Bride of Messiah: Every woman I know is struggling to keep her head above water
posted at 6:10 pm on February 21, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Really? I know several who are doing pretty well. Who’d have guessed that the circles I move in are more comfortable than a would-be First Lady’s?
I have to say that my life now is not really that much different from many of yours. I wake up every morning wondering how on earth I am going to pull off that next minor miracle to get through the day. I know that everybody in this room is going through this. That is the dilemma women face today. Every woman that I know, regardless of race, education, income, background, political affiliation, is struggling to keep her head above water.
We need to stop scrutinizing her speeches so closely. It’s obvious by now that she doesn’t particularly care what she says so long as the basic message is conveyed. It’s the same watery leftist pap peddled by the Godhead himself; he simply pays closer attention to the actual verbiage than she does. Here’s every Michelle Obama speech from now until November in three sentences: Everything in America is wrong. Only Barack can fix it. Vote and be healed. The rest of it, all the absurd “dystopian populist” excesses beyond that, as Geraghty puts it: Just words.
Exit question: How does Oprah manage on a billion dollars a year?

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I was just going to use Oprah as an example, you beat me to it. :)
ThePrez on February 21, 2008 at 6:15 PM
She needs to get out more.
DAT60A3 on February 21, 2008 at 6:15 PM
Obviously, the woman doesn’t know her credit card limit.
Kini on February 21, 2008 at 6:15 PM
Beer run.
Limerick on February 21, 2008 at 6:17 PM
She really meant to say that every woman is “struggling” in the political sense–you know, in the context of struggling to keep our heads above water until the soul-fixing Obamessiah walks on water and extends his hallowed hand to save our corporeal and spiritual selves from drowning.
So stop twisting her words!
Michelle on February 21, 2008 at 6:17 PM
This woman is off her toot.
MB4 on February 21, 2008 at 6:18 PM
I agree with Mrs. Hussein.
Oprah seems to be having a really hard time with her multi-millions of dollars and adoring fans.
bigred on February 21, 2008 at 6:19 PM
Help! I’m a highly educated, attractive and well to do african-american woman dangling on the precipice of being the first lady.
How ever do I cope?
Calgon …
yo on February 21, 2008 at 6:19 PM
A year? She may clear that a quarter by now.
Number 2 on February 21, 2008 at 6:19 PM
I make less than a thousand dollars a month, and wake up thanking God for my blessings every day. He “gets me through” each day. Barack Obama couldn’t do squat for me, even if I let him.
tikvah on February 21, 2008 at 6:19 PM
Make that a bazillion.
It’s obvious that B. Hussein Obama’s wife LOVES da victim card. From her race to her gender, da man is keepin’ her down.
malan89 on February 21, 2008 at 6:19 PM
Im going to puke!
dmann on February 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Ah yes Michelle . . . it must be a real struggle to live in that 1.6 million dollar house and to make ends meet on that tight income budget of 1/2 million a year.
Is this woman real or does she run on batteries.
rplat on February 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Any one else notice how dismal the world is and is going to be in Michelle Obama’s world. She and Barry must have great dinner time conversations. Keep talking, lady, give the Conservatives all the help you can by opening up that yap.
MNDavenotPC on February 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Not to be a defender of Michelle Obama, but I wonder if she’s talking about the busyness of the life of a mother (especially one with a couple of kids) vs. income issues. I know I feel overwhelmed at the amount of stuff I have to do as a mother of 4 kids and a very wonderful husband, but that has nothing to do with our level of income. I guess I just don’t have a national platform to complain, and I certainly don’t expect Barak Obama to be able to do anything about it. Is he planning on sending laundry fairies or something? Oh well, even if he did, my hubby’s paycheck would no longer exist.
Oh, and I would trade these crazy kids for anything (even a pristinely clean house). :)
acleaver on February 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Is “He” refering to that guy “God” we used to worship, or his holiness B. Hussein Obama?
malan89 on February 21, 2008 at 6:21 PM
She’s becoming as good a liar as Bill Clinton! If you’re the RNC, you just can’t produce this kind of commercial!
SouthernGent on February 21, 2008 at 6:22 PM
Good Times
Any time you meet a payment
Good Times
Any time you need a friend
Good Times
Any time you’re out from under
Not gettin’ hassled, not gettin’ hustled
Keepin’ your head above water
Makin’ a wave when you can
Temporary lay-offs
Good Times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good Times
Scratchin’ and survivin’
Good Times
Hangin’ in a jury
Good Times
Aint we lucky we got ‘em
Good Times
That’s where she plagiarized that line from.
TheSitRep on February 21, 2008 at 6:23 PM
She’s also almost as pessimistic about life in America as Silky Pony!
acleaver on February 21, 2008 at 6:23 PM
Michelle Obama makes me think of the fairy tale about the princess who could feel a pea under 40 mattresses.
MB4 on February 21, 2008 at 6:24 PM
Michelle and her sistas, doin’ the doggie paddle in the polluted stream of life that is, America.
fogw on February 21, 2008 at 6:25 PM
Sherry Palmer does it again.
thirteen28 on February 21, 2008 at 6:25 PM
Whew!!!!!!…glad I reread your post MB4. I thought you said something else.
Limerick on February 21, 2008 at 6:26 PM
who can really know oprah, though?
its vintage duh on February 21, 2008 at 6:26 PM
Barak needs to put a muzzle on this dog before she bites his campaign in the butt.
His attraction is loftiness. She undermines it every time she opens her mouth.
petefrt on February 21, 2008 at 6:26 PM
Ungrateful, Miserable, anti-American beeotch!
Guardian on February 21, 2008 at 6:26 PM
Great analogy!
4shoes on February 21, 2008 at 6:27 PM
I had to read that twice. At first I thought it said, “I don’t know anybody who voted for Nixon.”
But really, when you boil things down, both phrases make the same general point.
scatbug on February 21, 2008 at 6:27 PM
No, no, we don’t know each other, but +1 on the “doing pretty well”, without Mr. Obama.
M. Obama doesn’t speak for me, no way! Plus, I love the way I earn my money, with no favoritism of any kind. And, yes, I’m a woman, not a victimized, nor a privileged one.
Entelechy on February 21, 2008 at 6:28 PM
lol, nice catch.
p0s3r on February 21, 2008 at 6:28 PM
Lim meekly raises his hand and backs toward the door.
Limerick on February 21, 2008 at 6:29 PM
I see your post, and raise you this
yo on February 21, 2008 at 6:29 PM
With the small exception that my husband is a millionaire Chicago Democrat who may be the next President of the United States, of course.
amerpundit on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Okay, okay, I know this is a stretch. But do you think waaay deep down in their stomach, more than a few Dims are beginning to think, “Oh crap. What are we doing here?”
Go Michelle O’ Go! Rant and rave you disgruntled, empowering bride of the messiah you!!!
Sugar Land on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
forget oprah, or even the obamas, most people (and yeah, i consider myself, good old regular folk, so to speak) i know have pretty good lives – remarkably good, in fact. the numbers say we have never been better off as a society in every way (unemployment is low, income levels are high, ineterest rates are low, science, technology, life spans, etc.). i remember a friend in san diego who was a transplanted new york liberal who always talked about how tough it was because of bush. here was a person who owned a high priced condominium, a fancy car, a rather large stock portfolio given his age and position, and every advantage and opportunity he could want, and he was whining about his ’struggles’. it is just a mindset that liberals have and it is why they are liberals in the first place, depsite the massive evidence that their policies are truly harmful and hurtful to everybody, probably especially the little guy. it is why they keep africa in poverty and much of the world in virtual chains for their own emotional needs.
basically, if they are liberals, they have good lives, yet are miserable anyway. if they are more conservative (or sensible), even if they have struggles, they more or less go about their own business. but liberals need to feel good, which only comes from the right words. truth and consequences be damned.
i will never forget a professor i was talking to at a lunch in upstate new york who told the story of explaining to her son why all the farmers in those areas were republicans when it was ‘obviously in their interests to be democrats’ and she explained that it was because they all were hoping that they would be rich too someday (i think she used the lottery as the means). that statement blew me away. it is unfathomable to these liberals that some people just want to live their own lives in peace and are not hell bent on controlling everything and everybody for their own selfish, momentary benefit. of course, i didn’t expect this highly educated business school professor to understand that, in fact, not controlling everything was in these ‘poor farmers’ economic interests, anyway. but i wouldn’t expect someone of her knowledge and education (both, presumably immense) to understand that anyway, giving she wouldn’t feel good about it.
truecon on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Great, now they are ripping off the Stones:
TheBigOldDog on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
I think she really means it. One of the hallmakes of leftist thinking is an obsession with how difficult the small matters of life sometimes are. Yes, we all face hassles on a daily basis, but some people tend to think that not living a carefree life is a signal of something wrong with the structure of society, which then must be changed. Michelle Obama may act the part of the “strong woman” but her whining actually makes her look very weak.
Big S on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Well that too. :)
MB4 on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
This woman is a moron — like her life is so terrible.
Hey Michelle — STFU.
D2Boston on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Yea except for Princeton/Harvard education, running around the country feeling my pain, staying in first class hotels, having ss protection, your life seems just like mine
mred on February 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
He, referring to the person I had just mentioned, not the one I was about to mention.
For the record, this woman is really starting to get on my nerves. Something’s gotta break Obama’s momentum. I can’t take 4 years of her yap.
tikvah on February 21, 2008 at 6:32 PM
How many women does she know? Good grief, what the heck is she talking about? Gee, can’t wait for the MSM to interpret this one for me.
4shoes on February 21, 2008 at 6:33 PM
I guess she doesn’t watch Oprah. I believe Oprah covered this topic several years ago. Or perhaps Michelle could find her answer in one of Oprah’s book club choices. Then again, maybe she should turn Oprah off and slowly back away from the tv.
moonsbreath on February 21, 2008 at 6:33 PM
Shhhhhh…. she may be our best weapon yet.
Kini on February 21, 2008 at 6:35 PM
She’s right. Lindsey, Brit, Paris, they struggle to figure it out every single day.
Limerick on February 21, 2008 at 6:35 PM
It’s trippy reading comments like this on HotAir. Might we all agree to refer to her as Michelle Obama or Mrs. Obama to avoid sullying the name of the Original Michelle?
tikvah on February 21, 2008 at 6:36 PM
How about MoBama
Limerick on February 21, 2008 at 6:37 PM
I think she wishes she was born a man.
moonsbreath on February 21, 2008 at 6:38 PM
Don’t sell her short. Back here in Illinois, we know she’s the real brains in the family. They are the new Clintons. She’ll have her turn later!
driller on February 21, 2008 at 6:38 PM
Surely your husband can perform all the miracles you need, honey chile.
Seriously – if he can’t help you, how the hell is he going to fulfill the audacious hopes and needs of tens of millions of desperate Americans for whom he is the Messiah?
Buy Danish on February 21, 2008 at 6:40 PM
Maybe you should consider the company you keep.
Kini on February 21, 2008 at 6:42 PM
Oh come on,a BILLION dollars doesn’t go as far as it use
to,and me thinks keeping your head above water is just
knocking waterboarding,pa-lease!(snark)!
canopfor on February 21, 2008 at 6:43 PM
And they always try to establish their blue collar street cred. I went out a few times with a guy who had a BA, MA, and PhD from Harvard, his parents were well off, he was an asst prof at Berkeley, but he was a Marxist (of course!) and considered the part-time job he had at a cannery one summer in his youth sufficient to establish is working class bonafides. Fricking jackass.
Bad Penny on February 21, 2008 at 6:44 PM
I keep on seeing this ad
here in Texas. It’s basically saying vote for Barack and all will be fixed.
terryannonline on February 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM
I think I mentioned somewhere that these two were going to be fun to watch. Was I right or what? The woman is a hoot.
UnEasyRider on February 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM
yeh, it must be hard living on lawyer and senator money…poor things. They don’t have it as good as us teachers, what with our $40K a year. Seriously, how mentally week and/or unstable is she that she cannot cope?! Are you %&@#ing kidding me?! She needs to get a grip. What is even more unbelievable, scary, pitiful, etc., is the fact that people believe her bullshit. She needs to go cry herself to sleep on a big pile of money!
clawjockey on February 21, 2008 at 6:46 PM
The strange thing is not she saying things like these, but those who believe them, including the leftie intelligentsia. Without misery, real or perceived, they really have no reson d’etre.
Entelechy on February 21, 2008 at 6:46 PM
.
Mary Jo didn’t make it.
So why do you multimillionaires keep taking money from these poor women in the form of campaign donations?
News2Use on February 21, 2008 at 6:47 PM
Is Michelle running for Whiner-in-Chief?
Maybe she’s just trying to convince the world everything is so terrible here to reduce the illegal immigration problem?
michaelo on February 21, 2008 at 6:49 PM
No,No, we don’t know each other,but…
Entelechy on February 21,2008 at 6:28PM.
Entelechy:You go girl,hey Michelle Obama sounds
like she’s stuck in Bangledesh,doing
dishes in a one star restaurant!
canopfor on February 21, 2008 at 6:54 PM
Fixed it.
Hammie on February 21, 2008 at 6:58 PM
I read the whole article, this was just a clip here. I am not defending the woman by no means. The article was referring to being a mom and chores, etc.
Of course, people with money can have things at their disposal, such as chefs, nannies, etc., etc.,.
She is not, like Oprah, one of us common folk for sure, she just like Hillary and all politicians want you to believe they feel your pain. Oh brother…I know.
Conservatives R Us on February 21, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Thanks for that – I guess. Freaky and preposterous.
Buy Danish on February 21, 2008 at 7:00 PM
omg, whata bunch of horse crap.
trailortrash on February 21, 2008 at 7:05 PM
I just went there and noticed it was all 17 and 18 yr olds basically. I can understand that, but adults voting for him??? It is unbelievable to me.
Conservatives R Us on February 21, 2008 at 7:10 PM
Personally, I struggle to keep my head above bullsh*t like this.
The Ugly American on February 21, 2008 at 7:10 PM
She’s just a modern day Job….
rw on February 21, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Exit question: Does Barry O dump her ungrateful ass after she blows the election for him and snap up one of those fainting hotties?
JammieWearingFool on February 21, 2008 at 7:18 PM
Guess I’m just another example of the angry white male establishment since I don’t need Oprah-level income to get by.
And AP, was that pic photoshopped? I mean, is her arm really that long? Looks like she could tie her shoes without bending over!
innominatus on February 21, 2008 at 7:19 PM
I haven’t seen any of this readership fainting for Obama
Kini on February 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM
Welcome to the Third World. “Down with Colonialism! Down with Oppression! The People are Struggling! The People want to be Free!”
We are on the road to Guyana and all the Kool Aid we need is packed. You must believe…hope for change and it will come…drink, drink the Kool Aid, Kool Aid will set you free!
Igor R. on February 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM
Apparently she never met my wife’s grandmother who came over from Sweden on the boat at 16 yrs old, got to Michigan only to find out the people she was to stay with had died while she was on the way, she couldn’t speak english, got a job as a chambermaid, learned the language, got married, had 2 kids, lived on a farm in the middle of no where and never complained a day in her life. Only was thankful that she could live in America, where her dreams had come true.
flytier on February 21, 2008 at 7:22 PM
Took the words from my mouth. I’m thinking the same thing.
petefrt on February 21, 2008 at 7:23 PM
blub blub blub gurgle
MayBee on February 21, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Yeah, I’m sure all of those women she went to school with at Princeton and Harvard were just barely scraping by. I mean, they’re virtual refugee camps up there, huh?
CP on February 21, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Yeah, she ain’t cleaning and vacuuming…I can tell you that right now.
This is as pitiful as Silky Pony feeling the pain of poverty.
ihasurnominashun on February 21, 2008 at 7:23 PM
You beat me to it.
Here’s my line anyway.
“And in other news, Barack Obama came home to find his wife in a political strategy meeting with John Edwards…..”
Hawkins1701 on February 21, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Well, you wake up in the morning
You hear the workbell ring
And-a march to the table to see the same old thing
Ain’t no food upon the table and no fork up in the pan
But you better not complain, boy, you get in trouble with the man
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever-lovin’ light on me
Yonder come Miss Rosie
How in the world did you know?
By the way she wears her apron
And the clothes she wore
Umbrella on her shoulder
Piece of paper in her hand
She come to see the gov’nor
She wants to free her man
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever-lovin’ light on me
If you’re ever in Houston
Oh, you better do right
You better not gamble
There, you better not fight at all
Or the sheriff will grab ya
And the boys will bring you down
The next thing you know, boy,
Oh, you’re prison-bound
Oh, let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special shine a ever-lovin’ light on me
Igor R. on February 21, 2008 at 7:28 PM
Michelle Obama: The only person in the world that can make Hillary Clinton and Terezzza Heinz-Kerry seem like decent, well grounded, rational, kind and patriotic potential ‘First Ladies’.
Just look at that picture AllahP has above: A great smile on both Barack and Oprah, while M.O. looks like she just bit into a really bitter grapefruit while standing in the middle of an open septic tank.
LegendHasIt on February 21, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Obama is about to knock Hillary out of the race. Using Michelle to essentially say to women “I feel your pain” makes sense for their campaign.
Obama’s policies will be bad for America and there is a lot to knock him on. Getting into a debate with Michelle over whether women are struggling with family commitments, career, and finances isn’t a battle where the GOP will come out ahead with the voters.
dedalus on February 21, 2008 at 7:33 PM
So, let’s recap: I’m a woman around MO’s age, and I was born in Harlem in 1964, so according to Michelle Obama, I shouldn’t have been proud of my country up to this point and I am struggling just to get through each day.
Well, horsecrap…I must be doing something wrong. I love my country. I love our military and all they stand for. I’m in a happy marriage, love my family, go to church, am a successful software developer, and doing fan-freaking-tastic grade-wise going to night school getting my graduate degree.
SO FYI Mrs. Messiah: my life is GREAT because I made it so. And it’s women like you, panderers like you, victomologists like YOU that have made it harder for me to get to where I am today, because when people look at YOU they judge ME and wonder if I have a chip on my shoulder as big as yours, which I don’t. But I don’t cry about it, like you do, because I know that’s counter-productive, and hurts my cause to get ahead in the long run.
Instead, I want people to judge me for me, and they do, not because of you, but IN SPITE OF YOU.
How about this, Michelle, you really want to help me? Here’s how: STFU.
JustTruth101 on February 21, 2008 at 7:33 PM
I saw those lyrics on here yesterday and it freaked me out…then I looked up Cult of Personality on Wikipedia and I got seriously frightened for this country.
ihasurnominashun on February 21, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Oh, please! I honestly don’t feel as if I’m struggling to keep my head above the water. There are days that I feel overwhelmed, but I don’t wake up every morning hoping for that “miracle” to get me through the day, and I homeschool my kids and work 6 + hours a day outside the home, too. I’m really beginning to dislike this woman a LOT!
StephC on February 21, 2008 at 7:38 PM
puke
LimeyGeek on February 21, 2008 at 7:42 PM
Angry, angry, angry. That woman has issues.
LimeyGeek on February 21, 2008 at 7:48 PM
Her quote says “pull off…that miracle”, it’s a little different than hoping for a miracle. Maybe she’s speaking of colleagues from her law firm days who were working long hours, coordinating play dates or sports for the kids, grocery shopping and serving meals, furnishing and organizing a house, staying fit, spending time with a husband, checking e-mails before bed and when getting up, wondering how much they’ll need to save for retirement. It isn’t torture, but sometimes one can feel like they’re juggling a lot of tasks.
dedalus on February 21, 2008 at 7:50 PM
Don’t quote her exactly. And quit making the rcist assumption that words mean the same when MO uses them as when normal people use them. Your subtle racism of lowered expectations smacks of genocide.
snaggletoothie on February 21, 2008 at 7:51 PM
LOL! There’s a thought… why do they keep taking us poor folks’ money?
Califemme on February 21, 2008 at 7:51 PM
I wonder how many the poor SOBs in the audience she’s condescending to would give their right arm to trade places with her. If they ever wake up and realize the financial position of the person who just BSed them, they’ll be pissed.
TheBigOldDog on February 21, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Pull off a miracle or hoping for a miracle, whatever. Same thing. I juggle a lot of tasks, too, but I don’t feel this way. I do have days I’m overwhelmed, we all do, but the way she puts it is that every woman feels like this every day, and I call BS on that. She’s playing a victim card, trying to make herself seem just like the average working woman in America, and she shares their pain.
StephC on February 21, 2008 at 7:57 PM
Give a listen to Reese Hopkins’ Obama rap. Click of the rap image. A hip hop classic is born
http://wrko.com/Reese-Hopkins/1339523
TheBigOldDog on February 21, 2008 at 7:58 PM
SO is Mrs Obama saying that women are inferior to men and are not smart/strong enough to make it without a strong president? i am very confused.
custer on February 21, 2008 at 7:58 PM
Because they plan to use the $3 trillion budget to pay them back. That is what’s insidious about the Obamas.
dedalus on February 21, 2008 at 8:01 PM
Are the Obama’s using the Clinton playbook for the general election? Make Michelle the main target and allow Barry to slide by in the background. It was a successful strategy in 92 Hillary became the focus for many but she wasn’t running and that didn’t impact on Bill.
Of course in both cases they were doing nothing but stating what they really believed, but it is distracting from the spouses.
Just a thought.
DKK
LifeTrek on February 21, 2008 at 8:01 PM
Such as, for example, Hilary. (In the polls, I mean.)
Tzetzes on February 21, 2008 at 8:10 PM
I think its generally a good idea to avoid superlatives or universal claims, and Michelle might want to have someone review her copy before she takes to the stump. However, her experiences until a few years ago were probably quite similar to many working women.
dedalus on February 21, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Maybe the Dems shouldn’t have chased the men out of the house. Its easier for a women to get by when she has a man by her side!
Bicyea on February 21, 2008 at 8:26 PM
Excellent summary. I work as a college professor, and I can’t tell you how many whining, entitled, never-satisfied leftists there are in my department alone. If you ever bother to read the tripe they pin to their doors, you will see that they are deeply unhappy people who are absolutely certain that Utopia would exist if they were in charge. Yes, faculty meetings, summers doing research paid for by grants, and the ability to hire less qualified people because they “fit in” really are such a drag. And yes, apparently they have so little grasp of history that they fail to realize that when the revolution comes, it’s always the academics who are the first to go.
DrMagnolias on February 21, 2008 at 8:29 PM
Geeze Louise, I wish I had her problems.
Kini on February 21, 2008 at 8:32 PM
Kini, no you don’t – I wouldn’t like you then :)
Entelechy on February 21, 2008 at 8:36 PM
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