Comments on: Point/counterpoint: Truthers vs. Al Qaeda on who’s responsible for 9/11

By: connertown

connertown — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:00:25 +0000

I think the Kentucky Fried Movie terminology should apply when it is satire, i.e. “Count – PointerCount”.

By: Geronimo

Geronimo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:15:53 +0000

“Look I have proof. I have signed vouchers for flight schools!”
Funny stuff.

By: srhoades

srhoades — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:41:31 +0000

“Why is Osama hiding in a cave in . . . somewhere.” Loved it!

By: mattyj86

mattyj86 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:33:29 +0000

i think im obsessed with this guy hahaha

By: Neocon News

Neocon News — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:38:16 +0000

April Fools’ Day Fun: Al Qaeda Versus Truthers…

(via Hot Air) Given that it’s April Fools’ Day, if you want a little humor with your morning out-of-context quotations, consider checking out this video from The Onion.
9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says
Ah, it…

By: NoDonkey

NoDonkey — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:51:47 +0000

What’s funny about this is that this is exactly the way one of these truthers would act and speak. Exactly. They nailed it.

And we laugh to keep from crying.

By: JVelez

JVelez — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:23:04 +0000

LOL @ “Why is Osama Bin Laden hiding in…..somewhere”

By: Leaning Straight Up

Leaning Straight Up — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:10:37 +0000

:) 9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says :)…

Thanks to Hot Air for sharing this:

9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says

Gotta love the Onion…a big raspberry to the Truthers.

And yes…it’s satire. April Fools folks.

Trackpos…

By: faraway

faraway — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:53:33 +0000

Al Qaeda Says It Carried Out September 11th Attacks

Per OBL,”We calculated in advance the number of casualties from the enemy who would be killed based on the position of the tower. We calculated that the floors that would be hit would be three or four floors. I was the most optimistic of them all. (…Inaudible…) Due to my experience in this field, I was thinking that the fire from the gas in the plane would melt the iron structure of the building and collapse the area where the plane hit and all the floors above it only. This is all that we had hoped for”

State Department War Propoganda I guess.

Hey, BTW, I’m selling war Bonds. Anybody want a few?

By: faraway

faraway — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:47:57 +0000

Something funny:
If you type in “al qaeda” in your Google toolbar, the first suggestion is “al qaeda in iraq”.

Boy, wait til their bosses find out. The truth keeps leaking out in all the wrong places.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:38:57 +0000

Nice takedown of the short bus' conspiracy. Al-Qaeda was an inside job? Their fallback. (Or is that Blowback?)

By: p40tiger

p40tiger — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:03:45 +0000

“…(Bush’s) approval ratings are in El Haman.” haha

By: Tzetzes

Tzetzes — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:29:24 +0000

October 12 2009, Washington Monument?

El Guapo on March 31, 2008 at 8:00 PM

Best part!

By: Ortzinator

Ortzinator — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:14:09 +0000

“Hey bring on the forgeries!”

HAHA

By: Dr. Manhattan

Dr. Manhattan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:07:36 +0000

Brilliant and quite to the point.

By: Bob's Kid

Bob's Kid — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:02:46 +0000

Very funny!

By: Seven Percent Solution

Seven Percent Solution — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:59:56 +0000

"It's funny because it's true"

BUT........ there is nothing funny about the lives lost on 09/11/2001

By: JimRich

JimRich — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:40:42 +0000

“…only to have someone take the credit from you…”

hahaha – AQ needs to get their lawyers on the phone.

By: j0

j0 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:30:14 +0000

lol, that goat line was hilarious.

By: knat

knat — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:28:06 +0000

“Me and Bush we go out and hang”

TroubledMonkey on March 31, 2008 at 7:46 PM

Dang you beat me to it. Funny stuff.
“Oh here we go again” Riot!!

By: flipflop

flipflop — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:23:13 +0000

“Talking to you is like talking to a goat!”

I’m still wiping the beer from my keyboard.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:18:15 +0000

I love this line because its thrown back at truthers.

“Why are you being so closed minded to this,Sir?

“How would you like it if you spent,you know two months
in a mountain caves sleeping on rocks”!

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:02:45 +0000

I’v only seen two onion videos,and LMAO.

That must be a huge thermite bomb,or was he confused
and thinking of a fuel/air device,and as if that would
work.

By: socalconservative

socalconservative — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:18:58 +0000

I love the Onion!

By: Richard Romano

Richard Romano — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:11:05 +0000

Osama bin Laden is hiding in, uh, somewhere

Haha, priceless!