Hot Air Mobile
Home The Vault Gear About
Hot Air -- get your fill


Saudis set to execute woman for … witchcraft

posted at 2:47 pm on February 14, 2008 by Allahpundit
Share on Facebook | regular view

I’m optimistic she’ll be pardoned like the gang-rape victim was now that western media has picked this up and focused a sunbeam of ridicule on these degenerates. If she is, this case actually becomes good news: What better way to raise western awareness of Saudi primitivism and misogyny than catching them trying to reprise the Salem trials? Plus, it’s a move towards honesty on the Saudis’ part. If you’re going to lash women for being in the presence of strange men without a chaperone, you might as well go whole hog on the absurdity and lay the arbitrariness bare.

What was her witchy power, you say? Causing impotence.

The illiterate woman was detained by religious police in 2005 and allegedly beaten and forced to fingerprint a confession that she could not read.

Among her accusers was a man who alleged she made him impotent.

Human Rights Watch said that Ms Falih had exhausted all her chances of appealing against her death sentence and she could only now be saved if King Abdullah intervened…

Human Rights Watch says the trial failed to meet the safeguards in the Saudi justice system.

Go read Charles Johnson’s second blockquote and marvel at the contrast between the idiocy of the offense and the sophisticated procedural posture of the case. Convicted at the trial level, reversed on appeal due to a retracted confession, then convicted again (on, ahem, “discretionary” grounds). Sounds like a western legal system! Except for, you know, the witchcraft charge.


Blowback

Note from Hot Air management: This section is for comments from Hot Air's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that Hot Air management agrees with or otherwise endorses any particular comment just because we let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with our terms of use may lose their posting privilege.

Trackbacks/Pings

Trackback URL

Comments

Comment pages:

Islam, the foundation for the greatest nations in the world.

Oh wait…

Not a fan. I think that was obvious.

Voidseeker on February 14, 2008 at 2:50 PM

But are they going to use the Monty Python rules for determining who is a witch?

TX Mom on February 14, 2008 at 2:51 PM

What is with these people? Hair and arms drives them into a frenzy of horniness, while a veiled illiterate gives them the permanent floppies.

Tzetzes on February 14, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Causing impotence.

Does that mean Rosie and Joy could be witches, as well?

yo on February 14, 2008 at 2:52 PM

What was her witchy power, you say? Causing impotence.

In that case, Helen Thomas should’ve been tried years ago.

amerpundit on February 14, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Witch which causes impotence

ninjapirate on February 14, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Among her accusers was a man who alleged she made him impotent.

So if the man can’t complete the rape, for which she will be lashed to death, he accuses her of withcraft, for which she gets the death penalty. Quick, somebody call code Pink to protest!

JustTruth101 on February 14, 2008 at 2:55 PM

Can you imagine a polygraph in Muslim jurisprudence – a car battery, cable and a bucket of water.

OhEssYouCowboys on February 14, 2008 at 2:57 PM

We’re officially at least 3 centuries ahead of these barbarians.

gmoonster on February 14, 2008 at 2:58 PM

If this Bullsh%! wasn’t so scary, it would be funny!

kcd on February 14, 2008 at 2:59 PM

JustTruth101 on February 14, 2008 at 2:55 PM

Code Pink? Oh Heck why not the WBC calling him Homosexual for not performing properly!

upinak on February 14, 2008 at 2:59 PM

Code Pink? Oh Heck why not the WBC calling him Homosexual for not performing properly!

upinak on February 14, 2008 at 2:59 PM

They don have “those” in the middle east, like we do here. Remember?

kcd on February 14, 2008 at 3:01 PM

So if the man can’t complete the rape, for which she will be lashed to death, he accuses her of withcraft, for which she gets the death penalty. Quick, somebody call code Pink to protest!

JustTruth101 on February 14, 2008 at 2:55 PM

*Phone Rings*

Hello, and thank you for calling Code Pink. Please listen carefully as we have recently changed our menu options.

If your rights are being infringed by Chimpy McBushitler, please press 1 now. If your rights are being infringed upon by any other Republican whatsoever, please press 2 now. If you wish to purchase one of our bestsellers, including “Cindy Sheehan: How I Used My Son’s Death to Become Significant, While Failing to Put a Tomb Stone on His Grave” or “Code Red: Why Communism Is So Superior”, press 3 now. If you wish to donate to our “Cash for Terrorist” program, or would like to join Cindy in protesting the detention of Muslim Brotherhood members, please press 4 now.

If your case is international, and truly infringes on your rights, or you are being unfairly persecuted by someone not named George Bush, please note that we do not handle these cases at this time. Thank you.

amerpundit on February 14, 2008 at 3:01 PM

I don’t know why the guy lodging the complaint didn’t just talk to Bob Dole. Don’t these clods know there are other uses for chemistry besides making bombs?

a capella on February 14, 2008 at 3:04 PM

kcd on February 14, 2008 at 3:01 PM

Yeah right … they don’t have “Those” in the middle east. Kinda like the bee and the bunny terrorists, or the Woman aka Man who is on Pakistany Television. Yeahhhhh I forgot …. those don’t exsist!

upinak on February 14, 2008 at 3:06 PM

These Saudis don’t kid around with this witchcraft stuff.

On November 2, Saudi Arabia executed Mustafa Ibrahim for sorcery in Riyadh. Ibrahim, an Egyptian working as a pharmacist in the northern town of ‘Ar’ar, was found guilty of having tried “through sorcery” to separate a married couple, according to a Ministry of Interior statement.

Buy Danish on February 14, 2008 at 3:13 PM

Well I hate to defend the Saudis here, but in all fairness, she did float…

billy on February 14, 2008 at 3:15 PM

Did she turn anyone into a newt? If so, did his last name become Gingrich?

Bigfoot on February 14, 2008 at 3:18 PM

I never understood how the concept of djinns could be reconciled with the alleged veneration Islam has for monotheism.

How can you claim to be a monotheistic religion when you have pagan beliefs elevated in your so-called holy book?

Gerard on February 14, 2008 at 3:20 PM

Dear Saudi Judges: Ya think maybe you could “soften” up a little on those witchcraft laws, maybe “bend” the rules a little? Do you have to enforce them with such rigor, er vigor, er …i mean a little malleability never killed anyone, eh guys?

:)

max1 on February 14, 2008 at 3:22 PM

How very 1690s of them.

Always Right on February 14, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Let me get this straight, this guy is mad because he now has value and is significant? Oh, wait.. it was impotent not important? Never mind. Burn her.

Squarestate on February 14, 2008 at 3:31 PM

But but but Christians did it 400 years ago!

If I were her, I’d be tempted to tell him that if I die it’ll go ahead and fall off and crawl into sleeping men all over the country as well as spread a plague of impotence.

- The Cat

P.S. As to the 2nd blockquote summary. Yeah she may be innocent but just in case we’ll kill her to make sure.

MirCat on February 14, 2008 at 3:36 PM

Funny how money elevates idiot dung herders into royalty.

They sure have cast a spell on Bush though haven’t they?

BL@KBIRD on February 14, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Witch which causes impotence

ninjapirate on February 14, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Thanks for the heart attack, man. My member just fell off.

Danilo on February 14, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Well I hate to defend the Saudis here, but in all fairness, she did float…

billy on February 14, 2008 at 3:15 PM

No, she weighed the same as a duck, which also floats. Reminder – very, very small stones do not float.

juanito on February 14, 2008 at 3:42 PM

This reminds me of an old Treehouse of Horrors episode of The Simpsons.

Gerard on February 14, 2008 at 3:48 PM

And where, may I ask, are the “so-called feminists groups?” Oh yeah, I forgot it’s only here, in the land of Bushs’ oppression, that women are in danger of being oppressed! Give me a break! Fems are totally disgusting. They only want to protest when there is no danger and they know they are SAFE! What a bunch of cowards these women are. They say they want to make a difference….then go to the middle east and put on your vigina monologues and see how many women you can save! Damn, those middle eastern men are cowards. Something goes wrong in their lives…blame the nearest woman. A lot of the women are as bad as the men, namely the mothers of the men. Those people are DISGUSTING. They need to be blasted out of existance.

Proudvet on February 14, 2008 at 3:53 PM

Lighting Bolt!…Lightning Bolt!…..death!

Something tells me that the Saudis would frown on LARP and stuff…being that they’re really still in the bronze age.

wildweasel on February 14, 2008 at 3:55 PM

So, this man goes into the police station and says what?????

bloggless on February 14, 2008 at 3:57 PM

So they kill her, she becomes one of the 72 virgins, and along comes some terrorist, coward “martyr” that has been sent to meet allah by a Marine, and now he’s surrounded by 72 virgins, but he’s impotent! For eternity!!

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah!!!!

ncc770 on February 14, 2008 at 4:11 PM

Did she turn anyone into a newt?

Not exactly. As I newted earlier

…So let’s just whack the little lady because it’s good for public morale. As far as an Saudi/Islamic man and impotence goes, everyone knows limpness has to be a woman’s fault. Why do you think they promise them 72 virgins instead of 3 and a blue pill? Because they got the goods, man.

…[from Canada]

“You can’t expect all males to control themselves when the breasts are out,”

No, by God, you can’t. Catmeat IS catmeat and, if catmeat calls, you need to be ready. That’s why it’s necessary to whack witches who wimp your wang.

tree hugging sister on February 14, 2008 at 4:48 PM

God, I LOVE alliteration.

tree hugging sister on February 14, 2008 at 4:49 PM

Oddly enough, I called the Archbishop of Canterbury to ask if he favored the witch-killing portion of Sharia to be adopted in England but he hasn’t returned my call.

Tantor on February 14, 2008 at 4:50 PM

But are they going to use the Monty Python rules for determining who is a witch?

TX Mom on February 14, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Impossible. That would require exposing her face and hair, which of course means instant death.

fourstringfuror on February 14, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Like I keep saying, let OBL take over that pigsty of a nation. We get more things to shoot at, and women…well they’re still up their sharias with a stoning.

doufree on February 14, 2008 at 6:06 PM

What would Harry Potter do?

gr8inferno on February 14, 2008 at 6:36 PM

She turned me into a newt!

packsoldier on February 14, 2008 at 6:50 PM

I’m optimistic she’ll be pardoned like the gang-rape victim was now that western media has picked this up and focused a sunbeam of ridicule on these degenerates.

Meanwhile in Spain…

Mr Salehi said during a speech in Madrid that the highest court in Iran had decided to limit public executions to prevent images of hangings and stonings in public squares being broadcast around the world and used as propaganda against the regime.

“Our laws allow for the amputation of the hand that steals. This is not accepted by the West, but the field of human rights should take into account the customs, traditions, religion and economic development,” he said in comments reported by the newspaper El Mundo.

The ambassador criticised claims that Iran had a poor record in human rights and attributed it to “the arrogance of the West”, which used the argument to harm the image of the country.

Muticulti Victimhood.

Nuance.

Deety on February 14, 2008 at 8:04 PM

Ok, let get this over with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

Don Carne on February 14, 2008 at 9:06 PM

Witchcraft? Oh brother. I think the Saudis just like hurting women.

SoulGlo on February 14, 2008 at 9:17 PM

This needs to be taken seriously. Investigate her magic gonadic powers and distribute this wonderful potion, delightful spell or incredible fog – whatever it is – throughout the Muslim realms far and wide. It appears we can stop the Islamofacist contagion via libido inoculation, one little prick at a time.

T J Green on February 15, 2008 at 1:20 AM

Comment pages:


You must be logged in to post a comment.