Finally: The Hillary Clinton “Laverne & Shirley” fan song
posted at 4:07 pm on February 19, 2008 by Allahpundit
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This is what it sounds like when campaigns die.
If you haven’t killed yourself yet, here’s a little more from the songbird who gifted us with “High Hopes” this morning. Is this what the also-rans’ fans have been doing the past month while they’ve been sliding in the polls? Stockpiling ’70s shinola with the lyrics rewritten to feed their delusions?
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LOL Well I will give Obamma credit and will i am for pushing music into the elections.
So he is more deserving of it from the start
William Amos on February 19, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Mike Huckabee, the survivor to the Silver, because everyone else quit.
Conservative Voice on February 19, 2008 at 4:11 PM
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way …..
We’re going to fake it after alllllll.
fogw on February 19, 2008 at 4:14 PM
Hmmm, I’m thinkin’:
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time-DON’T DO IT!
scottm on February 19, 2008 at 4:15 PM
The Hillary one is appropriately shrill, I could barely get through it. It’s nice to know it’s the government’s job to “Make all our dreams come true”, now I don’t have to get up and go to work in the morning.
trubble on February 19, 2008 at 4:17 PM
This picture says it for me.
doubleplusundead on February 19, 2008 at 4:18 PM
the weather started turning up
the tiny ship was tossed.
if not for the courage of the lady shrew
the campaign would be lost.
jgapinoy on February 19, 2008 at 4:19 PM
Well it could have been worse.
Give me an “F! …”F”! give me a “U”! …”U”
……………Well come on all of you big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again,
he got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Vietnam,
put down your books and pick up a gun, we’re gunna have a whole lotta fun.
there it is on February 19, 2008 at 4:20 PM
Mike, dude, give it up. We asked for a better choice because we’re stuck with you and McCain. We weren’t searching for you.
amerpundit on February 19, 2008 at 4:21 PM
All we are saaaaayyyyying, is give slimeballs a chance!
BKennedy on February 19, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Forget about breaking the glass ceiling, I almost broke my monitor. A show I grew up watching that now I can never watch again.
Les in NC on February 19, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Touch if you will, my cankles,
Feel the thrombosis inside.
You’ve got the ankle fat all tied up,
This is what it sounds like when campaigns die.
(Apologies to Prince…and to any who read this.)
James on February 19, 2008 at 4:24 PM
NO, finally, I understand why these videos can’t be used at Gitomo to torture AQ…that is cruel and unusual punishment.
JustTruth101 on February 19, 2008 at 4:25 PM
perfect!
JustTruth101 on February 19, 2008 at 4:27 PM
I agree. At the end of this election; it’ll be the 70’s all over again. Kick ass!
lorien1973 on February 19, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Yes, the music selection is quite appropriate.
amerpundit on February 19, 2008 at 4:29 PM
Is this what american Presidential politics come to?
I guess with the candidates we currently have, I am not suprized.
saiga on February 19, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I want those two minutes of my life back. Not sure which was worse… the lyrics or the vibrato.
cannonball on February 19, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Its about those delegates I can pull out of my butt. Miracles, baby, miracles.
malan89 on February 19, 2008 at 4:36 PM
It’s not just the “also-rans.”
Weight of Glory on February 19, 2008 at 4:37 PM
Who keeps making these things? STOP!
ctmom on February 19, 2008 at 4:38 PM
Who are these people who have all this time on their hands?
nailinmyeye on February 19, 2008 at 4:41 PM
Michelle, you and Bryan really outdid yourselves this time! Very fuh-ney.
sleepy-beans on February 19, 2008 at 4:42 PM
I had to take a potato peeler to my shin to get that brain-worm out of my head. Warn me next time, will ya.
Squarestate on February 19, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Allah - you should have a Hot Air contest to see who can make the best - or worst - campaign vid for…I don’t know, pick an candidate.
nailinmyeye on February 19, 2008 at 4:44 PM
I only got about 30 seconds into that before the family Lab started looking mean and growling at me.
bdfaith on February 19, 2008 at 4:47 PM
I’m thinking something like this for McCain.
Someone could do something special with that theme.
nailinmyeye on February 19, 2008 at 4:49 PM
OMG!
I’m sending that video to everyone I hate.
southsideironworks on February 19, 2008 at 4:55 PM
They simply do not sell hydrogen peroxide in sufficient quantities to clean up the mess made from all of the bleeding from the ears and spontaneous stabbing of the eye-balls with sharp pencils that this sort of thing engenders.
Who’s payroll are you on Allahpundit??
I think the people have a right to know!
Deety on February 19, 2008 at 5:05 PM
These are spoofs, right?
Ann on February 19, 2008 at 5:06 PM
6 seconds in and I shut down and reformatted my harddrive.
Any one beat that?
Chuck Schick on February 19, 2008 at 5:13 PM
I think these Hillary ads are just gags from the Tim and Eric show.
Hiney Von Pewps on February 19, 2008 at 5:14 PM
Ick squared.
LB - the one that isn't LaShawn Barber on February 19, 2008 at 5:17 PM
Except that McCain would be using their van to bring in illegals.
dominigan on February 19, 2008 at 5:19 PM
Audio/Video emetic
Over30 on February 19, 2008 at 5:23 PM
Both videos need more Cowbell. >:}
The people making these things need to give up, and surrender.
Chakra Hammer on February 19, 2008 at 5:29 PM
Still better than McCains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
LOL
lorien1973 on February 19, 2008 at 5:34 PM
Well, at least the add competition hasn’t devolved to using bouncing balls to entice people into mindlessly singing along.
But there’s still time.
Dusty on February 19, 2008 at 5:47 PM
Video 1: Isn’t this what they call a “low budget film”? They got the singer from American Idol?
I’m waiting for a Hil promo by the L E N I N sisters.
petefrt on February 19, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Just fo that, you’re my hero
- The Cat
MirCat on February 19, 2008 at 6:00 PM
Another Conton story, you may not like what you get after you tear her down (Obama). He is far and away is tougher and farther left!
KBird on February 19, 2008 at 6:22 PM
The horror. . . .
aero on February 19, 2008 at 6:27 PM
The poor Fat Lady has clearly grown hoarse and a little tone-deaf in her attempts to get Mike Huckabee to realize she’s been singing for quite some time.
aero on February 19, 2008 at 6:33 PM
With the way this whole campaign has been going, I think We The People should adopt Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Going To Take It Anymore!” as OUR Official 2008 Campaign Song.
Frankly, I wish the whole lot of this bunch would go away and we just restart from Square One with a better batch.
pilamaye on February 19, 2008 at 6:43 PM
Madison/Langdon ‘08!
*(Unfortunately, the bottom of that ticket didn’t work out so well when the “faithless electors” from New York voted for George Clinton for President.)
Deety on February 19, 2008 at 7:17 PM
OH.
MY.
Could they AT LEEEEEAST get a female voice who can carry a TUNE to sing that humiliating High Prole anthem?
Really, folks. Somebody help me understand why this little dity seems like the highest compliment to Hillary Clinton in the mind of a tin eared shut-in who clearly does not have cable.
WHAT AM I MISSING?
seejanemom on February 19, 2008 at 7:26 PM
I couldn’t get these videos earlier today, but now I can (different computer). Now that I can, it’s like “Yikes, it’s disco!”
Bigfoot on February 19, 2008 at 7:35 PM
William Hung needs to make a music video for Hillary.
Then the McCain camp could hit back with a William Schatner ad.
Dave Shay on February 19, 2008 at 7:42 PM
Not as (frustratingly) catchy as ‘Hillary4U&Me’, and there’s something distinctly hilarious about a baptist candidate having a gay anthem redone in his honour
Reaps on February 19, 2008 at 8:03 PM
Impossible to compete with this guy.
Perfect.
Dorvillian on February 19, 2008 at 8:09 PM
Disco?
I thought that was the devil’s music.
The Ugly American on February 19, 2008 at 8:21 PM
Dear God, that Hillary song is awful. It’s gonna take an economy-size Pepto Bismol to cure me.
As for the Huckabee song, here’s how long he’ll survive.
Splashman on February 19, 2008 at 8:33 PM
First Huckabee rejects evolution, now mathematics. Just wait till he gets to the humanities!
Tzetzes on February 19, 2008 at 8:34 PM
The Clinton one is just hero-worship. Or, rather, heroine-worship.
Tzetzes on February 19, 2008 at 8:34 PM
Mike kinda looks like a grotesque chipmunk at 0:24.
amkun on February 19, 2008 at 11:39 PM