Total idiocy: Freaky deaky quadruped robot totally pwn3d
posted at 10:06 pm on March 26, 2008 by Allahpundit
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The second-best impression I’ve seen today, although unlike the goof on Cruise, this one will be lost on you if you missed the video last week. It’s not so much the inspired moronitude of the performance that’s funny, it’s the thought process that went into it: “See that clumsy, unthinking machine there? Let’s totally humiliate it.” Thus was freaky deaky quadruped robot served, and a good time was had by all.
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Ha! You owe me a new monitor. There’s now beer ALL OVER IT!
Definitely spew-worthy.
mojojojo on March 26, 2008 at 10:13 PM
The laughing from behind the camera during the swing part is the best. Of course the pooping at the end was top notch!
lorien1973 on March 26, 2008 at 10:13 PM
I knew it was a fake when it pooped VHS and not Beta.
Weight of Glory on March 26, 2008 at 10:15 PM
How could we possibly be in a recession with this kind of idiocy going on?
Vigilante on March 26, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes, even Allah can legitimize his presence on this world…
wccawa on March 26, 2008 at 10:17 PM
The swing was the best part.
- The Cat
P.S. At first I thought it was gonna fight back.
MirCat on March 26, 2008 at 10:18 PM
You’re all cracking up.
TheBigOldDog on March 26, 2008 at 10:19 PM
I loved the swing part!
4shoes on March 26, 2008 at 10:19 PM
lmfao, that swing part..
j0 on March 26, 2008 at 10:20 PM
This one was people. The other one was not.
baldilocks on March 26, 2008 at 10:21 PM
I don’t know which is creepier, this or the real thing.
Jim Treacher on March 26, 2008 at 10:25 PM
lawl
Midas on March 26, 2008 at 10:32 PM
That is just fan-freakin-tastic.
mikeyboss on March 26, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Now we know what Al Gore has been up to, but who is the other fly?
Seven Percent Solution on March 26, 2008 at 10:34 PM
I kept looking for the “Off!” spray.
SouthernGent on March 26, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Al Franklin?
DaveC on March 26, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Thanks for the laugh, Allah!
sondiehl on March 26, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Took my wife untill the swing part to figure out that this wasn’t a robot.
Dead Hand Control on March 26, 2008 at 10:59 PM
…but enough about Tom Cruise…
Misha I on March 26, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Allahpundit!
HAHAHA!!
Good spoof! >:D
Chakra Hammer on March 26, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Ok, the part where it was humping the girls on the bench was pretty funny, and the videotape at the end, ok. But I’m a bit disappointed there wasn’t a more Pythonesque ending, like a giant shoe falling on them, or they get thrown into a garbage truck and driven away…
austinnelly on March 26, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Awesome!
Harmonic Mean on March 26, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Agree the swings are the best. Loved the doglike scraping before the VHS tape came out too. LOL
inviolet on March 26, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Something tells me there were large amounts of adult beverages involved here…
bikermailman on March 26, 2008 at 11:45 PM
And I thought Poo Flinging couldn’t be topped.
Kini on March 26, 2008 at 11:46 PM
It is to be celebrated when people with w-a-a-a-y too much time on their hands use it so damn well!
eeyore on March 26, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Ha!
BJ* on March 26, 2008 at 11:52 PM
Moronitude of the highest order! Bravo! we NEED a little freaking levity around here from time to time…
JustTruth101 on March 26, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Can I find this in the Sharper Image catalog?
Kini on March 27, 2008 at 12:02 AM
Thanks Allah I needed a good laugh.
boomer on March 27, 2008 at 12:04 AM
Let me guess, rich kids looking for something to do. Why not get a job! You got to love America.
bluestater on March 27, 2008 at 12:20 AM
Im bummed sceintology struck and removed the Cruse video
William Amos on March 27, 2008 at 12:41 AM
Still waiting for the one where someone tries to kick it and they wind up stacking it
Also, hooray for Mac vs PC in related videos.
Reaps on March 27, 2008 at 12:59 AM
I still want one…. for Christmas.
I’ve been good.
;-)
Yakko77 on March 27, 2008 at 1:30 AM
Some people have far too much time in their legs…
Claypigeon on March 27, 2008 at 3:40 AM
lol
TheSitRep on March 27, 2008 at 6:24 AM
good one.
Zorro on March 27, 2008 at 7:12 AM
Who says the Western civ hasn’t brought great things to the world?
www.culturism.us
culturism on March 27, 2008 at 7:36 AM
The swing was good, but my favorite was the park bench. Oh, and the pooping, too.
Kafir on March 27, 2008 at 8:28 AM
As goofy as the guy riding the robot tiger.
profitsbeard on March 27, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Still laughing!!!! Thanks.
dmann on March 27, 2008 at 10:30 AM
“Sometimes, even Allah can legitimize his presence on this world…”
Quote of the day.
Good one, AP!
Al-Ozarka on March 27, 2008 at 10:37 AM
These people are just jealous that they could not get DARPA to fund their party. But all the same it was an embarrassment to the Chinese ceremonial dragon dancer’s - at lease the dragon dancers can keep their balance.
MSGTAS on March 27, 2008 at 10:56 AM
That’s Monty Python funny. :o)
oakpack on March 27, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Credit to Aristotle from last week - I am still laughing at that response.
Think_b4_speaking on March 27, 2008 at 2:42 PM