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	<title>Comments on: Laugh riot of the day: John Edwards as Democratic Party &#8220;elder&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: c74aa29dcb71</title>
		<link>http://hotair.com/archives/2008/03/21/laugh-riot-of-the-day-john-edwards-as-democratic-party-elder/comment-page-1/#comment-1118225</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 04:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: MSGTAS</title>
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		<dc:creator>MSGTAS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Edwards is trying to change his &#039;silky&#039; image to one of Tom Cruise.  But, the change does not reverse the fact that he is a liberal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Edwards is trying to change his &#8216;silky&#8217; image to one of Tom Cruise.  But, the change does not reverse the fact that he is a liberal.</p>
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		<title>By: joewm315</title>
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		<dc:creator>joewm315</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;I miss Fred.

Connie on March 21, 2008 at 9:25 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Indeed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I miss Fred.</p>
<p>Connie on March 21, 2008 at 9:25 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Indeed.</p>
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		<title>By: RushBaby</title>
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		<dc:creator>RushBaby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
I was going to ask if anyone thought that JE looked like Tom Cruise in that photo. Has that same deadeye look to him.

ScoopPC11 on March 22, 2008 at 8:27 AM
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Dang, you&#039;re right. The smile that&#039;s all done with facial muscles but no corresponding warmth in the eyes. *shiver*</description>
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I was going to ask if anyone thought that JE looked like Tom Cruise in that photo. Has that same deadeye look to him.</p>
<p>ScoopPC11 on March 22, 2008 at 8:27 AM
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<p>Dang, you&#8217;re right. The smile that&#8217;s all done with facial muscles but no corresponding warmth in the eyes. *shiver*</p>
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		<title>By: LaMonte</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaMonte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The simple answer is usually the best. Please think in politically correct logic.  The speaker could not manage to describe Mr Edwards as &#039;no longer relevant&#039;, thought about a better term of &#039;retired from usefulness&#039;, and finally hit on &#039;elder&#039; to describe the man who is like a soggy log spun into a backwater eddy of campaign footnotes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The simple answer is usually the best. Please think in politically correct logic.  The speaker could not manage to describe Mr Edwards as &#8216;no longer relevant&#8217;, thought about a better term of &#8216;retired from usefulness&#8217;, and finally hit on &#8216;elder&#8217; to describe the man who is like a soggy log spun into a backwater eddy of campaign footnotes.</p>
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		<title>By: Blake</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, he&#039;s smart enough to keep his mouth shut. You got to give him that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, he&#8217;s smart enough to keep his mouth shut. You got to give him that.</p>
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		<title>By: rhodeymark</title>
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		<dc:creator>rhodeymark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;Points at Connie &lt;/em&gt;

ding ding ding!!!11</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Points at Connie </em></p>
<p>ding ding ding!!!11</p>
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		<title>By: ScoopPC11</title>
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		<dc:creator>ScoopPC11</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was going to ask if anyone thought that JE looked like Tom Cruise in that photo. Has that same deadeye look to him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to ask if anyone thought that JE looked like Tom Cruise in that photo. Has that same deadeye look to him.</p>
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		<title>By: Connie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Connie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Edwards is bumping Byrd?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Edwards is bumping Byrd?</p>
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		<title>By: DaveC</title>
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		<dc:creator>DaveC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe an &#039;elder&#039; in a mature, grown up sense.. not an actual age..  &#039;wisdom beyond his years&#039;...

no, that can&#039;t be it.. I&#039;m at  a loss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe an &#8216;elder&#8217; in a mature, grown up sense.. not an actual age..  &#8216;wisdom beyond his years&#8217;&#8230;</p>
<p>no, that can&#8217;t be it.. I&#8217;m at  a loss.</p>
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		<title>By: Vntnrse</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vntnrse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Edwards old enough to be considered an &lt;em&gt;&quot;elder&quot;???&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Edwards old enough to be considered an <em>&#8220;elder&#8221;???</em></p>
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		<title>By: DaveC</title>
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		<dc:creator>DaveC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He had to remind everyone that he was a candidate too in the middle of a debate between Hillery and Oboma..  He didn&#039;t matter then and shouldn&#039;t matter now..  

and he&#039;s an &#039;elder&#039; in a party with just as many old white men as the GOP?  

the demos really are on drugs..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He had to remind everyone that he was a candidate too in the middle of a debate between Hillery and Oboma..  He didn&#8217;t matter then and shouldn&#8217;t matter now..  </p>
<p>and he&#8217;s an &#8216;elder&#8217; in a party with just as many old white men as the GOP?  </p>
<p>the demos really are on drugs..</p>
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		<title>By: D2Boston</title>
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		<dc:creator>D2Boston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nice photo... he is such a homo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nice photo&#8230; he is such a homo</p>
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		<title>By: Indy Conservative</title>
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		<dc:creator>Indy Conservative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He got the looks, the talk, the walk, the hair, the wife, the kids, the money, the attitude, he reached out to the poor, the Blacks, can anyone explains to me why John Edwards couldn&#039;t appeal to a majority of Democrats?

I know the answer, but if you have another explanation, please let me know.

I think because people don&#039;t like perfection, especially concerning the looks.

I would say, if John Edwards had the looks of Hussein, he would&#039;ve clinched the nomination months ago.

People like ugliness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He got the looks, the talk, the walk, the hair, the wife, the kids, the money, the attitude, he reached out to the poor, the Blacks, can anyone explains to me why John Edwards couldn&#8217;t appeal to a majority of Democrats?</p>
<p>I know the answer, but if you have another explanation, please let me know.</p>
<p>I think because people don&#8217;t like perfection, especially concerning the looks.</p>
<p>I would say, if John Edwards had the looks of Hussein, he would&#8217;ve clinched the nomination months ago.</p>
<p>People like ugliness.</p>
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		<title>By: canopfor</title>
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		<dc:creator>canopfor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could be wrong,but ya know
Silky almost has that Tom Cruise
look about him!

And Silky is right,of course in the Lefty
perspective,that there are Two America&#039;s.

The 1st. America is set in 1860&#039;s to 1960&#039;s
and those views are held by Silky,AL,Jesse,
and Obama.According to their views,nothing has
changed,apperantly thier still hoping!


The 2nd America is set in the 1985 to the 21st.
Century and those views are held by,Bill Cosby
Walter Williams,Supreme Court Justice Clarence
Thomas,Secretary of State Condi Rice,Colin Powell
J.C Watts and other great African Americans that
escape my brain at present!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could be wrong,but ya know<br />
Silky almost has that Tom Cruise<br />
look about him!</p>
<p>And Silky is right,of course in the Lefty<br />
perspective,that there are Two America&#8217;s.</p>
<p>The 1st. America is set in 1860&#8242;s to 1960&#8242;s<br />
and those views are held by Silky,AL,Jesse,<br />
and Obama.According to their views,nothing has<br />
changed,apperantly thier still hoping!</p>
<p>The 2nd America is set in the 1985 to the 21st.<br />
Century and those views are held by,Bill Cosby<br />
Walter Williams,Supreme Court Justice Clarence<br />
Thomas,Secretary of State Condi Rice,Colin Powell<br />
J.C Watts and other great African Americans that<br />
escape my brain at present!</p>
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		<title>By: profitsbeard</title>
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		<dc:creator>profitsbeard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Edwards&#039; just hoping Hill and Barack damage each other so permanently and rancorously that the party begs him to jump in an take up the fallen mantle of the Dems at the convention.

He&#039;ll tousle his mop and say:

&quot;&lt;em&gt;The two Americas call me and I answer: Yes and Yes!&lt;/em&gt;&quot; 

Then pick Geraldine Ferraro as his Veep.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Edwards&#8217; just hoping Hill and Barack damage each other so permanently and rancorously that the party begs him to jump in an take up the fallen mantle of the Dems at the convention.</p>
<p>He&#8217;ll tousle his mop and say:</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>The two Americas call me and I answer: Yes and Yes!</em>&#8221; </p>
<p>Then pick Geraldine Ferraro as his Veep.</p>
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		<title>By: labrat</title>
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		<dc:creator>labrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;How exactly does that make Edwards a party elder?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

As Rush always says, failure moves you to the front of the class in the Democratic party.

By the way, the Algore ad is making my eyes water.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>How exactly does that make Edwards a party elder?</p></blockquote>
<p>As Rush always says, failure moves you to the front of the class in the Democratic party.</p>
<p>By the way, the Algore ad is making my eyes water.</p>
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		<title>By: waterfall</title>
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		<dc:creator>waterfall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Campaigning is what qualifies you to be President and Commander in Chief of the greatest nation on earth!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Campaigning is what qualifies you to be President and Commander in Chief of the greatest nation on earth!</p>
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		<title>By: onlineanalyst</title>
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		<dc:creator>onlineanalyst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Party elder?  More like the party doll.  What a lightweight!  Edwards looks more like a superannuated member of the Mickey Mouse Club in that screen shot.

Does anyone else remember that caught-on-tape interchange between Hillary! and Edwards when they discussed clearing the number of debaters to only the serious contenders during the Gong Show eliminations?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Party elder?  More like the party doll.  What a lightweight!  Edwards looks more like a superannuated member of the Mickey Mouse Club in that screen shot.</p>
<p>Does anyone else remember that caught-on-tape interchange between Hillary! and Edwards when they discussed clearing the number of debaters to only the serious contenders during the Gong Show eliminations?</p>
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		<title>By: MB4</title>
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		<dc:creator>MB4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Edwards not so secret MySpace entry:
*
Hi. My name is Johnny Reid Edwards former Senator from the Great State of North Carolina, Vice Presidential nominee under &lt;strike&gt; Lurch&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt; John Kerry&lt;/b&gt; and now elder statesman for the Democratic party! You can just call me John if you want. I was born on June 10, 1953, although people tell me that I look at least 25 years younger, even though I am now an elder statesman!

I was the very first person in my dirt poor family to attend college. I earned my law degree from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was a great accomplishment as I was so poor that I had to work 12 different part time jobs to pay for my tuition and just barely enough food to survive.

After getting my law degree I immediately went on my noble mission to save hundreds of victims of gross corporate negligence and gross medical malpractice. When necessary to win a case to help the poor victim that I was representing I would even feel the presence of dead people inside me, talking to me and through me to the members of the jury. If you don’t think that takes a lot out of a man, just try it sometime. I also split the settlement very fairly with my clients. I was VERY generous to them - 5% for them, 95% for me. More than fair. I mean I was the one who had to channel the dead, wasn’t I!!!

If I do say so myself I am so cute that you just can’t believe it! I can hardly believe it myself! I have such great hair! I am also very boyish looking in a good way, not in a gay way at all, but rather in an elder statesman way. Did I mention that I have GREAT HAIR!!! Sometimes I think my great looks are almost a curse, but not enough of a curse to keep me from being an elder statesman!

I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of &lt;strike&gt;campaigning&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt; being an elder statesman&lt;/b&gt; to save America by eating at Wendy’s. I also like to spend some time at home sprucing up around my small modest and humble house. It is especially modest and humble for an elder statesman. I also like to spend hours in front of the mirror combing my hair. Wouldn’t you too if you had such great hair!!! I am probably the only elder statesman ever to have such great hair!!! Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never spend more than $395 on haircuts. That $400 on a haircut is a damn lie, as it included a very generous $5 tip.

I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite and a real &lt;strike&gt;man&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt; elder statesman&lt;/b&gt; of the peoples. And I appreciate the same qualities in others.

Who I’d like to meet:
…other bloggers who grew up in poverty. Other people who like to &lt;strike&gt;take advantage of&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt;help&lt;/b&gt; the &lt;strike&gt;low life&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt;poor&lt;/b&gt;. People with great hair so that I can comb your hair and you can comb mine. It’s going to be great!!! And always remember I am now an elder statesman, but still so young and &lt;strike&gt;pretty&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt; handsome&lt;/b&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Edwards not so secret MySpace entry:<br />
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Hi. My name is Johnny Reid Edwards former Senator from the Great State of North Carolina, Vice Presidential nominee under <strike> Lurch</strike> <b> John Kerry</b> and now elder statesman for the Democratic party! You can just call me John if you want. I was born on June 10, 1953, although people tell me that I look at least 25 years younger, even though I am now an elder statesman!</p>
<p>I was the very first person in my dirt poor family to attend college. I earned my law degree from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was a great accomplishment as I was so poor that I had to work 12 different part time jobs to pay for my tuition and just barely enough food to survive.</p>
<p>After getting my law degree I immediately went on my noble mission to save hundreds of victims of gross corporate negligence and gross medical malpractice. When necessary to win a case to help the poor victim that I was representing I would even feel the presence of dead people inside me, talking to me and through me to the members of the jury. If you don’t think that takes a lot out of a man, just try it sometime. I also split the settlement very fairly with my clients. I was VERY generous to them &#8211; 5% for them, 95% for me. More than fair. I mean I was the one who had to channel the dead, wasn’t I!!!</p>
<p>If I do say so myself I am so cute that you just can’t believe it! I can hardly believe it myself! I have such great hair! I am also very boyish looking in a good way, not in a gay way at all, but rather in an elder statesman way. Did I mention that I have GREAT HAIR!!! Sometimes I think my great looks are almost a curse, but not enough of a curse to keep me from being an elder statesman!</p>
<p>I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of <strike>campaigning</strike> <b> being an elder statesman</b> to save America by eating at Wendy’s. I also like to spend some time at home sprucing up around my small modest and humble house. It is especially modest and humble for an elder statesman. I also like to spend hours in front of the mirror combing my hair. Wouldn’t you too if you had such great hair!!! I am probably the only elder statesman ever to have such great hair!!! Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never spend more than $395 on haircuts. That $400 on a haircut is a damn lie, as it included a very generous $5 tip.</p>
<p>I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite and a real <strike>man</strike> <b> elder statesman</b> of the peoples. And I appreciate the same qualities in others.</p>
<p>Who I’d like to meet:<br />
…other bloggers who grew up in poverty. Other people who like to <strike>take advantage of</strike> <b>help</b> the <strike>low life</strike> <b>poor</b>. People with great hair so that I can comb your hair and you can comb mine. It’s going to be great!!! And always remember I am now an elder statesman, but still so young and <strike>pretty</strike> <b> handsome</b>.</p>
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		<title>By: Cicero43</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cicero43</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Party &lt;i&gt;girl&lt;/i&gt;, more like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Party <i>girl</i>, more like.</p>
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		<title>By: Entelechy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Entelechy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Seems more like the “hair apparent.”

Dr. Charles G. Waugh on March 21, 2008 at 10:06 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Very witty, Dr. Charles G. Waugh, as usual :)

It&#039;s also Good Friday - how about &quot;hare apparent&quot;...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Seems more like the “hair apparent.”</p>
<p>Dr. Charles G. Waugh on March 21, 2008 at 10:06 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Very witty, Dr. Charles G. Waugh, as usual :)</p>
<p>It&#8217;s also Good Friday &#8211; how about &#8220;hare apparent&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Seven Percent Solution</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seven Percent Solution</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:13:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt; .......,“hair apparent.” - Dr. Charles G. Waugh on March 21, 2008 at 10:06 PM&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Wit Appreciated!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p> &#8230;&#8230;.,“hair apparent.” &#8211; Dr. Charles G. Waugh on March 21, 2008 at 10:06 PM</p></blockquote>
<p>Wit Appreciated!</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Charles G. Waugh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dr. Charles G. Waugh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Laugh riot of the day: John Edwards as Democratic Party “elder”&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Seems more like the &quot;hair apparent.&quot;</description>
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<p>Seems more like the &#8220;hair apparent.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: snaggletoothie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In a party that seriously debates Hillry&#039;s breadth of experience against Obama&#039;s breadth of experience, I don&#039;t think it seems out of place to call Edwards an elder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a party that seriously debates Hillry&#8217;s breadth of experience against Obama&#8217;s breadth of experience, I don&#8217;t think it seems out of place to call Edwards an elder.</p>
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