Video: Late afternoon palate cleanser
posted at 4:17 pm on March 10, 2008 by Allahpundit
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A cocktail to rid us of the salty taste of Spitzer. How much would this guy be charged at the Emperors Club, I wonder. Ten grand? Click the image to watch.
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CyberCipher on March 10, 2008 at 4:20 PM
10 grand, come on Allah, a looker like that would pay at least twice that.
Oh, I forgot to say, ewwwwwwww!
Lance Murdock on March 10, 2008 at 4:20 PM
Double EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!
Frozen Tex on March 10, 2008 at 4:22 PM
What did you just make me watch? Why? Sweet weepin’ jeezus on the cross!
Why is it that so many of these freakazoids are from ‘that part’ of the world? Most utilitarian foreskin. Largest cluster of arse grapes. Most heads.
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Something in the water?
LimeyGeek on March 10, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Pippi Longearen.
Hening on March 10, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Dude.
baldilocks on March 10, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Re: video…
DUDE!!
baldilocks on March 10, 2008 at 4:23 PM
“That video is not available in your country”, it says! What’s in it, why are the people of Britain forbidden from watching it?
Apeking on March 10, 2008 at 4:24 PM
…lmao… ARE ya friggin KIDDIN’ me?
eeeehhhhhhhyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhh…
ChipDWood on March 10, 2008 at 4:26 PM
Allah, I like the cut of your jib……. Not only was that revolting, but revolting in a tasteless way, especially with all of the fresh thoughts of the Emperors Club running through my mind.
My cup of tea, sir, keep up the great work.
Seven Percent Solution on March 10, 2008 at 4:26 PM
OMGosh…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. That was disgusting! EEWWWWWWWW!
acleaver on March 10, 2008 at 4:27 PM
Gak. Wretch. Hurk. Barf. BLECHHHHHH! IAW…disgusting.
Roger Brown on March 10, 2008 at 4:27 PM
Consider yourself lucky. After watching that, I may have to consider moving there…
hindmost on March 10, 2008 at 4:28 PM
…lmao… ARE ya friggin KIDDIN’ me?
eeeehhhhhhhyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhh… WRONG WRONG WRONG!
ChipDWood on March 10, 2008 at 4:29 PM
I think this guy’s an ALPHA male. Only an Alpha would give a rat’s behind about how long his ear hair is. I’d hate to see what’s growin’ down South though…
robblefarian on March 10, 2008 at 4:29 PM
Why is it that India always produces these weird looking people.
Lance Murdock on March 10, 2008 at 4:30 PM
Thank you so much for planting that visual.
baldilocks on March 10, 2008 at 4:32 PM
His ACHIEVEMENT???? How is THAT an achievement?
Oh, and AP, “… the salty taste of Spitzer …”
WAAAAY too much information and I DON’T wanna know how you that!
Just kidding! Don’t ban me! :-)
Tony737 on March 10, 2008 at 4:35 PM
I’d have to light his ear hair. I’d just have to.
And salty Allah? Good one. Yuck.
Geronimo on March 10, 2008 at 4:35 PM
He looks like a Dr. Seuss character, some fool from the Jungle of Nool.
petefrt on March 10, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Ok, next winner will be nose hair
Kini on March 10, 2008 at 4:36 PM
That was seriously disgusting. I need to cleanse my clean palate! EEEEWWWWWWwww
ihasurnominashun on March 10, 2008 at 4:37 PM
Very funny. I’m just glad he didn’t go for the nose hair record!
Mallard T. Drake on March 10, 2008 at 4:43 PM
DUDE
AP had to be saving this video for a while.
F15Mech on March 10, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Hey, man…we were all thinkin’ it.
Typhoon on March 10, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Allah…man. Why?
amerpundit on March 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM
I didn’t even know Guiness had an ear hair category. Do they have a butt hair category? I might be competitive there…not for quantity, but for upkeep.
I wonder what the going rate at the Emperor’s Club was for a salty taste of Spitzer…
Enrique on March 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM
This video is also available on Reuters
PeterPotamus on March 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM
“Palate cleanser?”
Errk… now I need a palate cleanser to get rid of the taste of the little bit of vomit that came up from watching that.
CarpeCanis on March 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM
I bet he is really hot with all of the chicks.
cat-scratch on March 10, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Can’t you just see him struttin’ down the street in time to the Bee Gee’s “Stayin’ Alive”, his ear hair blowing in the wind? I’m sure he can.
Rod on March 10, 2008 at 4:53 PM
Palate cleanser my freaking butt!
MarkoMancuso on March 10, 2008 at 4:56 PM
this is so wrong…
aso on March 10, 2008 at 5:03 PM
Those eyebrows were looking pretty bushy too.
KelliD on March 10, 2008 at 5:05 PM
I need an intermezzo from that palate cleanser.
Anything for the record books
Kini on March 10, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Speak up — he can’t hair you.
Cuffy Meigs on March 10, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Why do you hate us, Allah?
aero on March 10, 2008 at 5:12 PM
Actually, Obama could use a little of that window dressing.
2Tru2Tru on March 10, 2008 at 5:15 PM
What exactly were you googling when you found this?
TexasDan on March 10, 2008 at 5:17 PM
He stomps the second runner up by 10 cm! PWND!
What does it say if your greatest accomplishment in life is being second chair in the longest ear hair orchestra?
TexasDan on March 10, 2008 at 5:19 PM
Give him a snout for a nose, and he will look exactly like a “who down in who-ville” from The Grinch who Stole Christmas.
Anton on March 10, 2008 at 5:20 PM
Earbrows?
mesablue on March 10, 2008 at 5:21 PM
He’s naturally qualified to be president, isn’t he? Who better than a guy with 6 inch ear hair to listen to us and feel our pain?
lorien1973 on March 10, 2008 at 5:23 PM
/rimshot!
Mallard T. Drake on March 10, 2008 at 5:28 PM
dang . dude
custer on March 10, 2008 at 5:38 PM
I wonder what kind of comb-over some righteous ear hair like that would make?
Wyznowski on March 10, 2008 at 5:46 PM
C’mon–I just ate dinner!
davidk on March 10, 2008 at 5:47 PM
I’d say, “save it for the hooker”, but it appears that she was a stickler for “safe practices”.
Kid from Brooklyn on March 10, 2008 at 6:02 PM
uhg! now I need a palate cleanser for the palate cleanser. Just please not the nose hair guy!
Keli on March 10, 2008 at 6:05 PM
I didn’t think Dr. Suess wrote childrens’ books about real people! I stand corrected—again.
This guy was on the ‘Spot The Looney Show’ as well…nuts or not, he must be getting rich off his misfortune.
Christine on March 10, 2008 at 6:25 PM
If you had put DUDE in your heading it would have saved me from watching that! I’m a little angry and very sick right now. I’m supposed to start dinner right now and I can’t get the bile out of my mouth….
Aggie85 on March 10, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Ew.
WayWard Fundamentalist Christian on March 10, 2008 at 7:32 PM
there is no blogger but Allah, and “Dude!” is his watchword.
Michelle acknowledged freely over the weekend that she couldn’t hope to fill Allah’s inimitable shoes. I believe this qualifies as “running up the scoreboard.”
What are you gunning for this time, a Macbook Air?
[Don't ever change...]
sulla on March 10, 2008 at 7:48 PM
Even though everyone has thoroughly registered their revulsion to this video clip, I thought it was actually somewhat instructive. After all, it gives all of us a glimpse of what Geraldo Rivera’s mustache will look like if he ever does manage to carry out his threat to spit on Michelle.
CyberCipher on March 10, 2008 at 8:10 PM
Dad always said you’re not a man until you have enough hair on your ass to weave a rug.
But the ’salty taste’ reference is just wrong, on so many levels.
James OK on March 10, 2008 at 9:22 PM
From the post before the video to the video itself… I have laughed myself silly…
Hahaha…
Nineball on March 11, 2008 at 8:43 AM
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