Video: Progress in Iraq, hip hop edition

posted at 5:36 pm on March 21, 2008 by Allahpundit

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women, to ghost-ride the whip while rollin’ through Ramadi.

Don’t get cocky, kid.

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Out-effing-standing!

PBoilermaker on March 21, 2008 at 5:42 PM

Man, those wheels right outta Mad Max……say what dog!

dmann on March 21, 2008 at 5:45 PM

I wish I had a Cougar.

PBoilermaker on March 21, 2008 at 5:46 PM

Yo, yo, yo! It tough out dere for a terr’rist.

tickleddragon on March 21, 2008 at 5:46 PM

Dag, yo. That’s a PHAT ride.

loganthompson on March 21, 2008 at 5:49 PM

Can you imagine how depressing it must be for the Islamic Terrorists to see that rolling down their streets? It’s gotta hurt like hell. Their head chopping paradise been converted to rap blasting humvees and ghost riding dancers. Mohamed must be spinning in his tomb.

“Feel that Sting? That’s pride effin with you”

Guardian on March 21, 2008 at 5:49 PM

That is awesome, yo!

CP on March 21, 2008 at 5:50 PM

Ghost ride??? Hmmm…

I’d have to name it Da Big Boar…

Romeo13 on March 21, 2008 at 5:52 PM

Don’t get cocky, kid.

word.

yo on March 21, 2008 at 5:55 PM

Ridin dirty…

damn boot-stompers and jarheads

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 5:56 PM

They should have plastered a cartoon of Mohammed on the side of that [extremely badass] vehicle.

loganthompson on March 21, 2008 at 5:56 PM

My wife, a public defender, only had one comment. “At least they are not my clients”

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 6:05 PM

Good to see our guys beginning to achieve and enjoy the victory they deserve. But could they get in any trouble for this?

mikeyboss on March 21, 2008 at 6:12 PM

PIMP MY TROOPS (hey, it’s Friday………..)

Lockstein13 on March 21, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Good to see our guys beginning to achieve and enjoy the victory they deserve. But could they get in any trouble for this?

mikeyboss on March 21, 2008 at 6:12 PM

In a word, yes.

PBoilermaker on March 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM

Ridin’ dirty

heh…

NTWR on March 21, 2008 at 6:28 PM

What kind of ride was that?

Chakra Hammer on March 21, 2008 at 6:36 PM

Boy, that’s really a hip. Here’s some more cool video, homies. Americans be some bad-ass mo-fos, nome sayin.

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 6:39 PM

Nothin wrong with our boys and girls in uniform getting their freak on in Iraq. They’ve earned it!

Corey Wayne on March 21, 2008 at 6:41 PM

Wow, a Guardian link, Drum. Any news from the Independent on how the war’s going? How about Robert Fisk?

Allahpundit on March 21, 2008 at 6:42 PM

Oh, Fisk had a brilliant one the other day. Did you read it?

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM

No, I think the last one I read was where he questioned the official story of 9/11 while insisting of course that he wasn’t questioning the official story of 9/11. What’d I miss this time? Did some Lebanese guys jump him and he wrote them a prose poem?

Allahpundit on March 21, 2008 at 6:47 PM

Nothin wrong with our boys and girls in uniform getting their freak on in Iraq. They’ve earned it!

No, there’s nothing wrong with it. What’s wrong is the cheerleading that goes on back here in the cloistered US.

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 6:50 PM

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 6:50 PM

You been over there lately Drum or you just getting your info from the freakin Guardian and the Independent?

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 6:57 PM

What’s wrong is the cheerleading that goes on back here in the cloistered US.

You do realize that cheerleading is what you do when you want your side to win, right? But then, I guess victory is what you want to prevent, so it makes sense…

spmat on March 21, 2008 at 7:00 PM

Good to see our guys beginning to achieve and enjoy the victory they deserve. But could they get in any trouble for this?

mikeyboss on March 21, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Good point: In all likelihood, some PC, Arab-appeasing Dhimmi in the Bush Administration feels a good court-martial coming on.

After all, we can’t let our soldiers and Marines get away with acting like …. soldiers and Marines!

Exhibit A: LtCol Chessani and the other two Haditha Marines who are currently being shamefully railroaded by the Bush White House/Gates Pentagon in Court Martial proceedings …. to the virtually utter silence of much of the putatively pro-troop, conservative blogosphere and talk radio world.

…But, fortunately, not to the silence of Michael Savage and NewsMax.

sanantonian on March 21, 2008 at 7:08 PM

Who’s that drivin’? Patrick Swayze.

Harmonic Mean on March 21, 2008 at 7:20 PM

It’s great to see our Soldiers getting down and letting go
in a land where they have liberated 25 million people from
a genocidal terrorist dictator.

Drum doesn’t get this because he has his head stuck so far
up Sean Penn’s a$$ it’s impossible for him to celebrate freedom and the defeat of our jihadist enemies.

More bad news for Drum and his surrender buddies:

U.S. Army Isn’t Broken After All, Military Experts Say
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
By Jennifer Griffin

WASHINGTON, D.C. —

One year ago, as President Bush decided to send more troops to Iraq, the conventional wisdom in Washington among opponents of the war was that the U.S. Army was on the verge of breaking.
In December 2006 former Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell warned, “The active Army is about broken.”
Ret. Gen. Barry McCaffrey, in a much-cited memo to West Point colleagues, wrote: “My bottom line is that the Army is unraveling, and if we don’t expend significant national energy to reverse that trend, sometime in the next two years we will break the Army just like we did during Vietnam.”
Army Maj. Gen. Bob Scales, the former head of the Army War College, agreed. He wrote in an editorial in the Washington Times on March 30:
“If you haven’t heard the news, I’m afraid your Army is broken, a victim of too many missions for too few soldiers for too long. … Today, anecdotal evidence of collapse is all around.”
But now, one year later, Scales has done an about-face. He says that he was wrong. Despite all the predictions of imminent collapse, the U.S. Army and the combat brigades have proven to be surprisingly resilient.
According to Army statistics obtained exclusively by FOX News, 70 percent of soldiers eligible to re-enlist in 2006 did so — a re-enlistment rate higher than before Sept. 11, 2001. For the past 10 years, the enlisted retention rates of the Army have exceeded 100 percent. As of last Nov. 13, Army re-enlistment was 137 percent of its stated goal.
Click here to see U.S. Army statistics obtained exclusively by FOX News (Chart A).
Scales, a FOX News contributor, said he based his assessment last year “on the statistics that showed a high attrition among enlisted soldiers, officers who were leaving the service early, and a decline in the quality of enlistments,” a reference to the rising number of waivers given for “moral defects” such as drug use and lowered educational requirements.
“In fact, what we’ve seen over the last year is that the Army retention rates are pretty high, that re-enlistments, for instance, particularly re-enlistments in Iraq and Afghanistan, remain very high,” Scales said. He noted that re-enlistments were high even among troops who have served multiple tours.
A year ago, some military experts were comparing the Army of 2007 with the army of a generation ago, at the end of the Vietnam War, when it was considered “broken” due to morale problems and an exodus of the “best and the brightest” soldiers from service.
Click here to see U.S. Army statistics obtained exclusively by FOX News (Chart 1).
Scales said he didn’t take into account that, unlike Vietnam, this Army is sending soldiers to fight as a unit — not as individuals. He also neglected the “Band of Brothers” phenomenon — the feeling of responsibility to fellow soldiers that prompts members of service to re-enlist.
“The soldiers go back to the theater of war as units,” Scales said. “They are bonded together, they know each other, they don’t have to fight as an army of strangers.
“I was wrong a year ago when I forecast the imminent collapse of the Army. I relied a little bit too much on the data and not enough on the intangibles.”
Not all the military analysts who made similar predictions last year agree. Lawrence Korb, who worked on personnel issues during the Reagan administration, testified to Congress last July: “As Gen. Barry McCaffrey pointed out when we testified together before the Senate Armed Services Committee in April, ‘the ground combat capability of the U.S. armed forces is shot.’”
Korb, a resident scholar at the left-leaning Center for American Progress, told FOX News the Army is worse off than it was a year ago. He suggested that the Army is not being honest with its re-enlistment and retention numbers, an accusation echoed by House Armed Services Committee Chairman Ike Skelton, D-Mo.
The Army’s use of stop-loss — the automatic re-enlistment of soldiers whose units are being redeployed to Iraq or Afghanistan, even if their service time is up — has distorted the figures, Korb said.
He also said that while the numbers of captains leaving the military may not be alarming, the number of captains educated at West Point is. According to Korb, half of the eligible captains from West Point’s class of 2002 have left the service.
And then there are the re-enlistment bonuses, which rose from $50 million in 1998 to $562 million per year in 2007. The amount of re-enlistment bonuses paid is now five times what it was at the start of the Iraq war, according to U.S. Army figures.
Click here to see U.S. Army statistics obtained exclusively by FOX News (Chart 9).
But Scales says the desertion by mid-grade officers — captains and majors — just hasn’t occurred as predicted.
“The Army’s collapse after Vietnam was presaged by a desertion of mid-grade officers (captains) and non-commissioned officers,” Scales wrote a year ago. “Many were killed or wounded. Most left because they and their families were tired and didn’t want to serve in units unprepared for war….
“If we lose our sergeants and captains, the Army breaks again. It’s just that simple. That’s why these soldiers are still the canaries in the readiness coal-mine. And, again, if you look closely, you will see that these canaries are fleeing their cages in frightening numbers.”
But an internal Army document prepared at the request of Army Chief of Staff Gen. George Casey and obtained by FOX News suggests that the comparison to the “hollow Army” of 1972 near the end of the Vietnam War is inappropriate.
The main reason: Today’s Army is an all-volunteer force, and the Army in Vietnam largely was composed of draftees.
Captain losses have remained steady at about 11 percent since 1990, and the loss of majors has been unchanged at about 6 percent.
Click here to see U.S. Army statistics obtained exclusively by FOX News (Chart 4).
“To date, the data do not show heightened levels of junior officer departures that can be tied directly to multiple rotations in Afghanistan or Iraq,” the internal Army memo concludes.
The key difference between now and Vietnam, Scales explains, is: “this idea that soldiers fight as part of a team. It’s the ‘Band of Brothers’ approach to combat that makes armies effective in wartime, and the Army has been wise enough over the past five years to work very hard to keep soldiers together in units and not to treat soldiers as sort of replacement parts, but to keep them together as cohesive units. … I believe, is the glue that has really served to hold this army together.”

Petraeus is really going to be breaking liberal hearts with
his upcoming testimony of the surge’s success and the political progress the super intelligent liberals keep denying.

Baxter Greene on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 6:57 PM

Nope. Haven’t been to the moon yet either, but I know it ain’t made of green cheese.

That’s the default question for any challenge of the notion that “victory’s just right around the corner if it weren’t for those damned detractors.”

Laura Ingraham pulls that one all the time, because she’s been there. Did she venture outside the Green Zone unprotected by Marines? Nah — too dangerous.

Best I can say is I got a friend who’s been there twice and thankful he isn’t going back.

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

too funny.

Zorro on March 21, 2008 at 7:22 PM

Baxter Greene on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Baxter good article however it is actually not good to copy and paste entire articles due to copyright reasons.

Next time create a link.

F15Mech on March 21, 2008 at 7:31 PM

I’m thankful I don’t live in Detroit.
Doesn’t mean I want to abandon it to the Jihadis.

TABoLK on March 21, 2008 at 7:36 PM

Who’s that drivin’? Patrick Swayze.

Harmonic Mean on March 21, 2008 at 7:20 PM

Oh snap!

Blarg the Destroyer on March 21, 2008 at 7:37 PM

f15mech,

Did not know that.
Thanks

Baxter Greene on March 21, 2008 at 7:46 PM

For those wondering, that “ride” is a Force Protection Inc. Cougar, aka the MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicle). And yes, they make a Hummer look dainty.

http://www.forceprotection.net/models/cougar/

Blacklake on March 21, 2008 at 8:28 PM

Nope. Haven’t been to the moon yet either, but I know it ain’t made of green cheese.

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Don’t tell us what it isn’t. Tell us what it is.

- The Cat

MirCat on March 21, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Hey Drum, why don’t you tell me what all of those Iraqis in that video want? Why? Because it would damage your ‘it’s all America’s fault’ message.

Those people in the Iraqi video want to be Americans. They want to live in the USA.

It’s not our fault that they kill each other. They killed each other before America, they’ll kill each other after America leaves.

So, Drum, what is the moral of that video? What does the ‘author’ of the video suggest as a solution? He’s mad at the walls, but credits them for curtailing the violence. . . so does he want them down, or up?

They don’t seem to have a problem speaking their minds or going to the market. . . I wish we had just dropped a nuclear bomb on them and then started apologizing from there. . . then they might have an actual beef.

ThackerAgency on March 21, 2008 at 8:56 PM

Sweet find

Baphomet on March 21, 2008 at 9:02 PM

nothing wrong with letting off a little steam and acting silly.

Hog Wild on March 21, 2008 at 9:18 PM

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Actually she did leave the green zone, several times.

You comparison to the moon shows you do not even come close to having a real grasp of the issues.

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 9:47 PM

Blacklake on March 21, 2008 at 8:28 PM

MRAP’s are the shiz, the factory that makes them is pretty awesome.

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 9:55 PM

I hope the next MRAP played a loud “21st Century Schizoid Man” to really scare the hell out of the Mehdi spies.

profitsbeard on March 21, 2008 at 10:07 PM

I vote for Slayer….Hippies and Jihadis cant stand death metal..

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 10:09 PM

Pfft… Disturbed.

Waah-ah-ah-ah

Immolate on March 21, 2008 at 10:26 PM

Blacklake on March 21, 2008 at 8:28 PM

Cool thanks! >:D

Chakra Hammer on March 21, 2008 at 10:44 PM

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Drum are you really sure you want to go there?

Actually she did leave the green zone, several times.

You comparison to the moon shows you do not even come close to having a real grasp of the issues.

Squid Shark on March 21, 2008 at 9:47 PM

Lets not forget the when Hotair went to Iraq, and went outside the green zone (scroll down for the vents).

Or how about Michael Yon, he has no idea what goes on in Iraq.

F15Mech on March 22, 2008 at 1:42 AM

Can you imagine how depressing it must be for the Islamic Terrorists liberal media to see that rolling down their streets of Iraq? It’s gotta hurt like hell. Their head chopping paradise been converted to rap blasting humvee and ghost riding dancers. Mohamed Olberman must be spinning in his tomb.

“Feel that Sting? That’s pride effin with you”

Guardian on March 21, 2008 at 5:49 PM

Had to fix that

F15Mech on March 22, 2008 at 2:04 AM

Aww, don’t be so down on Drum, his side be gettin’ their effin’ a$$ kicked.

After all, his worm-eaten hero bin Laden couldn’t even refer to recent events in his last vid, and poor lil’ Mookie’s gone sulkin’ in a corner.

And now the homies in the Army and Marines are rubbin’ it in his sorry lil’ face.

Poor baby.

Wanderlust on March 22, 2008 at 5:20 AM

Nice rims. What is that, 36 inches? No spinners though.

BohicaTwentyTwo on March 22, 2008 at 8:23 AM

Did she venture outside the Green Zone unprotected by Marines? Nah — too dangerous.

Drum on March 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

$hiiiit, there’s neighborhods in Boston I won’t go in without Marines backin my six – too dangerous. Whiners can find something to complain about in every situation.

Alden Pyle on March 22, 2008 at 9:32 AM

BohicaTwentyTwo on March 22, 2008 at 8:23 AM

It is spinnaz my friend. That is from my wife who speaks fluent ghetto.

Squid Shark on March 22, 2008 at 12:03 PM

What was up with that dance?

darii on March 22, 2008 at 12:56 PM

I hope it was good, I couldn’t take the music.

Bladerunner1701 on March 22, 2008 at 4:51 PM

The lyrics to “Ridin Dirty” come to mind:

They see me rollin
they hatin
the thinkin that they gonna catch me ridin dirty…

Squid Shark on March 22, 2008 at 4:53 PM

Well that was dumb.

John on March 22, 2008 at 7:50 PM

LOLOL Outstanding!! Some peoples kids!! lol
A Proud parent of a SOLDIER
Rick554

Rick554 on March 23, 2008 at 8:19 AM