Archives: February, 2008

“…not a deterrent factor, but rather an inducement…”

“[S]tock up on fur coats.”

“He’s on the Fox.”

When 66% of the people say you’re drunk …

Change you can cross your fingers and pray for.

“Geraldine, are you playing the race card?”

Or, how I learned to stop believing in democracy and love the Establishment.

“What we heard last night was the timidity of despair.”

You just can’t manufacture authenticity these days.

Messianic.

Denounces and rejects!

Zohan would have moved it — with his teeth.

Athwart history.

Ain’t going to be no rematch.

Imagine what a balanced sample might show!

“His people told me to give the faithful red meat. Give them red, raw meat.”

Talking the talk, not walking the walk.

The children’s hour.

Plus Hollywood’s pro-Qaeda ribbons.

Reformation?

“I can’t get it together by then.”

“Maybe we should ask Barack if he’s comfortable and needs another pillow.”

Do it.

Dude.

Is there another Barack Obama that confuses people?

Okay, bye.

“Maybe what we do is we ban glitter for anyone over … 12?”

Mon dieu.

Sorry.

Just win, baby.