Comments on: Video: Smooth criminals

By: winewife

winewife — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:31:03 +0000

Wow, dance moves and the largest male appendage in mammaldom. Walruses have it ALL!

By: Zorg

Zorg — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:43:54 +0000

Where’s PETA when you need them. That was pure torture for this mammal.

By: oakpack

oakpack — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:11:35 +0000

How depressing. Now a walrus that dances better than I can.

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:09:34 +0000

Only Hot Air can correlate the Spitzer scandal with the training of a Walrus.

Turn over Spitzer, on your back Spitzer, applaud if you love me Spitzer, now that we’re done take a bath.

By: jackmac

jackmac — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:18:10 +0000

9.4, 9.6, 9.5…….
Thanks, after so much Rev Wright, that was nice.

By: WayWard Fundamentalist Christian

WayWard Fundamentalist Christian — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:36:55 +0000

I must confess, I’m a sucker for cute animals…..and yes, that was quite cute.

By: docdave

docdave — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:19:35 +0000

Just goea to show that animals are as smart as people; nicer too.

By: homesickamerican

homesickamerican — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:03:44 +0000

that ROCKS!

and i bet that sealion has more talent is one flipper than kristen has in her…. ummmm… never mind.

this is a family-oriented blog, right?

By: F15Mech

F15Mech — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:10:51 +0000

MirCat on March 15, 2008 at 9:37 PM

LOL Same thought occurred to me when the history of the song is not known.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:07:38 +0000

P.P.S. I just got that this whole post is about Kristen. She is The Smooth Criminal.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:38:07 +0000

That was hilarious!

This is one I thought was pretty cool…

http://beboframe.com/FlashFrame.jsp?Size=S&FlashBoxId=3309347442

By: MirCat

MirCat — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:37:10 +0000

That was Alien Ant Farm’s “Smooth Criminal”

Kowboy on March 15, 2008 at 2:41 PM

That was Michael Jackson’s version.

tlynch001 on March 15, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Reminds me of when WEBN played the Aerosmith’s version of “Come Together”. After it was over he made a statement that a few years later The Beatles made a cover of it. Then he went to commertial break. When he came back he was all “It was a joke people! Stop calling!”

- The Cat

P.S. I still wanna know what would happen if you trained a bunch of chimps with sign language and kung-fu and released them into the wild.

By: thirtypundit

thirtypundit — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:28:30 +0000

See, J-School majors:

Math is important. It helps you determine important things, like pimping.

If only you could use it in a sob story on someone with a $500,000 mortgage and a $9.00 an hour job.

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:27:17 +0000

(Beatles/Jackson link)

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:26:37 +0000

goo goo guchoo gu goo goo guchoo!

By: Captain Scarlet

Captain Scarlet — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:35:18 +0000

It was either this or a round-up on Kristen!,

What do you mean "or"? That wasn't Kristen in exclusive video of her with a client?? Man, I feel robbed...

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:30:31 +0000

Threads mixing dancing animals with the governor’s hooker…pffft — what’s next? Beastiality on the campaign trail?

Michael Jackson has finally gone too far. It was bad enough when the plastic surgeons turned him into a skinny white woman, but letting them turn him into a walrus is just… just…

My collie says:

A crime against the animal kingdom?

ABSOLUTELY! I just KNEW this sorta’ thing was going to happen after those PETA people took their clothes off.

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:26:20 +0000

Large seafaring animals dancing for crowds.

Yup, definitely more entertaining/newsworthy that anything that happened this week.

Yes, I am still laughing at formerly high and mighty Spitzer, but this was actually amusing amusing to watch, on train-wreck-getting-his-comeuppance amusing to watch.

By: Vntnrse

Vntnrse — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:06:43 +0000

Thank you AP, that was a very nice and very needed change of pace!

By: F15Mech

F15Mech — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:27:03 +0000

Here is the MJ video
Roughly 1 min 10 sec in…It syncs up…

That trainer is good.

By: Roebuck

Roebuck — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:13:53 +0000

That was actually pretty darn cool.

By: StuLongIsland

StuLongIsland — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:09:27 +0000

Let me correct myself. If there is a Clinton Administraton, hopefully it won’t happen.

By: StuLongIsland

StuLongIsland — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:08:40 +0000

That trainer is going to work in the Clinton Administration, watch out guys, Hillary instructed her on what she wants done.

By: F15Mech

F15Mech — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:35:06 +0000

I dunno. I still like the dancing cockatoo. Close call.

RedWinged Blackbird on March 15, 2008 at 5:29 PM

The sea-lion had much better moves then the cockatoo :)

By: RedWinged Blackbird

RedWinged Blackbird — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:29:59 +0000

I dunno. I still like the dancing cockatoo. Close call.