Yep, I’m talking about the Clintons.
In addition to all the lies we have on record about them, here’s another.
Hillary once said she tried to join the Marines (heaven help us and thank God she didn’t.)
Now her husband, Liar-in…

Can somebody confirm this? If true, it means that Hillary not only passed up a chance to serve, but the chance to be a Marine Corps officer as well.

That is a crock of shit. You need good eyes to be a pilot…in the army they will just let you in and strap on the ugliest, clunkiest pair of glasses you’ve ever seen.

Dr. Manhattan on April 2, 2008 at 6:22 PM

…So… she could have used the glasses she wore in that era anyway…

Not a chance. The Salvation Army helps needy people using money donated by caring individuals. Hillary only advances agencies that use money confiscated from “the rich” to fund programs that benefit the bureaucrats. To hell with the needy, they’ll be used again in the future to wrench more money out of taxpayers.

“Hillary was the creative force behind the entire oeuvre of Rambo films”
“Hillary was the first woman on the moon.”
“Hillary discovered the Double Helix structure of DNA before Crick”
And of course
“Hillary was Deep Throat”

Case in point.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/261204568_6473ec9667.jpg

Dr. Manhattan on April 2, 2008 at 6:23 PM

I believe those are called BCGs (Birth Control Glasses).

RushBaby on April 2, 2008 at 6:25 PM

RPG’s actually. Reproduction Prevention Glasses.

Bill misspoke. She visited an Army/Navy store.

SouthernGent on April 2, 2008 at 6:18 PM

Did she have to corkscrew through the door to avoid sniper fire?

I remember when this was first mentioned, Hillary claiming she tried to join the Marines.

The line I remember, either from them saying it or from the media trying to cover for them, was the Marine recruiter saying her eyes were bad, and that “maybe the dogs will take you”…meaning, go try the Army (dogfaces) recruiter.

How telling it is that so many leftist wackos/politicians demean, degrade and attack the military, yet when it comes time for election, they try burnish their credentials by associating in some manner with those they demean, degrade and attack.

When you have to scrape Fifi offa’ the pavement with a spatula, it may be a little late to call the vet.
–old French saying

if you get my drift

“I remember when we were young, right out of law school, she went down and tried to join the Army and they said ‘Your eyes are so bad, nobody will take you,’” he said

Maybe it was, “Our eyes hurt so bad when we look at you, nobody will take you.”

That would mean that Bill just got off a few words.

she went down and tried

So, if she had been successful, BJ wouldn’t have sought “love” in all the wrong places?

Methinks WillyJ is having problems with his former Hoover nose catching up to him. Thus, the memory fizzes…

The GI Jane image does not compute. Drill sergeant (in black boots, cracking a whip) does, however…

They are shamless.

JonRoss on April 2, 2008 at 8:09 PM

shamless? No, they are shamfull. Sham marriage, sham sniper fire, sham National Security Advisor stealing and destroying documents, etc.

shameless? That’s more like it.

(I realize it was a typo, I’m just having a little fun with it)

This is disgusting. The Billary is just trying to pimp the military now. They are shamless.

JonRoss on April 2, 2008 at 8:09 PM

No, I would say they are not lacking on shams.

misterpeasea on April 2, 2008 at 7:57 PM

I admit up front that it’s none of our business, but does anyone really believe that Bill and Hillary have marital relations? I don’t. He’s been a womanizer and sexual predator for decades, and I believe the only reason she has stayed married to him is the power that it brought her. But he sure isn’t helping her upgrade her power from Senator to President.

She was going to join the Army at Christmas but she was in Cambodia.

Wade on April 2, 2008 at 6:42 PM

…She was going to join the Salvation Army…

Why, then, would he state that she tried to join the Army? He had every reason to get the branch of services the same.

Unless he’s using the term ‘Army’ to mean ‘any branch of military service.’

However, as a former commander-in-chief for eight years, I would expect him to be more discriminating about the service branches. Unless he still doesn’t care – which would be pathetic.

What’s interesting about this is what a silly unenforced error it is: The media would love to rub her face in another Tuzla-esque lie, and instead of leaving her military fish stories alone, BJ had to go and recycle this dubious item for scrutiny. Is he trying to cause problems for her? He is, isn’t he?

1. Speaking of unenforced errors, it’s unforced errors.

2. If you had to have sex with her for approximately 26 years, wouldn’t you want to cause problems for her too?

I guess now that the MSM has another horse in the race, the old horse is ready for pasture or the glue factory.