Comments on: Child molester reveals: I was sexually assaulted by Bigfoot

By: OneGyT

OneGyT — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:43:35 +0000

“I take it very seriously because I know he has some issues.”

Huh?

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:46:49 +0000

lorien1973 on March 28, 2008 at 11:29 AM

…and the smile on your face afterwards couldn’t be bigger…

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:29:55 +0000

sometimes when my wife doesn’t shave for a while, i feel like i’ve been raped by bigfoot.

By: franksalterego

franksalterego — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:02:12 +0000

Big-foot says, (wagging finger,) “Now, I want you to listen to me…I did not have sexual relations with that……”

So, there you go.

By: Dr.Cwac.Cwac

Dr.Cwac.Cwac — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:48:32 +0000

Well, slap my ass and call me “Tina”. That’s, um………WTF?

By: James

James — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:47:57 +0000

Using ME as an excuse. How pitiful.

Bigfoot on March 28, 2008 at 8:31 AM

Well, if you would just learn to keep it in your fur, we wouldn’t have this problem, would we?

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:31:13 +0000

Using ME as an excuse. How pitiful.

By: srhoades

srhoades — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:17:12 +0000

I once met a mermaid and well, you know . . . deep fried her, she was delicious.

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:14:43 +0000

Abominable.

By: James

James — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:46:19 +0000

You know what they say, “Big feet, big…..”

ej_pez on March 27, 2008 at 10:24 PM

…shoes?

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:09:07 +0000

Won't be long before the ACLU fights for this guy's right to live next door to an elementary school...thats what they are doing in New Hampshire.

By: splink

splink — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:49:16 +0000

I’ll let someone else post that quote from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS…as it will no doubt be “fixed” if I post it.

By: becki51758

becki51758 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:55:33 +0000

OMG….lol

By: Dr. Charles G. Waugh

Dr. Charles G. Waugh — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:44:58 +0000

Well at least you stay up late, Allah. So nobody can imply you’ve been going to bed with the chickens.

By: Kaptain Amerika

Kaptain Amerika — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:11:54 +0000

scumbag

By: leftnomore

leftnomore — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:39:16 +0000

I am sure that defense attorney manufactured that story as a ruse to make the defendant sound retarded. What else do you expect from a $450 an hour attorney?

By: loganthompson

loganthompson — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:28:28 +0000

America is being raped by Manbearpig.

By: Seven Percent Solution

Seven Percent Solution — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:49:36 +0000

Well………… here’s to wishing Big Foot gave him an aggresive out break of genital warts on his rectum….

More pleasure for the homies whilst he loosens up over the next twenty years on the Love Boat he won’t be able to leave….

Esperanza Gloriosa works in mysterious ways…….

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:05:55 +0000

ZEEDEEZEEDEEZEE
Aw nuts.
MadisonConservative on March 27,2008 at 11:49PM.

MadisonConservative: Zee or Zed,ZEEDEEZEEDEE,haha
close enough!

By: emailnuevo

emailnuevo — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:50:34 +0000

BL@KBIRD on March 27, 2008 at 11:41 PM

But that was in the last few years, like the polar bear – so someone in Scotland could have, decades ago, been awakened by a very strange feeling.

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:49:19 +0000

Entelechy on March 27, 2008 at 11:30 PM

Well when all my company does is go gobble gobble, hard to keep a good mood. I’m used to it being easy with you folk. ;)

canopfor on March 27, 2008 at 11:36 PM

ZEEDEEZEEDEEZEEDEE…

Aw nuts. Now that damned chupacabra has me speaking Swahili. Who can I sue?

By: BL@KBIRD

BL@KBIRD — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:41:47 +0000

emailnuevo

Global warming kilt the Loch Nesse giant snail darter.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:36:39 +0000

What about Z’s and X’s.There much more fun!
MadisonConservative on March 27,2008 at 11:19PM.

MadisonConservative: Yup,haha,hey is z pronounced
Zed or Zee!

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:30:27 +0000

What about Z’s and X’s? Those are more fun!

MadisonConservative on March 27, 2008 at 11:19 PM

Based on canopfor on March 27, 2008 at 11:12 PM, I went and peeked at the thread – Jim Treacher is a riot/jewel – and so are you MadisonC. However, don’t fight turkeys. You are so much more superior. We can leave it at this, and move on, as usual,

By: Bob's Kid

Bob's Kid — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:27:30 +0000

Oh, wait…..nevermind.

amerpundit on March 27, 2008 at 10:32 PM

Chortle with glee.