The moderator asks Sen Clinton a good question, to which Clinton does her cackle laugh. She gives her cackle but then abruptly stops in a straight face. Sen Clinton proceeds to scan to the left and right of the stage, then up and down. She leans forward on her podium towards the moderator and says “I’ll be back.” After saying this, she walks off stage.

There is a long moment of silence as everybody is wondering what the heck just happened. Then there is the sound of a car starting, its engine rev’ing, then the squealing of tires. In the next moment, an old Ford POS barrels out from where Sen Clinton had left. At a blinding speed, the Ford smashes over both podiums, including Sen Obama, killing him instantly, before smashing to a stop by hitting some of the stage’s supports. Everyone is completely shocked at the event, unable to move from witnessing such a horrible murder. At the same time, the millions watching freeze whatever they’re doing and stare at the TV, waiting in anticipation at what will transpire next. Everyone stares in wide-eyed amazement as the driver door opens and Sen Hillary Clinton steps out.

With utmost precision, Sen Clinton finishes getting out of the car and walks around to the front of the stage. The only sound you can hear in the room is Hillary walking over some broken wood and other debris on the floor of the stage. She stares directly into the camera, glowing red eyes burn bright as she speaks in a monotonous tone:

“I am Skynet!”

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And now you know why we haven’t had a war with machines yet, they’re waiting for their leader to attain power!

If she can’t steal it, then she’ll have to be Obama’s VP candidate. Nightmare.

How nasty does she get tonight?

LOL. Can’t wait to find out. It’ll be like the last night of American Idol except the last two contestants are in a death cage. With knives.

Let’s see…….

Popcorn, check.
6 pack, check.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

Remember, she’s pitching herself as the candidate whose well-honed managerial expertise he can’t hope to replicate

i got it! haha.

She’s going to be 61 on Oct. 26, 2008.

Entelechy on February 21, 2008 at 5:15 PM

That long huh?

Did the NYtimes release the bimbos on McCain to shore up votes for Hillary in the primary?

bloggless on February 21, 2008 at 4:56 PM

Maybe this was an attempt to help her with independents and moderate liberals. The ones that don’t want to run from Iraq on January 20,2009.

If so, we will hear those kinds of ideas expressed in tonights debate.

The Truth About The NYT Story

Not to be impolitic, but does it depend what time of the month or is she past that…

benrand on February 21, 2008 at 4:54 PM

She’s going to be 61 on Oct. 26, 2008.

As to why Mrs. Clinton would stick with the same game plan so long past the pull date, you have to remember the tremendous need the Clintons have to always be loved and always be right. To deviate from their strategy would mean that they would have to admit that they were wrong, and that furthermore, their previous success might not have been a result of great strategy and masterful political skill, but rather because of luck combined with a weak opponent and Perot siphoning off 19% of the vote.

Mrs. Clinton would rather lose than face the fact that maybe she and Bill are just not so loved and brilliant as they have been telling themselves they are all these years.

If she’s really lucky, Obama will say “hard work” more than once in a short period of time, and she will accuse him of sounding like Bush.

ihasurnominashun on February 21, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Thanks for validating one of my professions (copywriter).

“OK; I did it. I went to the poll and cast my vote for the Hildebeast; I now have my causus card in my wallet for March 4th. A squadron of pigs flew in formation overhead, as Satan’s ice hockey team lined to vote behind me. My stomach hasn’t felt like this since I accompanied my coroner Dad to a suicide scene after a steak dinner where the guy used both barrels of a shotgun on his head.”

ANYTHING to muck up the Dems this year.

Or would you prefer to watch Obama start his internship as POTUS by trying to figure out how to deal with the aftermath of the Israelis taking care of this little problem between the election and Bush leaving the White House?

Yes, yes, and yes plus nastier cackles.

Brat on February 21, 2008 at 4:41 PM

That cracked me up…Vote the New Improved HRC…now with nastier cackles!

How nasty does she get tonight?

If she doesn’t blast him with both barrels, it means she’s already conceded defeat.

How nasty does she get tonight? Same old “experience” crap or is it Rezko/plagiarism/your-wife-hates-America time?

Considering: A) She’s a Clinton, B) She’s planned this for her entire political life, I don’t see her going down easily and conceding to Obama. I can see her getting nasty in the coming days, using whatever necessary.

It won’t work, of course.

How nasty does she get tonight? Same old “experience” crap or is it Rezko/plagiarism/your-wife-hates-America time?

Yes, yes, and yes plus nastier cackles.

How nasty does she get tonight?

Might as well fire all barrels.
Could Obama get a sympathy vote?