Quote of the day
posted at 10:00 pm on March 16, 2008 by Allahpundit
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“It’s just like judging a beautiful girl. You look for big eyes, long lashes and a long neck.”
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There’s gotta be a Saudi camel joke here somewhere.
NorthernCross on March 16, 2008 at 10:02 PM
D.U.D.E.
amerpundit on March 16, 2008 at 10:02 PM
This post is just designed to bring out the best in the HA community.
billy on March 16, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Well, as least now we know the Muslims are not ass men. They prefer camels.
BKennedy on March 16, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Nope…….. not touching that one!
Jim708 on March 16, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Christopher Guest must start working on a movie about this… if he hasn’t already. Best in Show II?
MT on March 16, 2008 at 10:06 PM
South Park knew!
calbear on March 16, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Not to mention prominent toes.
Alex_SF on March 16, 2008 at 10:08 PM
I usually don’t care for large noses on beautiful girls. I would make an exception for “Kristen” though.
Hummer53 on March 16, 2008 at 10:10 PM
You can milk a camel, you can ride a camel, you can have sex with a camel, you can eat a camel, you can race a camel, camel dung and urine will sustain and heal you.
You only need a woman to make kids. Of course Arabs love them. (the camels)
BL@KBIRD on March 16, 2008 at 10:11 PM
Is this “Naughty Sunday Night” on Hot Air?
I don’t believe in Bestiality, but I know the Arabs do.
They have no choice, poor things.
Islam shut down women.
Especially in Saudi Arabia where you can’t see women there, only black ghosts flying at shopping centers, and in a hurry to go home before being the suspect of committing indecency by simply showing an uncovered hand palm.
Yes, poor Saudi men, no choice for them but to mate with camels and goats.
At least they can see some skin.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:16 PM
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel”
and then what happens?
Janos Hunyadi on March 16, 2008 at 10:17 PM
And their urine is a cure-all!
TheBigOldDog on March 16, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Find a Tent and do the thing.
Of course, an oversized tent.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:21 PM
I drink it everyday, and look where I find myself:
on Hot Air !!!
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:22 PM
Uh, something about “humps”.
mikeyboss on March 16, 2008 at 10:23 PM
That’s B.S. You don’t need only women to make kids.
You can make kids with an mammal.
Try and see.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:23 PM
“Look at the black eyes, the soft fur.”
“How YOU doin’?”
Get a room!
Tony737 on March 16, 2008 at 10:24 PM
A naughty gift from Victoria Secret is recommended to break the ice and prevent your special camel from spitting on you.
fogw on March 16, 2008 at 10:26 PM
You bet.
Although I’m not an astronaut, I had to wear a diaper just to sit here and type while drinking Camel Urine.
Damn, AllahPundit, how can you do this to me?
Now I’m fantasizing about big old juicy Humps.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Women across Saudi Arabia are praying to Allah for such treatment….
Hog Wild on March 16, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Camels. Love them? Of course. Let us count the ways.
More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other Cigarette.
For Digestion’s Sake – Smoke Camels.
Slow down. Pleasure up.
It’s your taste.
Where a man belongs.
I’d walk a mile for a Camel.
For you geopolitical futurists out there, remember: Nothing smokes like a Camel.
petefrt on March 16, 2008 at 10:29 PM
How you doing?
It’s a mystery, but it can be done, trust me.
Why a room, when you have all the empty desert?
But I suggest near a well, for sanitary reasons. Although cleaning with sand after doing the thingy thingy is an old tradition in Arabia.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:30 PM
A Peacock?
canopfor on March 16, 2008 at 10:33 PM
“It’s just like judging an ugly economy. You look for financial institutions on the verge of functional bankruptcy, big drops in Asian markets and DOW futures down 300 points.”
MB4 on March 16, 2008 at 10:33 PM
‘Sufferin’ succotash!’
p40tiger on March 16, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Didn’t you know that there is actually a ‘Victory’s Secret’ for Camels?
It’s called “Camel’s Secret.”
Only in that catalog, you’ll see veiled Camels, only claws are uncovered.
Ridden Camels are considered obscenity.
And, um, Camel Toes are out of the question.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Nothing, until she says Igen :)
Our Allah, or theirs?
Most of you guys are such unsophisticated, non-multi-culti rubes. One man’s girl is another man’s camel. Just wait for the libs to win the presidential election, and you’ll see way more of these stories, and they will appear as normal as the U.N. does. And the rest of the world will love us.
And MB4, the economy will be solved, just like magic. The Messiah, or the Glacier will use their magic wand, and voila, it’s all going to be rosy, and we’re all going to be happy, and way more cultured.
Entelechy on March 16, 2008 at 10:39 PM
“Oh, I want to settle & marry
a lovely, sweet dromedary!
I’d replace my bed’s dreary flannel
If only I had me a camel!”
–Bin Laden
jgapinoy on March 16, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Umm,so the sheep and goats have taken
a back seat to the Camel,who knew!
(A huge Snarky on this one,Kidding!)
canopfor on March 16, 2008 at 10:41 PM
Before Islam, there used to be women in Saudi Arabia.
Please, if you see any, let me know.
I’ve been dying to do the thingy thingy with a Saudi woman.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:42 PM
It’s all right. Don’t worry.
Did you know that Riding Camels is considered Pornography in Saudi Arabia?
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:45 PM
OK – “my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.”
mikeyboss on March 16, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Oh,come on Entelechy:
America will be right as rain,Hillary will declare
if it feels right do it twice.No more Mortgage
problems,the Dollar will be up,WOT is over,the
Islamofashists are giving up the world dominance
to retire and run Starbucks Stores!haha
But yes,you are so right.
canopfor on March 16, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Curves.
jgapinoy on March 16, 2008 at 10:48 PM
I’d rather have a long neck Bud-Lite
Travis1 on March 16, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Did you know that Riding Camels is considered Pornography in Saudi Arabia?
And I’m talking riding the Camel Facing it head.
Facing the Camels’ butt while riding it is a blessing, because you also face Mecca, where the Kaaba is, thus you are fulfilling your duty as a Muslim by obeying two of the tenets of Islam: Sniffing the Camel’s butt towards Mecca.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 10:52 PM
I usually look at the bottom first.. ::Blushes::
Then face..
Chakra Hammer on March 16, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Its alright.Don’t worry.
Did you know riding Camels is considered pornography in
Saudi Arabia?
Indy Conservative on March 16,2008 at 10:45PM.
Indy Conservative:Answering this is like swimming in the
middle of nasty jelly fish.
Ummm,I guess the pornography aspect is
how you ride the Camel, I surmise.haha.
canopfor on March 16, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Just slightly out of context.
Spirit of 1776 on March 16, 2008 at 10:57 PM
“This is obviously too much for our men to handle. Get those camels in burkas NOW!”
–Bin Laden
jgapinoy on March 16, 2008 at 10:57 PM
Looks like their magic is working already
Gold @ 1031, Oil @ 111.20, Nikkei225 down 515, Hang Sang down 1,148, DOW futures down 250, Fed panicking with weekend rate cut.
Got Gold? Got Guns?
MB4 on March 16, 2008 at 10:58 PM
Oh,speaking of pornography and description of big eye
lashes and a long neck:
Does the B-1 Bomber count,with those two big windshields
and that nice long neck of the fuselage,oh I’m getting
shivers,I must stop!Hehe
canopfor on March 16, 2008 at 11:03 PM
You’re not suggesting that Riding the Humps is pornography, are you?
I submit to you, it is difficult to imagine..
I can feel the pain already.
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 11:09 PM
And the thing about camels is that they dont have to get into cabs with strange men nor do they drive cars they can move all by themselves.
Shame when a camel has more rights than a woman in Saudi Arabia.
William Amos on March 16, 2008 at 11:11 PM
The subject of this post must be rated:
For Mature Camels
Or
M C 17
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 11:13 PM
They make their women wear burkas, but kiss camels. Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
SouthernGent on March 16, 2008 at 11:14 PM
C’est La Vie.
What can we do?
Let’s not dramatize it.
Have fun.
Have a glass of Camel Urine, one me.
Hey, y’all drink Camel Urine tonight on me.
Tonight is “Camel Urine’s Night.”
Kinda like “The Ladies’ Night.”
Indy Conservative on March 16, 2008 at 11:17 PM
When looking for good targets, we look for those with little defenses, lots of flammable liquids, and a population that boasts of its toughness though it hasn’t fought an armed conflict of their own in generations.
THE CHOSEN ONE on March 16, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Surely they could just ride into town.
Speakup on March 16, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Who, Venezuela? : )
jgapinoy on March 16, 2008 at 11:24 PM
There’s something here about getting a camel’s nose under the tent.
I’d always thot it to mean bad things like collapsing the tent. Now I see that’s its about nightmoves, then again, maybe it really is a bad thing if a jealous bull (is that what the boys are called?) is looking for his strayed wife.
AH_C on March 16, 2008 at 11:34 PM
Leave it to me…… that’s right, Camel Toe!
Seven Percent Solution on March 17, 2008 at 12:03 AM
Oh, what a RACIST choice for a Headline story.
Good Lt on March 17, 2008 at 12:20 AM
How you doing?
It’s a mystery, but it can be done, trust me.
Indy
Huh? Ya lost me. I was just imitating an Arab looking at a camel and doing the Joey Tribiani pick up line… “How you doin’?”
Tony737 on March 17, 2008 at 12:21 AM
One hump or two?
Dollayo on March 17, 2008 at 12:31 AM
I have a dirty mind.
You have to excuse my keyboard.
Indy Conservative on March 17, 2008 at 12:38 AM
Probably because of the widespread use of the burkha, these guys appear to be deeply confused about their options…
landlines on March 17, 2008 at 12:43 AM
Camel beauty pageants … have become so popular in recent years that a respected Saudi cleric recently issued a fatwa against them, saying that they encouraged pride.
Because they ‘encourage PRIDE’??? THAT’S your reason for the fatwa? How ’bout ’cause they encourage beastiality? Oh, sorry, I forgot, that’s NORMAL WHERE YOU COME FROM! Yeah, and WE’RE the sinners, right?
Tony737 on March 17, 2008 at 1:01 AM
HAHA I knew it was a camel joke!
Theworldisnotenough on March 17, 2008 at 1:05 AM
yes it is the same looking for girls
except that with the girls they eventually get a towel over their entire bod.
subHan ‘illah!
blatantblue on March 17, 2008 at 1:09 AM
“When you get to know the camels, you feel love for them. My camels are like my children…”
We don’t wanna know WHAT you do with your children, freak. And they think we’re weird ’cause we love dogs. At least we don’t associate our dogs with women … well, sometimes it’s the other way around.
Tony737 on March 17, 2008 at 1:17 AM
I read that comment and then clicked the link. Talk about ‘I can’t stop laughing’.
- The Cat
MirCat on March 17, 2008 at 1:51 AM
There’s a joke involving camels being called “ships of the desert” and something about “Muslim Seamen” but I can’t remember it at the moment.
TBinSTL on March 17, 2008 at 2:31 AM
…from the “family farm”…right into the FAMILY TREE…
OR
Brokeback Desert
———————
“I’m L13, white/rich/priviledged, and I approved this massage.”
Lockstein13 on March 17, 2008 at 4:10 AM
Of course, those of us who already subscribe to PlayCamel magazine already knew this.
Shy Guy on March 17, 2008 at 4:25 AM
MB4 on March 16, 2008 at 10:58 PM
I got completely out of the stock market a couple of months ago.
Now I’m sitting here thinking maybe camel stocks?
leanright on March 17, 2008 at 5:54 AM
Biggest S.T.D. in the middle east is: CAMEL-JOCKEY ITCH.
jimbo2008 on March 17, 2008 at 7:01 AM
When I make comments on HotAir I often think two things:
How would I feel about this comment if my real name were on it?
and
How would I like it if someone over at DU or dKos decided to quote it in its entirety?
Look, I like a laugh just as much as the next person. Just sayin’. . Some of these comments are IMO justabitoverthetop. Jeez.
inviolet on March 17, 2008 at 8:07 AM
And the most overlooked obvious punchline goes to…
“Usually we ride the camel into town to go to the brothel.”
James on March 17, 2008 at 8:08 AM
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