Comments on: Video: Slowest news day in history wreaks havoc on British tabloid

By: NNtrancer

NNtrancer — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:46:36 +0000

It’s clearly some kind of alien life form… sort of like Hillary, except not as scary.

By: Neo

Neo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:37:31 +0000

Someone in Argentina must have discovered the Blair Witch Project.

By: Hening

Hening — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:57:58 +0000

We need gnomes on the border. Seems to scare the tacos out of them South Americans.

By: EricPWJohnson

EricPWJohnson — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:28:23 +0000

Captain Scarlet wins first prize for pun of the month

Its a dragging behind a stinky mule

By: Captain Scarlet

Captain Scarlet — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:03:22 +0000

There’s No Business like Gnome Business Like No Business I Knome….

By: Nosferightu

Nosferightu — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:17:47 +0000

This is even better than the Monkey Man that was terrorizing New Delhi a few years back.

By: Doc Mike

Doc Mike — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:43:59 +0000

They are after the underpants!

By: BL@KBIRD

BL@KBIRD — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:43:54 +0000

Asher…wow! where has that been?

At first he was walking bowlegged then shifted into a side shuffle.

A dwarf in a conical hat at night trying to enjoy a walk in a cynical world more apt to harass than let an unusual stranger pass.

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:03:44 +0000

I'm tellin' ya, it's a Halo Grunt! Garantee it's a hoax to promote the movie.

By: Asher

Asher — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:42:35 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR-8NVjw-k

Pretty much explains the whole thing.

By: Zorro

Zorro — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:25:57 +0000

I saw Bigfoot once. 1951. Back in Sequoia National Park. Had a foot on him thirty-seven inches, heel to toe. It made a sound I would not want to hear twice in my life.

Ha! Close Encounters, goot one.

By: Gatordoug

Gatordoug — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:12:00 +0000

Dennis Kucinich CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:11:48 +0000

I have two garden terrorists… Limerick on March 11,2008 at 9:27PM.

I sell garden terrorists! (shameless plug!) :P

By: Lehuster

Lehuster — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:07:17 +0000

Robert Reich in a pointy hat?

By: splink

splink — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:53:21 +0000

I saw Bigfoot once. 1951. Back in Sequoia National Park. Had a foot on him thirty-seven inches, heel to toe. It made a sound I would not want to hear twice in my life.

By: SteveMG

SteveMG — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:49:14 +0000

Finally, we now know what happened to Neal Gabler.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:42:23 +0000

I have two garden terrorists…

Limerick on March 11,2008 at 9:27PM.

Limerick: I hope for your sake and your families that you
have a motion detector set up scanning your back
yard,if not for the love of g!d,please don’t fall
asleep with those two micro-terrorists waiting to
pounce at any minute! haha

By: Frozen Tex

Frozen Tex — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:39:35 +0000

Them Argentinian teenagers scare easy, don’t they?

By: Mark V.

Mark V. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:33:32 +0000

I think they like to be called “little people” now.

By: Reaps

Reaps — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:30:57 +0000

DON'T LOOK NOW

By: John from OPFOR

John from OPFOR — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:28:08 +0000

gawd.

That’s horrifying.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:27:43 +0000

I have two garden terrorists in the backyard. Each have a Budweiser (full) sitting right next to them. I couldn’t drink it so I figured what the hell….

By: canopfor

canopfor — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:27:40 +0000

This reminds me of Blazing Saddles,substitute the 10 gallon
hat for the gnome,is that a 10 gallon hat,or are you just
enjoying the show!Haha

By: canopfor

canopfor — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:24:05 +0000

Oh this is just great,we have to worry about terrorists,
but this has totally caught me off gaurd,now on video
there real,these little nasty gnomes could reek unimaginable
horror and pure terror on the populace.

The next time I pass some little old ladys yard,when I’m
out for a walk about,I will closely moniter these little
gnomes! Oh,brother this is too much fun,Hehe!

By: Weight of Glory

Weight of Glory — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:22:14 +0000

lorien1973 on March 11, 2008 at 9:13 PM

Darn you, and your fast fingers of fury!