Video: What if the Supreme Court rolls back the Second Amendment?
posted at 8:47 pm on March 26, 2008 by Allahpundit
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The Boy Scout motto will never steer you wrong. I’ve got one of these puppies loaded, armed, and ready to fire at the front door of my heavily fortified one-bedroom NYC apartment. “Cow dung, AP? Or some other munition?” I’ll never tell.
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I read somewhere that in ancient times they used to dip their arrows in poop to cause infections. Dat’s naaaaaasty!
Tony737 on March 26, 2008 at 8:53 PM
Brilliant!
Me, I’ll just keep my HK mk23.
Zorro on March 26, 2008 at 8:53 PM
The best home defense is a smelly offense.
Kini on March 26, 2008 at 8:55 PM
Not gonna happen’. The story is actually loved by gun retailers. My friend bought three last week after hearing the “Supreme Court was gonna take our guns away”. Seriously.
THE CHOSEN ONE on March 26, 2008 at 8:56 PM
No thanks. My S&W .40 is a lot easier to stash under the bed.
Splashman on March 26, 2008 at 8:59 PM
Ouch, baby. Very ouch.
aengus on March 26, 2008 at 8:59 PM
Now you’ve really stepped in it
Ordinary1 on March 26, 2008 at 9:00 PM
You earn points for knowing it is the motto and not the slogan!
bnelson44 on March 26, 2008 at 9:02 PM
The obligatory comment.
Kevin M on March 26, 2008 at 9:03 PM
Try and take them away and Texas may become a seperate country again. It wouldn’t be the first time a state seceded over state’s rights. Seriously though, Texas did it right and the state constitution guarantees the the right to own guns.
DAT60A3 on March 26, 2008 at 9:03 PM
TURD CATAPULT.
Allahpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:03 PM
Holy crap that was cool.
SouthernGent on March 26, 2008 at 9:05 PM
I think they did the same during the civil war too.
lorien1973 on March 26, 2008 at 9:06 PM
with mexican food at the ready, who needs a launcher? It’s built in.
lorien1973 on March 26, 2008 at 9:06 PM
Not necessary to go back to ancient times to find that little tactic. Unless you consider the latter part of the 20th century to be ancient.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:07 PM
And it goes double for our right to own Turd Trebuchets!
DAT60A3 on March 26, 2008 at 9:07 PM
I have a dog that EATS poo. Does that count? Her breath can downright horrible at times…
robblefarian on March 26, 2008 at 9:08 PM
TURD DREADNOUGHTS.
Allahpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:08 PM
Well punk, do ya feel lucky!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:09 PM
TURD SPRING GUN.
Allahpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:10 PM
This rig needs some accessories! I’m thinking, the iPOOd for starters.
GPE on March 26, 2008 at 9:11 PM
All I know is, he’s got one cool wife.
James OK on March 26, 2008 at 9:11 PM
I’ve heard that horse apples make the best ammo. Not speakin’ from experience or anything. Fresh cow patties are way too squishy..or so I’ve heard.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:12 PM
Turd dreadnoughts, what a romantic vision…god help the crew!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:12 PM
Human waste is superior, dude. Don’t ask me how I know.
Just trust me.
Allahpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:13 PM
TURD CROSSBOWS!
Zorro on March 26, 2008 at 9:14 PM
You are truely a sick bastard…..its a compliment!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:14 PM
The VC did that. Punji traps, I believe they were called.
The video above is cute, but the idea of rolling back the second amendment is too realistically possible to be a joke.
MadisonConservative on March 26, 2008 at 9:15 PM
I was amazed at how far cat turds flew when properly motivated!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:15 PM
I LOVE Mexican food. Chinese food, even the smell of it, makes me want to vomit. Get a load of people to eat Chinese food, digest it and in morning collect the turds. Then, TURD OFFENSIVE!
aengus on March 26, 2008 at 9:16 PM
Worst engineering award.
TheSitRep on March 26, 2008 at 9:16 PM
Indian food works best.
Again, no questions, please.
Allahpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:16 PM
So would rabbit turds be in a hand gun?
CrimsonFisted on March 26, 2008 at 9:19 PM
In the wild west when men were men and horses were glad of it.
Even in space, a sweet odor like honey
Ancient warfare was primitive, but an effective tool
To charm even the most harden beta male
Kini on March 26, 2008 at 9:20 PM
Obligatory: Well that stinks.
amerpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:20 PM
More like buck shot. Or you could replace the o in shot with an i.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:21 PM
Allahpundit on March 26, 2008 at 9:16 PM
Its all about malubility!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:21 PM
come try to take the m4, .22, .22, .38, 14 bore, and Thompson .45
good freaking luck
blatantblue on March 26, 2008 at 9:21 PM
Well this thread’s gone down the crapper.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:22 PM
Fart Flame Thrower
Kini on March 26, 2008 at 9:24 PM
blatantblue on March 26, 2008 at 9:21 PM
Never advertise, nothin like hearing “OH SHI*” nough said!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:25 PM
That had to be a democrap.
Zorro on March 26, 2008 at 9:26 PM
Heres what you really have to be careful of:
High speed,low to the ground,in a turd bombing
run done by the the Canadian Geese!
or, Those nasty Canadian finches!
canopfor on March 26, 2008 at 9:27 PM
This is tubgirl’s favorite thread ever!
lorien1973 on March 26, 2008 at 9:27 PM
At the beginning of the clip, in the background, is that a Nuclear Power plant in his back yard?
This may explain the need for the robust defense…….
Seven Percent Solution on March 26, 2008 at 9:28 PM
He tossed his wife over the river and, “she didn’t get to the other bank.” AWESOME!!
Disclaimer:
This post in not intended as condoning domestic violence in any form.
Troy Rasmussen on March 26, 2008 at 9:29 PM
The Ancient Art of Hu Flung Poo
Kini on March 26, 2008 at 9:31 PM
Best…. Post…… Evaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Seven Percent Solution on March 26, 2008 at 9:31 PM
Thats as good as it got for RPI in the late 70’s….sad!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:31 PM
I love this guy! His wife too. Too bad she didn’t make it across that river.
I lived in Washington, DC for two decades. Always kept my hunting shotgun in the closet for protection against burglars and such. If I could have found buckshot blended with cow dung, I’d have loaded it. The infection value for burglars is perfect.
petefrt on March 26, 2008 at 9:32 PM
I actually love Indian food as much, or more than, I love Mexican food.
aengus on March 26, 2008 at 9:33 PM
Who’s going to be mug enough to try that? Maybe me she said, she didn’t make it to the other side.
Speakup on March 26, 2008 at 9:33 PM
Ha ! ! 5 shots or 6 I lost count in all the confussion.
Texyank on March 26, 2008 at 9:35 PM
Forget the catapult. What’s with the nuclear reactor in the background?!
- The Cat
MirCat on March 26, 2008 at 9:37 PM
The best aerial attack I ever saw was from a really big albatross. He made at least half a dozen alignment runs before dumping a massive load of ordinance dead on a Master Chief Electrician Mate’s head. It was beautiful to behold. Such precision.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:37 PM
Look’in at this thead, our wives (whatever the F works for you) are correct, we are a sick bunch, Mike Rowe rules!!!!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:38 PM
I’ve got a great idea,get the chicken cannon
off the Canadian show Air Force,and this guy
can immediately put the chicken cannon into
his theatre of operations,and let er rip!haha
canopfor on March 26, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Those are cooling towers not nuclear reactors. They may be attached to reactors but you can’t tell from those shots. Cooling towers are used in lots of other places besides nuclear reactors.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:42 PM
I read somewhere that in ancient times they used to dip their arrows in poop to cause infections. Dat’s naaaaaasty!
—–
Ancient times? Try Vietnam.
Dark-Star on March 26, 2008 at 9:46 PM
Oh,I’m on a roll,does kidnapping a cow by the Russians
and the cow gets a little out of control,so they push
it out of the plane.
Then the flying ordanance cow goes straight through
a Japanese fishing trawler and sinks it,that was a
lot of cow,or cow sh!t ordanance!haha.
canopfor on March 26, 2008 at 9:48 PM
Did you expect anything different?
steveegg on March 26, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Or Tai Kwan Doo?
Texas Nick 77 on March 26, 2008 at 9:51 PM
Now that the Britains are gutless, we could use this guy in Basra.
THE CHOSEN ONE on March 26, 2008 at 9:52 PM
The Brits always have the best eccentrics.
Nothing like a good West Country farmer to devise something fantastic.
Pax americana on March 26, 2008 at 9:52 PM
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 9:42 PM
The accepted political explanation for the wounds of Three Mile Island will never heal, what was Hanoi Janes movie, “The China Syndrome”, add em up…..death of nuclear power in the States. Absolutely unfounded and terminally pathetic, somehow we deserve what we get?
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 9:58 PM
Trebush*t?
doubleplusundead on March 26, 2008 at 10:01 PM
They’re not gutless in the sense of cowardice just gutted as in spiritually dead. Why any Briton should waste their time in Basra is beyond me. Why is securing Basra more important than securing London? Its accepted that London will fall to Muslims but (so what?) Basra is more important for some unknown reason.
aengus on March 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Challange……How do the intelligent convince the knuckle draggers without resorting to facts?
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Sorry, back to flinging, flying omnipotant POO!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 10:13 PM
“I’m dissapointed, he would have gotten away wouldn’t he?”
Now there’s a man who can critically analyze a result.
Hillary would have said, “I meant for that to happen”.
Hog Wild on March 26, 2008 at 10:36 PM
The best aerial attack I ever saw…
Oldnuke on March 25,2008 at 9:37PM.
Oldnuke: It sounds like Master Chief Electrician Mate
wasn’t that well liked or wrong place at the
wrong time!Ha Ha.
Your description of the albatross,re-aligning
the bombing run reminds me of the movie Flight
of the Intruder,where they had to do another go
around,second attempt at bombing sam city!Haha.
canopfor on March 26, 2008 at 10:39 PM
errr perhaps you didn’t realize I wasn’t being serious.
- The Cat
P.S. Fecal Flipper
MirCat on March 26, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Actually thought you were serious. Lots of folks under the impression that cooling towers are the containment buildings. Others seem to think that when those hyperbolic towers are present there’s sure to be a reactor around somewhere. Holdover from TMI.
Oldnuke on March 26, 2008 at 11:09 PM
He picked it up and smelled it! HAHA!
Chakra Hammer on March 26, 2008 at 11:12 PM
I would liked to have seen him give a try to his “rail” gun.
eeyore on March 26, 2008 at 11:12 PM
The only proven way to insure success!
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Some turds are heavier than others. Look at the three congressmen who went to Baghdad.
wepeople on March 26, 2008 at 11:26 PM
wepeople on March 26, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Understood, I don’t think we feild an aircraft capable of the heavy lift required. Maybe we contracted an ex soviet AN-124 for this BS mission.
dmann on March 26, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Weapons of Mass Pooptation
WoMP
Kini on March 26, 2008 at 11:51 PM
What motivates a cat turd?
– Method Actor
Rosmerta on March 26, 2008 at 11:52 PM
Weapons of Ass Destruction
WOAD
Say, wasn’t that the blue stuff the Celts wore into battle? Perfect!
Rosmerta on March 26, 2008 at 11:56 PM
I won’t imagine what they musta eaten before battle.
Smerfs serfs?
Kini on March 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
If one has to ask, then surely the joys of kitty litter maintenance (multiple kittys) have not been fufilled. All hail the TURD!!!
dmann on March 27, 2008 at 12:18 AM
Obama..Turd..Racist..Poo, which word convays true rotting self serving holier than thou US of KKK your a loser baby? Sorry again, its all about the POO!
dmann on March 27, 2008 at 12:26 AM
I’m the man in the box, buried in my shi* I’m starting to sound like Chakra Hammer ranting for rantings sake, how do we cope…short of let the bodies hit the floor, “the moral high ground” will just make me an outlaw!
dmann on March 27, 2008 at 12:38 AM
Dat’s WMDs…
Tim Burton on March 27, 2008 at 1:49 AM
read somewhere that in ancient times they used to dip their arrows in poop to cause infections. Dat’s naaaaaasty!
Tony737 on March 26, 2008 at 8:53 PM
don’t even have to go that far back. the Veit cong use to dip there bamboo traps in crap to cause infections in GI’s that trip them.
unseen on March 27, 2008 at 6:10 AM
After much reflection and consideration, it appears to me that perhaps having to use a cutting torch across steel cables as a triggering device may create a small but consequential barrier to maximum effectiveness as the reload and cocking sequence perhaps may give a small, but none-the-less important window of opportunity to the perpetrator, I’ve reluctantly decided to keep my S&W 357 Magnum as my night time protection piece.
As of yet it doesn’t require me to light up my acetylene torch, though I did appreciate that it appears that Mr.
Amendment X on March 27, 2008 at 2:07 PM
Sorry- hit the submit:
As I meant to say:
It appears that Mr. Weston at least uses a great American product (WD40) by the container load, judging by all the squeaking in the background. Also, I believe Mr. Weston has mellowed and softened, as he says that in the very beginning that it is a “human” catapult behind him that he is humanely converting to a pooapult.
Does anyone link his sudden interest in pooing people to what looks like nuclear generating plant cooling towers behind him?
Amendment X on March 27, 2008 at 3:03 PM
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