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posted at 9:57 pm on March 1, 2008 by Allahpundit
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“Weather isn’t going to go away because of climate change.”
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Global cooling, global warming…all of which has apparently been happening for millions (billions?) of years. I’ve even heard arguements that suggest the earth is “cooling” BECAUSE of global warming. It all just makes my head hurt.
thedecider on March 1, 2008 at 10:01 PM
Yawn
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:03 PM
OK, so if it’s global cooling, there is “no way” to scientifically know it is occurring, but if it’s global warming, well then there is all that consensus and stuff. Got it.
Rational Thought on March 1, 2008 at 10:04 PM
NYT: what about a Juan McCain Lobbyist sex scandal or Paris Hilton update?
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Well, every 100,000 years has 90K years of ice age punctuated by about 10K years of warm spell. We are at the end of that warm spell. Chances are very good that we will slip into another ice age by the end of this millennium. We better have pumped that oil out of the North Slope by then because we won’t be getting any once the freeze starts.
crosspatch on March 1, 2008 at 10:06 PM
When climate change issues rest upon the credibility of the likes of Al Gore, our problem isn’t global warming . . . it’s utter insanity.
rplat on March 1, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Two years into a Democratic administration, and with international global warming tax programs firmly in place, this same story would have the same “Many scientists say…”
“…that the current anti-global warming programs we have in place appear to be working very well.”
Saltysam on March 1, 2008 at 10:09 PM
Does NAFTA produce “Climate Change”?
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Recover? Is the earth sick and the only way it is “better” is if the warming trend continues? Or is it that it makes the henny-penny human caused warming theorists feel better?
Hmmmm…
OldPhart on March 1, 2008 at 10:11 PM
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:06 PM
LOL (gut hurts)
Saltysam on March 1, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Real penguins rejoice.
Penguins in the picture are indignant.
Entelechy on March 1, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Oh for the love of God!
ThePrez on March 1, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Al Gore is really an emperor penguin in disguise. You can see it when he wears a tux. That’s why he’s so fixated on global warming. His real estate investments on the artic ice cap may disappear.
NNtrancer on March 1, 2008 at 10:21 PM
I don’t think I’m the only one who’s noticed the environazis have all but abandoned the term “global warming” and replaced it with “climate change.” I guess they got tired of looking like idiots everytime one of their meetings got cancelled due to heavy snow.
Problem is they are still idiots.
CurtZHP on March 1, 2008 at 10:22 PM
This man-made-global-warming argument is and always has been ludicrous…now they are ignoring evidence to the contrary…I wonder if their collective legs are tired from backpedalling away from reality?
HawaiiLwyr on March 1, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Please do remember to pray to “Gaia” for the salvation of our capitalistic/homophobe/sexist/racists/SUV driving /Facist Liberal sins.
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:26 PM
All these scientists make money only if there’s a crisis. They’re on the gov’t payroll, & doom-n-gloom means job security.
jgapinoy on March 1, 2008 at 10:27 PM
“Weather isn’t going to go away because of climate change.”
If climate did not change, there would be no weather.
But this stuff is way too simple for the pseudo-intellectuals. Is there a more complex way to say this so they would understand?
Saltysam on March 1, 2008 at 10:29 PM
This is what Mr. ManBearPig should receive…..
A legal summons for Fraud against the world.
Anyone else want to join a class action law suit?
Seven Percent Solution on March 1, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Gore is going to have to break out his flamethrower again.
bobthepeeler on March 1, 2008 at 10:30 PM
No matter how cold it gets, Global Warming is irrefutable.
- Baghdad Bob
Kini on March 1, 2008 at 10:31 PM
Hmm…link didn’t work: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/al_gore_caught_warming_globe_to
bobthepeeler on March 1, 2008 at 10:31 PM
Rule # 1. Everyone has an agenda or else they wouldn’t be doing it.
Hog Wild on March 1, 2008 at 10:31 PM
Everyone might get a kick out of this:
The more you know, the less you care.
Kini on March 1, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Is “Climate Change” like BO change?
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:39 PM
There is almost no better “greenhouse gas” than water vapor. The idea that CO2 was the primary cause for increased temperatures seemed utterly ridiculous to me since day one.
It would be too early to say the theory that global temperatures are primarily affected by changes in the sun, but it seems to sound so much like the right explanation to me.
So if we are entering into a global cooling period, is there any way we can reverse it? Perhaps I’m a but biased here, but being from Wisconsin, I was quite in favor of global warming. When my uber-liberal friends talked about the horrors of global warming, I replied that I was in favor of global warming. Cold temperatures kill more people than warm temperatures will.
BryanS on March 1, 2008 at 10:44 PM
I need to get this straight. We may have brutal, record setting cold for the next few decades, but don’t be fooled, because we really have global warming, we just won’t know it because of how freaking cold it is. Gotcha.
Sugar Land on March 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Nope, BO change absolute, climate is prognostication, thus a prediction. The common element is disastrous weather.
Kini on March 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM
This is priceless,now it’s cooling,the Global Warming
Enviromental wacko’s have been misled down the garden
path to the fumes coming up from the boiling pit of sewage!
That boiling pit of sewage,in case you don’t know is H!LL!
Now,what is Al Gore, creator of the internet,and claims
New York will be under water in less than 8 years,what
will be his grand stratagy be,to save those,who believe him!
Me thinks,Chicken little-Al Gore has a wrinkle in his plan,
sorta his plan has run amuck,maybe because of cooler
temperature the planet gets hotter,me thinks this is crazy,
but then,I’m not Al Gore!
canopfor on March 1, 2008 at 10:47 PM
GUYS. please go over this page, it is very well done
http://www.oism.org/pproject/s33p36.htm
blatantblue on March 1, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH.
Lee on March 1, 2008 at 10:50 PM
So to be clear:According to a host of climate experts, including some who question the extent and risks of global warming, it is mostly good old-fashioned weather.
As the hippy dippy weatherman used to say”day followed by night”.
raceroh on March 1, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Here’s another gem to read.
Kini on March 1, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Nice graph. Did they have “good” thermometers in the 1200’s or even the 1900’s? And where were the thermometers placed?
mred on March 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Look everyone. GW is great for America. Every American loves Apple Pie, yes? The more GW, the more Apple trees, yes?
Step 1: GW
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Apple Pie
Everyone wins.
Blarg the Destroyer on March 1, 2008 at 10:55 PM
We don’t want La Niña to embarrass El Niño supporters, do we?
Because if El Niño turns out to be a hox then those supporters of La Niña should get a Nobel prize and an Oscar, and the two should be revoked from the supporters of El Niño.
Some people say that -phenomenologically speaking- La Niña is related to El Niño. But that remains inconclusive.
The fact of the matter, if El Niño and La Niña stem from the same genealogical tree, then there should be no confusion as to whether Al Gore is the source of Hurricane Catherina and California fires.
The problem is: the scientists didn’t agree on the name of that new phenomenon. Some suggest “Al Gorio,” others “La Gorio.”
Do you see how changing a letter’s place in a world can cause icebergs to melt?
I personally would prefer: “A Gorio.”
It’s shorter, concise and to the point.
Now, please excuse me , I have to go.
I’m going to bed, I have to get up early.
I’ll marry a whale tomorrow.
Indy Conservative on March 1, 2008 at 10:56 PM
all we need to know is that when the worlds co2 production skyrocketed and began to increase fold after fold in the 50’s to late 70s, our arctic poles experienced COOLING.
blatantblue on March 1, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Climate Audit is interesting.
Beagle on March 1, 2008 at 10:57 PM
ice core samples are a good determinant of temperature in history.
also, the temperature scales in those graphs are from the 1800s onward.
blatantblue on March 1, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Fear not! Lord God Al will save us from global cooling..warming..cooling no warming… aw hell with it.
Speakup on March 1, 2008 at 11:01 PM
No its not, nor are upturns. Grow up, boy.
allrsn on March 1, 2008 at 11:11 PM
Weather isn’t going to go away because of climate change.”
If climate did not change, there would be no weather.
But this stuff is way too simple for the pseudo-intellectuals. Is there a more complex way to say this so they would understand?
Saltysam on March 1, 2008 at 10:29 PM
sure Climate is simply the avg weather over long periods of time. If you live in a place that is not too hot and not too cold with good rainfall you live in a temperate climate. Liberals were never smart enough in school to understand what avg means.
Metrology and climatolgy are not diffucult to understand was you understand the terms. For instance if someone says the Flood is a 500 year flood. Most people would assume that it happens only once in 500 years. This is not true. what a 500 year flood measn is that on AVERAGE a flood of that size will occur once every 500 years. And this is important when they say AVERAGE they are talking about geologic time (i.e millions/billions of years) This could mean that in back to back years you can have 500 year floods if during the next 998 years you never had one. Or you can have a period of decades of 500 floods and then periods of 1000’s of years without any.
the same is used to predict the weather. When the weather man says there is an 80% chance of rain on, what he is really saying is that in the past years (however many years we have detailed data for) when the conditions where the same has the present conditions it rained 80% of the time. Notice they are not forcasting what will happen tommorrow. They are saying that in the PAST it rained 80% of the time. they have no idea what it will do tommorrow. they only know what it did before. Thus they use backward looking data to predict future events. this is why they are wrong most of the time when you start talking longer than 4 or 5 days out because the varibles of the data are just too impossible to predict. therefore if they can not predict 5 days out with any kind of accuracy how can they predict what the AVERAGE wEATHER (i.e climate) will be years in the future. Hint: they can’t.
unseen on March 1, 2008 at 11:13 PM
Oh snap.
Blarg the Destroyer on March 1, 2008 at 11:13 PM
heh.
This reminds me of that time Gorebot had to stand in front of the press and defend that rapist guy… what.was.his.name?… hmmm. OH! Clinton, I think… yeah, Clinton. Anyway… save face save face save face. Love it!
Gartrip on March 1, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Are you suggesting he could not take the heat? FOFLOL! A gut buster
allrsn on March 1, 2008 at 11:29 PM
Runner-up for quote of the day, again courtesy of the liberal press:
“I expect about 80%” of the world’s population to be wiped out by 2100. Prophets have been foretelling Armageddon since time began. But this is the real thing.”
Lovelock is the modern day Nostradamus
Pax americana on March 1, 2008 at 11:40 PM
There is no Global Warming except Man-Made Global Warming and Al-Gore(low pressure be upon him) is its Profit !!!
As Gaia reveled to the Profit(lpbuh) and was recorded in the Holy Kyoto Protocols; There can be no significant downturns in the warming trend until all of man accepts the forecasts of the Profit(lpbuh) and he has established The Ecoliphate.
The Thermometers of Blasphemy must die !!!
elgeneralisimo on March 1, 2008 at 11:44 PM
All hail the moron!
MT on March 1, 2008 at 11:59 PM
How many goons are they going to send to take back Gore’s Nobel and Oscar?
Chuck Schick on March 2, 2008 at 12:01 AM
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
mojo on March 2, 2008 at 12:12 AM
“…one cannot look at any single year and know whether what one is seeing is the signal or the noise or both the signal and the noise…”
Of course, that never stopped anyone from mentioning
“Global Warming” whenever the tempature reaches 85
degrees F.
Fred 2 on March 2, 2008 at 12:19 AM
news flash: my butt produces weather change
custer on March 2, 2008 at 12:31 AM
These villains, and in particular the villain Kini and the villain Allahpundit, said they had struck down the doctrines of Global Warming with facts and figures to discredit Goracle the Oracle. Not only are they disappointed, I think they are hysterical.
We butchered the forces of the Global Warming deniers present on the internet. We have retaken the blogosphere! There are no Global Warming deniers there!
Global Warming deniers learned a lesson last night they will never forget. We slaughtered them and will continue to slaughter them.
There is no presence of Global Warming deniers in the scientific community.
The Global Warming deniers will be burnt. We are going to tackle them.
MB4 on March 2, 2008 at 12:33 AM
Are these the same morons who predicted that there’d be a record number of hurricanes in 2007?
redzap on March 2, 2008 at 12:39 AM
Able to guzzle more energy than dozens of normal men! Producing more hot air than a locomotive! Able to pile up carbon credits higher than a tall building in a single bound!!!
Look UP in the sky! It’s ChickenLittle! It’s FlyingSnakeOilSalesman! It’s the Sultan of Chad! It’s the Ayatollah of Heat! No, it’s CarbonMan in a private jet painted green! And now following in the tradition of other great men such as Jimmy Carter and Yasir Arafat, he is the proud recipient of a Nobel Prize!!!
CarbonMan, strange visitor from an alternate reality who came to Earth with claims and scary predictions far beyond those of mortal men, disguised as Fat Albert, and now joined by other members of the Royal GreenLeague such as BioFuelHummerMan, EcoCleaningWoman and SurgeMan, they all fight a never ending battle for Science-fiction, hypocrisy and the Hollywood way!
MB4 on March 2, 2008 at 12:44 AM
Interesting that the Earth possibly warming .5 to 1 degree over the next 50 to 100 years is an emergency that requires immediate action and a global redistribution of wealth, but when the Earth cools .65C ~ .75C in one year, that’s “not very unusual”.
RJL on March 2, 2008 at 12:47 AM
Ok, can someone ask Presidential Candidate McCain if we still need a 50 cent gas tax to combat global warming?
gekkobear on March 2, 2008 at 12:58 AM
Why yes, just as they did in 2006!
drunyan8315 on March 2, 2008 at 1:02 AM
Geez, wouldn’t you know it. It’s cooling off right after I bought all those carbon credits.
Trainwreck on March 2, 2008 at 1:09 AM
You are my eco-bio-friendly HERO!!!!
Kini on March 2, 2008 at 1:09 AM
Hmmm… I wonder if these people would happen to know where I can buy carbon credits. Probably not. I mean, why would they? There’s no connection there!
redzap on March 2, 2008 at 1:14 AM
How can you ignore the empirical data?!Don’t bother looking at that empirical data!
Jaibones on March 2, 2008 at 1:24 AM
Global warming might kill me, this I know,
Though my thermostat is turned down, oh so low.
Though my lights are all set on dim,
Still Al bids me to scrimp more for him.
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.
Though my Honda is oh, so slow,
With my brain in his hands I’ll go.
On through life, let come to me what may,
He’ll be fling in a private jet going his own way.
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.
Though I am no longer young,
I have learned so much which He’s begun.
Let me live in a cave like my ancestors did for the Oracle with a
smile,
Go with him the extra carbon credit pile.
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.
When the days are hot and long,
In my hand He puts a bong.
Telling me in words so clear,
“Have no fear, I am the Oracle and I am near.”
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.
When his work in America is done,
And his bank accounts weigh a ton.
He will take my roof above,
Then I’ll understand all about his love.
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.
I praise the Goracle, does he know?
Have I ever told Him so?
The Goracle loves to hear me say,
That I will buy his carbon credits every day.
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.
MB4 on March 2, 2008 at 1:38 AM
Between both realities the truth lies somewhere in between.
But then again, I have trouble distinguishing between the Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits.
Kini on March 2, 2008 at 1:42 AM
The Goracle flings Poo
Kini on March 2, 2008 at 1:43 AM
And the High Goracle spoke all these words, saying: I am the Goracle your Oracle.
ONE: You shall have no other Oracles before Me.
TWO: You shall not make for yourself any carbon images–any likeness of anything carbon that is in heaven above, or of anything carbon that is in the earth beneath, or anything carbon that is in the water under the earth.
THREE: You shall not ever take the name of the Goracle your Oracle in vain.
FOUR: Remember My birthday, and keep it carbon free unless you have credits that you bought from Me.
FIVE: Honor Me instead of your father and your mother especially if they don’t believe in global warming.
SIX: You shall not ever malign Me or else you be apostates.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery with My wife, but I can with your wife or your daughters.
EIGHT: You shall not ever steal My carbon credits.
NINE: You shall not raise any challenges to the most holy doctrine of global warming.
TEN: You shall not covet any of My mansions; you shall not covet My private jets, nor My SUV’s, nor My pizza, nor My Krispe Kreame dounuts, nor My Biggie Fries, nor My hot fudge sundaes.
MB4 on March 2, 2008 at 1:50 AM
Would you mind terribly if I lift your comments into a song?
I’ll credit you!
Kini on March 2, 2008 at 1:54 AM
They’re yours.
MB4 on March 2, 2008 at 2:00 AM
MY HERO!!!! {sigh}
Kini on March 2, 2008 at 2:02 AM
In an attempt to be proactive, the UN as renamed their Global Warming Commission to the Global Warming/Cooling Commission, or the HVAC Commission.
evenkeel on March 2, 2008 at 2:34 AM
George Carlin, as “Al Sleet, the hippy-dippy weatherman”, said it best (and more accurately than the Goracle) with his long range weather forecast:
“It’s going to getting steadily warmer for a while, then it will get pretty hot, then it will cool down for a period, then it will get really cold, and then it will start to get warmer again …”
fred5678 on March 2, 2008 at 2:46 AM
The only thing you need to know about liberals is that on any issue, global warming, the economy, the war, feminism, whatever, they think Karl Marx meant well. That’s all you need to know.
Halley on March 2, 2008 at 2:46 AM
Olive trees were growing in Germany in the middle ages. I guess that they stopped growing there because of the global cooling, uh climate change, or was it…..
Johan Klaus on March 2, 2008 at 2:51 AM
I am so tired of these morons. They careen from one imagined crisis to the next, all the while pounding their chests to the beat of their own imagined importance.
Montana on March 2, 2008 at 3:52 AM
But warming isn’t part of weather?
What the scientists really need to be studying is why there are so many sociopaths in the world today who can find ways to justify anything. My guess would be post modernism and the demonization of traditional conservative values.
But my opinion isn’t worth much because I’m not a career politician who grew up the son of a career politician in luxory hotels who flunked out of two colleges for being really really dumb and recently won the nobel prize for his efforts to destroy the American economy and the American family with it.
peacenprosperity on March 2, 2008 at 6:54 AM
We won’t have to, because Russia will have pumped it all out. They are preparing to drilling off the coast of Alaska while our idiotic and irresponsible leaders pretend not to notice because that’s the pc way.
JustTruth101 on March 2, 2008 at 8:14 AM
Goreable Warning! Remember, this is the visionary genius who invented the Internet. (ARPANET was a GOP hoax.)
saved on March 2, 2008 at 8:17 AM
“Yay verily, and snoweth the warm snow upon thee, that thy carbon spewing sin might be loosened upon thy shameful noggin”
Goracle, Epistle to the Middle Class 45:1023-1024
Hening on March 2, 2008 at 8:22 AM
An 80% chance of rain means there are five weathermen in the room, and four of them think it’s going to rain.
Squiggy on March 2, 2008 at 8:50 AM
The preponderance of the evidence is that these “experts” are damned fools.
Time for him to admit the error of his ways on that issue and ANWR.
Buy Danish on March 2, 2008 at 9:08 AM
I’m crying here. Because it’s funny, yes. But also so, SO sad…because it’s true.
tree hugging sister on March 2, 2008 at 9:12 AM
Is it just me, or is this ’science’ eerily similar to the evolution ’science’? They just make up a narrative in their head and use statistics they claim to be ‘facts’ to justify their narrative.
They have no science backing any of this. This is just a made up story so that researchers can get more government grants. Weather people should just say whether or not it will rain tomorrow, and if the roads are going to be icy, and what the visibility will be. Until they get that right, they have no business talking about what may or may not happen in 100 years and why.
ThackerAgency on March 2, 2008 at 9:28 AM
Al Gore = the new Trofin Lysenko
Lysenko politicized his science in the service of Stalin’s Russia. Criticism of Lysenkoism was outlawed, crippling Russia’s economy for over 20 years.
petefrt on March 2, 2008 at 9:32 AM
OK, was just looking at the “adjustment” data…
You mean that all this weather data is ADJUSTED??? A lot of it UP???
Wow, are there no stinkin scientists out there? Or are they just not being heard?
Romeo13 on March 2, 2008 at 11:44 AM
“Global warming”. “Climate change”. These nuts will bend this any way they want, and still call it a matter of life and death. Don’t you realize that there is a “CONSENSUS”. I was around when Dr. Jonas Salk came on the medical scene with the SALK VACCINE for POLIO. Do you know there was not a scientific consensus at that time. When there is a “CONSENSUS” there is no science.
pueblo1032 on March 2, 2008 at 12:10 PM
I really love how the rhetoric changes from “Global Warming” to “Climate Change”. Well, you know that in a dynamic system, by definition it is always changing. Thus, the alarmists can *never* be wrong. :D
No matter what happens, the Goracle will never get any of the blame when the world doesn’t flood. By the time that the world realizes that the climate is not changing *due to man*, the “Warmists” will have already concluded that all of their good work and insistence on vast resources being expended is the cause for the catastrophe being adverted. They will never admit that they were wrong, nor that what they did was detrimental in any fashion to humanity.
Knowing loons like I do, I’m betting that some truther-biologist will take it upon him/herself to develop a type of fast growing and resistant algae that they claim will help provide a carbon-sink for the carbon emissions of humanity, if utilized by enough countries. Over a short period of time, countries all over the world will adopt the process of introducing the algae into their ocean territories, the US will cave into world pressure (because a Democrat will be president, most likely) and do the same. It will be too late before we realize that the algae has no natural enemies and starts infiltrating water ways and clean water supplies. Soon, it will blanket the earth, with dredging operations proving to be futile, marine life will soon perish from lack of light and food sources, and our clean water supply will become perilously low. Water reclamation efforts will be too slow and costly, and eventually the human race will suffer greatly for the acts of one group of idiots that decided they knew best…..
The theme was very popular in the 1950s, mankind’s dalliances in nature having disastrous results.
Geministorm on March 2, 2008 at 12:53 PM
The fallacy is that there has ever been climate stasis. The Earth’s climate and the Earth itself are in a constant state of change. Seas rise and fall, coastlines and rivers change, nothing remains the same in the long term. The odds are that no matter where you live, at one time, it was under the ocean. And guess what? Someday, it will be again. Probably not in your lifetime, but eventually. The notion that we can control the world’s temperature and keep the polar ice from melting or advancing as glaciers is ludicrous. The Earth will do as it pleases; we are all just fleas on a really big dog, in the grand scheme of things.
ClydeS on March 2, 2008 at 3:11 PM
But according to gorebot theory, it really isn’t a dynamic system.
If they are to claim even a moment’s worth of cooling, they should have to account for the lost heat energy. They factor incoming heat ( sun ) as a constant and the greenhouse effect always increasing and therefore trapping more and more of that solar radiation which can only mean an always increasing amount of heat in the system.
It’s because of this problem that they invented la nina a few years ago. They claim that this invisible thing in the Pacific Ocean is the only thing in the universe that can destroy energy. Everywhere else in the universe such a thing is impossible because the law of conservation is in effect.
Buddahpundit on March 2, 2008 at 3:12 PM
Heh, that reminds me of this quote from My Cousin Vinny
I work in “weather”, so I know that until someone can accurately predict next month’s weather in my state, I’ll just laugh at the imbeciles that “think” (that’s a stretch) that they can predict the earth’s temperature in a couple of decades with any degree of accuracy…
Geministorm on March 2, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Vote for me, do what I say, and send me all your money or your children will
fryfreeze, the polar bears willdrownnot be able to find any water, and the sun willfry you to a crispgo out and you’ll freeze.Ozone is
badgood…forget ozone. Carbon Dioxide is apoisonessential gas. Pay no attention to those clouds…WE control the weather!!!(March 1 version…)
…and would you be interested in owning the Brooklyn Bridge?
landlines on March 2, 2008 at 5:22 PM
What ended the Ice Age?
Akzed on March 2, 2008 at 6:01 PM
The gas emitted by meat-eating humans. ;)
Geministorm on March 2, 2008 at 7:01 PM
Another GREAT Goreism! teehee! Almost as good as his creation of the internet.
I say FOLLOW THE MONEY!! Gore wants everyone to invest in his carbon footprint offset risky scheme: that’s what his manmade global warming scam is all about. He is THE MOST TRANSPARENT FLIMFLAM, SCAMING CONARTIST I have EVER seen.
jimbo2008 on March 2, 2008 at 7:30 PM
Burritos
Kini on March 2, 2008 at 8:49 PM
According to Algore it was that infernal, internal combustion engine. Humans are diabolical, aren’t we.
jimbo2008 on March 2, 2008 at 9:38 PM
Naw, Naw, Naw! You got it all wrong! This is how it happened, by Al gore:
Back in the late Pliestocene epoch of the Quaternary period of the Cenozoic era a man named OOG invented the wheel. He was rolling it around one day when his first cousin AAAK said, “Hey OOG, let’s build a motor for this wheel!” Hence the infernal, internal combustion engine was born, thanks to a couple of knuckle-dragging rednecks! (To this day, there are still parts to a Mustang GT in their front yard!)
jimbo2008 on March 2, 2008 at 9:51 PM