Video: Aging roguish womanizer not named “Bill Clinton” stumps for Hillary
posted at 5:45 pm on March 1, 2008 by Allahpundit
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In which we learn that, among others, the Joker and the guy who ordered the murder of Private Santiago are Hillary Clinton supporters. You will, perhaps, not be surprised to discover this isn’t an official campaign video; Jack apparently put it together on his own dime and then set it adrift in the river YouTube where it’ll hopefully be carried along towards Texas, picking up fans of “The Shining” in its wake. When your campaign’s cratered as badly as hers has, everything starts to look desperate. So too this. Poor Glacier.
Exit question one: Who ever thought McMurphy would endorse Nurse Ratched, huh? Exit question two: Is this dude for real using the clip of Col. Jessep talking about how sexy female superior officers are? Anyone remember how that little soliloquy ended?
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Jack is Wack! :{
Chakra Hammer on March 1, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Go McCain! >:}
Chakra Hammer on March 1, 2008 at 5:50 PM
Never the saw the movie; but, really, thanks for that link. You’ve just put an image in my head; that I fear will never go away.
lorien1973 on March 1, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Nurse Ratched.
Good one.
moc23 on March 1, 2008 at 5:53 PM
And that is just begging to be recut isn’t it?
lorien1973 on March 1, 2008 at 5:53 PM
The jessep monologue would not the ending he hopes for with the Cankles,
bbz123 on March 1, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Let me see, another $100 for McCain on its way.
Heads up Mac.
Ditch the crazy “the Papists are devils” loons and it’ll be $200.
SteveMG on March 1, 2008 at 5:56 PM
If there are any states in this country who care less about what celebrities think, I’m going to bet it’s Ohio and Texas.
terryannonline on March 1, 2008 at 5:58 PM
Jessep: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You?! You, Lieutenant Weinberg?! I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You need me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said, “Thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
reliapundit on March 1, 2008 at 6:09 PM
JESSEP VOTES FOR MCCAIN.
IT’S THE JESSEPS WHO’LL SERVE IN IRAQ FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS.
reliapundit on March 1, 2008 at 6:11 PM
I’m still voting for Hillary over McCain.
paultevis on March 1, 2008 at 6:14 PM
The last we heard from him, he was praising Castro.
RobCon on March 1, 2008 at 6:21 PM
Another wonderful actor that has forever “tainted” the way I look at classic films. It’s a damn shame.
Shut up and act!
Tim Zank on March 1, 2008 at 6:29 PM
A troop presence that does not involve Americans being harmed is, by definition, not a war.
Chakra Hammer on March 1, 2008 at 6:31 PM
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I’m scared.
Mattpat11 on March 1, 2008 at 6:31 PM
I guess he and I aren’t on the same wave length..When I think of sexy like a man saluting a woman in the morning, I’m not thinking of the military kind of salute..but that’s just me..
Pam on March 1, 2008 at 6:31 PM
That Balding SLOB is a Has-Been………
APROPO He Should
HumpStump for Shrillery…….awesum on March 1, 2008 at 6:37 PM
Another A-Hole in Hollywood that nobody between the coasts cares about.
echosyst on March 1, 2008 at 6:40 PM
Gawd, is he OLD
Duane Ingalls Glasscock on March 1, 2008 at 6:40 PM
Here is the ENTIRE comment McCain made on this:
Instead of relying on what the Obamessiah says, trying looking it up yourself.
ArmyAunt on March 1, 2008 at 6:49 PM
jack, youre clearly suffering from old timers. just retire. or whatever you hollywierd types do when youre through.
palefaced on March 1, 2008 at 6:52 PM
“I’m Jack Nicholson. And I have one foot in the grave. Remember me? I was in Mars Attacks! If we are ever attacked by Mars, we need Hillary Rotten as the Commander-In-Chief, and I need to be relevant.”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on March 1, 2008 at 6:55 PM
Hollyweird at its best
vinllo on March 1, 2008 at 6:57 PM
I’ll take a knock on the head with a 9 iron before I’ll vote for Hillary. It would be much less painful that way.
Hog Wild on March 1, 2008 at 7:15 PM
I dont give a crap what hollyweird idiots think. Just add one more hollyweird idiot that I will refuse to watch movies made by, or who appears in.
The smart ones dont open their trap because it’s not their job to blat about politics, it’s their job to ENTERTAIN.
tx2654 on March 1, 2008 at 7:17 PM
“This town needs an enema.”
Kid from Brooklyn on March 1, 2008 at 7:26 PM
He’s still cool in his own mind.
Domino on March 1, 2008 at 7:30 PM
Jack Nicholson finds nothing sexier in the morning than saluting Hillary in uniform. Sieg heil, Frau Komandant! Hubba-hubba-hubba speaks for himself. Geez, he looks AWFUL! Who’re you gonna trust? These pickled fascists reincarnate rather than evolve. So if this final Islamic messiah mullah is to be Obama, where would Hillary fit into her socialist religion’s prophecy schtick? She’s doomed to nowhere over that utopian rainbow, out done by her own doing.
maverick muse on March 1, 2008 at 7:44 PM
Hey, things could be worse -
He could be a Scientologist (crosses fingers he’s not) or be stumping for Obama.
At this point, a Hollywood celeb that’s rooting for Hillary is ok in my book (you expect celebrities to be liberal, that’s all.)
(After checking Wikipedia…., I didn’t know he was that much of a womanizer… Wow)
kippras on March 1, 2008 at 7:47 PM
Every time I see Jack Nicholson, I think of the picture of him on his yacht showing off his DD man-boobs. Difficult to shake that image (and be glad that I can’t find it).
baldilocks on March 1, 2008 at 7:49 PM
If you ask any of the characters Nicholson played a question, their respective answers would be convincing.
If you ask Mrs. Clinton a question, her answer would light up any garden-variety BS Detector like the 4th of July.
perroviejo on March 1, 2008 at 8:11 PM
relax, Jack is backing a loser
I am always surprised when brilliant actors turn out to be teh stooopid
windansea on March 1, 2008 at 8:15 PM
I wonder how long it will be before someone does a YouTube parody of Jack as McMurphy and Hillary as Nurse Ratched sending him off to be lobotomized, while a voiceover announces He trusted in Hillary Clinton’s vision for universal healthcare, now he’s seen the error of his ways…
Lobotomized Jack: Oooobaaaaamaaaa! Ooooobaaaaaamaaaa!
piraticalbob on March 1, 2008 at 8:36 PM
piraticalbob on March 1, 2008 at 8:36 PM
That would be great! Funny as all-hell.
cjs1943 on March 1, 2008 at 8:56 PM
Aging, roguish womanizers not named Bill Clinton everywhere are insulted.
fourstringfuror on March 1, 2008 at 8:56 PM
I want him to hold it between his knees.
2Tru2Tru on March 1, 2008 at 9:10 PM
Jack’s a great actor.
That said, I wish he’d stay out of politics.
BowHuntingTexas on March 1, 2008 at 9:30 PM
“Every time I see Jack Nicholson, I think of the picture of him on his yacht showing off his DD man-boobs. Difficult to shake that image (and be glad that I can’t find it).”
Thanks for not sharing.
KennyR on March 1, 2008 at 9:53 PM
For a good time, watch this kid reenact the big scene from A Few Good Men in his parents’ basement.
VG
Voiceguy on March 1, 2008 at 9:55 PM
I like Jack,however I don’t think he can handle the truth,
oh wait,he said that in one of his movies!
canopfor on March 1, 2008 at 10:19 PM
At least Jack did not include a clip from one of his recently made, inane, light-hearted-romantic-comedy movies…no one needs to go there
HawaiiLwyr on March 1, 2008 at 11:06 PM
In the South of France, 70-years old ‘beauty’. Scroll down.
Entelechy on March 1, 2008 at 11:55 PM
What…no Melvin ” I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability” Udall quote?
The Ugly American on March 2, 2008 at 12:25 AM
Because ‘Women Need Us’? :-D
TeeDee on March 2, 2008 at 3:13 AM
Allah: “Exit question one: Who ever thought McMurphy would endorse Nurse Ratched, huh?”
Further proof that the world we once knew is now utterly topsy-turvy and a totally different natural order beyond our understanding seems to exist.
“It’s (American) life Jim, but not as we knew it.”
Shirotayama on March 2, 2008 at 6:55 AM
Forty seven million without insurance. I didn’t see where 20 million of those are illegal aliens. Pulling out of Iraq? She knows that ain’t happening no matter who wins the election. Jack Nicholson, I love his work, but no use crying over spilled actors…I suggest Jack read Jonah Goldberg’s new book “Liberal Fascism”.
adamsmith on March 2, 2008 at 8:40 AM
Make it Cathy Bell from JAG and then we’ll talk saluting.
rhodeymark on March 2, 2008 at 8:41 AM
I’ve long since accepted hollywood is liberal, you guys shouldn’t get so bent out of shape about it.
Jack just made one of the best celebrity endorsements of all time.
triple on March 2, 2008 at 9:20 AM
Jack gives new meaning to the words “overrated” and “irrelevant”.
Privatestock on March 2, 2008 at 11:05 AM
It was interesting that the clips from the various movies all featured characters who were to one degree or anohter unhinged.
JeffersonSmith on March 2, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Also one of the greatest U.S. actors ever. Whatever his politics are. These personal attacks are childish.
freevillage on March 2, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Ever since “The Two Jakes” it’s been downhill with Jack.
Bravo-Yankee Bravo-Yankee.
profitsbeard on March 2, 2008 at 9:28 PM
And I always thought Jack had pretty good taste in women…hard to believe he wants some o’that….NASTY!!
jimbo2008 on March 3, 2008 at 7:32 AM
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