:27 AM

one more reason to say, “GO, JOHNNY MAC!”

homesickamerican on April 4, 2008 at 12:33 AM

I think the Left assumes that us tea-totalers will be ’scandalized’ that McCain’s wife comes from ‘beer money’.
Nope. Doesn’t matter to me one bit, though I recently read that she also has a part in the ownership of the Arizona Diamondbacks. That is a great big thumbs up in my book-I love baseball the way most of you seem to love beer.

Doug on April 4, 2008 at 1:28 AM

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