Oh come on Harry. Can’t you see all the Terrorists sitting and bobbing their heads singing “Lime in the Coconut” after their sessions?

Snake307 on February 28, 2008 at 2:03 PM

OK, OK…Possibly. I’m thinking, “Don’t worry…Be Happy” bobbing up and down of course.

However, Mr. Cat brought up the National Anthem.

I’m thinking Roseann Barr or the woman who sang the National Anthem when Barack had his hand at the side.

Let the Eagle Soar by John Ashcroft. That’d drive a yellow-ribbon “W ’04″ sticker sporting SUV driver to commit an act of terrorism. Even better if you hear “from rocky coast” as “from Iraqi coast,” heh.

- The Cat

That’ll put waterboarding to shame!!!!

THOUSANDS of little American boys play that song on Guitar Hero every day, you frickin’ wussies!

Needs more Tay Zonday.

Rip Ford on February 28, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Alright, now you’re just being sadistic!

Seriously, having to listen to 0.2 seconds of Yoko Ono would have me confessing to things that happened before I was born.

CurtZHP on February 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM

I completely agree, but as an additional motivation for the jihadi’s to provid intel they should include a poster sized picture of Yoko’s face…if that don’t do the trick I’m not sure what will!

When that anti-war album comes out they should put that on a constant loop for the prisoners at Gitmo. It would be funny to use their own music to torture the terrorists.

Erockk on February 28, 2008 at 10:14 AM

Great idea, I love the irony and the fact it would finally make them “useful tools” for a change!!

How about a continuous loop of Dan Fogelberg, my girlfriend loves his music, I leave the house when she plays his CD’s!

Having to listen to him constantly would make give up any and all intel that’s if I hadn’t stabbed sharpened pencil into my ears before that!

— That Aussie group, Midnight Oil, singing “How Do We Sleep While Our Beds are Burning”

LMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td1ZLqrEpXI

Out where the river broke
The bloodwood and the desert oak
Holden wrecks and boiling diesels
Steam in forty five degrees

Now thats one creepy dude..

This is the song that will drive you insane, yes it will grow inside your brain, you heard somebody singing it not knowing what it was, now you continue singing it forever just because this is the song that will drive you insane, yes it will grow inside your brain, you heard somebody singing it not knowing what it was, now you continue singing it forever just because this is the song that will drive you insane, yes it will grow inside your brain, you heard somebody singing it not knowing what it was, now you continue singing it forever just because this is the song that will drive you insane…

Two words: Safety Dance.

Ha! I had a college roommate that listened to that incessantly. So does that mean *I* can call it ‘torture’ and get a big fat settlement from the state University system???
Here’s a link for the young’uns…

Girls just want to have fun by Cindy Lauper

McArthur Park, just to confuse the hell out of them

Any King Crimson improv or Thrak Attack

Robert Fripp soundscapes will have them begging the guards to stop it.

Love Beach by Emerson Lake & Palmer (winner of the most wretched album by one of the greatest groups ever.)

Just as cringe-worthy, mind you, but more creative.

Great job!

The great irony being, of course, that the jihadists don’t like your music, Mr. Western Rock Star. No long hair, no tattoos.

In AmeriKKKa you have a multinational corporation paying you to rage against “the machine,” but you’d be jailed in Iran.

And that Dope song is pretty catchy! Die MF Die MF Die!!