This is why, in spite of everything — even l’affaire Rivera — I still have a soft spot for him. He pulled something similar a few weeks ago with the Girls Gone Wild video of Spitzer’s hooker, tut-tutting GGW while rolling the clip of her working her pelvis. Tonight we get two doses in five minutes, first the footage of Max Mosley’s S&M escapades and then, even worse, the private photos stolen by the poor Indiana woman’s boyfriend. Best line? Early on, where he’s talking about the difference between embarrassing material running in a small local tabloid versus going live on a big medium like the Internet, where it can just “blow up.” Um, Bill, how many people watch your show again?