We’ll be eight degrees hottest in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years….

I don’t think anyone is predicting that.

Global warming to lead to cannibalism

Question: Does Ted Turner still have enough teeth to survive in a cannibalistic society?

(BITE ME, TED!!)

NewsBusters
By Brent Baker
Ted Turner argues that the world is ending in 30 years.

Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming “will be catastrophic” and those who don’t die “will be cannibals.” He also applied moral equivalence…

Go eff yourself, I’m gonna go do donuts in my big block 1971 corvette stingray, 9 miles per gallon.

I had a 1973 Dodge Charger SE, 400 cid, 17mpg on the highway, about 13 or 14 around town. But gas was cheap and it was a fun drive.

Monty Python skit with ship-wrecked sailors floating in a rubber raft in the middle of the ocean. After many days at sea, an argument erupts:

You Tube

http://www.worldclimatereport.com/index.php/2008/01/30/what-the-future-holds-in-store/#more-304

There are only four ways to bring total global CO2 emissions (blue line) down below the target (black line) by the end of this century.

The first is to bring the world’s population back down under 4 billion—the population that produces about half as much CO2 as the population does now (ignoring of course, that the world’s most populous country is rapidly increasing per capita CO2 emissions as you read this). In other words, we must immediately begin to buck the current population growth rate and prove the projections wrong. Instead of the world’s population growing by 2.5 billion people, it must decline by at least that amount. Then, as is evidenced by the relationship in Figure 1, CO2 emissions (hopefully) will follow.

Since no one seems to putting forth this modest proposal, we’ll assume that this isn’t what people have in mind (or at least aren’t expressing it).

I guess they were wrong….Turner seems to be suggesting just that.

The blog is a good read on why even a 50% reduction in CO2 by 2100 is simply not feasible (without killing a few billion people). Note that Hill calling for 60% reduction and Algore 90%. I wonder if they advocate similar means?

stick a fork in him and see if he is done yet

My second thought was raw fear. This guy with all his bucks is going to survive into the next phase of global warming and he is going to be mighty hungry. I am not as fast as I used to be and he will probably be driving a truck mounted with a hunting rifle

That’s good stuff. I look forward to reading your Al Gore and Ted Turner quotes in 30 or 40 years. That is, if someone hasn’t already eaten you.

Maybe Ted should be talking on MSNBC’s China and India affiliates. They have the better part of half of the world’s population. The US is around 5%.

This tirade also shows that Ted is auditioning for Terry McAuliffe job as mouthpiece of the Clinton’s.

Jane, see what you have created, a shell of a man with only half a brain.

mrfixit on April 2, 2008 at 9:49 PM

Zombies are so yesterday. Everyone knows it’s all about Las Plagas these days.

Go eff yourself, I’m gonna go do donuts in my big block 1971 corvette stingray, 9 miles per gallon.

Alden Pyle on April 2, 2008 at 9:10 PM

LOL :)

How’d anybody so incredibly stupid get so rich? Is he lucky, or does God just love him?

He’s AP’s posterchild for atheism, in that case.

TURNER: We’re too many people. That’s why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff. If there were less people, they’d be using less stuff.

We’ve killed 40 to 40 MILLION of our own citizens in the womb since 1973. Whasamatter Teddy – we’re not moving fast enough for you?

Jerk. Nitwit. How’d anybody so incredibly stupid get so rich? Is he lucky, or does God just love him?