Many people claim that they know someone who never took any formal training in music, but who, somehow, are magically talented heads and shoulders above the rest. These people know someone who can play anything from ear, or they claim that they, themselves, can play anything by ear.

I’d like to see them try!

The last time I tried to play piano, cello, trumpet, saxophone, guitar, timpani, or any musical instrument by ear, I ended up getting a flute removed from my inner ear in the emergency room. I also had bruises from playing the piano by ear. The bruises lasted four weeks!

Also, the music sounded terrible! In fact, it was cacophonous. It wasn’t even music!

No, they can’t play music by ear, and I doubt that this woman ever pulled a lever, or voted by using her vagina.

The imagery, however, is fascinating!

Ya’ll are terrible.

Ever try stifle a belly laugh at 4 in the morning?

How would yo….?

Wouldn’t she have t…..?

You don’t mea…….?

Oh, for the love of Mike!

Don’t get him involved, Please.

(Who’s Mike?)

http://www.schwans.com/

I bet that’s a pretty dicky store. D’oh!

Schwan’s is a national frozen-food-delivery service that was popular in rural Oklahoma. For frozen food, it’s pretty good. Their trucks come around to your house and deliver it.

Not sure why Allah misspelled it, though.

Mmm, I haven’t eaten any nice hot Schwan’s since high school.

see-dubya on March 18, 2008 at 7:07 PM

Schwan’s was started in MN, it’s still around.. :)

The first Schwan home-delivery route ran from the Schwan family dairy in Marshall, Minnesota, 30 miles north to Montevideo, Minnesota, where ice cream could be sold for more money due to government pricing regulations in the 1950s.

http://www.theschwanfoodcompany.com/about_hist/01_firstRide.cfm

SoCalInfidel on March 18, 2008 at 6:52 PM

I prefer the more highbrow sounding “tallywhacker”

Remind me to take a baby wipe with me into the voting booth.

Tantor on March 18, 2008 at 6:44 PM

Okay.

Tantor,

Remember to take a baby wipe with you when you go into the voting booth. (Grin ;>

Also, don’t forget to take hand sanitizer.

For good measure, you might wish to wear latex gloves under plumber’s gloves, and wear at least a dust mask over your face.

If a left wing, liberal, democrat was in the booth before you, you’ll probably want a HAZMAT team to decontaminate the entire building that houses the voting booths, and every thing in it, including all the voting booths, before you go within 100 yards of the property.

Also, do you have all your most important inoculations?

Pithy!

LOL!

profitsbeard on March 18, 2008 at 11:07 PM

Thank you! I’ll be here all week. (rimshot)

So I’m guessing she didn’t vote for Bush.

Pithy!

LOL!

And I want a voting booth shaped like a furry parabola.

* I amuse myself. lol.

soundingboard on March 18, 2008 at 8:23 PM

Isn’t that the truth!

Or maybe I’ll vote with my pancreas…. but not with my brain. I don’t trust him.

I’m jealous..I can’t get my vagina to any of these tricks, let alone vote for me!

Pam on March 18, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Now, that’s a phrase I never thought I’d read on HA.

I’m just gonna back slowly away from it.

Is it OK to vote with one’s buttocks?…
flipflop on March 18, 2008 at 7:11 PM

That would seem appropriate, we usually end up voting for some @ssh0le anyway.

From the wiki
“I’m a provocateur. I come into a situation where I don’t particularly relate to any of the institutionalized boxes.”

Well that explains it.

Is there an election today? Or are you just happy to see me?