Comments on: Video: Assud, the Jew-eating rabbit

By: labrat

labrat — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:59:17 +0000

Shirotayama on February 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Classic!

By: ZK

ZK — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:48:13 +0000

Wabbit season!
Duck season!
WABBIT SEASON!
DUCK SEASON!
JIHADI SEASON

By: flytier

flytier — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:33:42 +0000

Shirotayama on February 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Run away, run away!!!!!!!!!

By: flytier

flytier — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:32 +0000

Listen to the Rabbit’s voice. I don’t think that’s real rabbit at all.
bloggless on February 11, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Jimmy Carter isn’t gonna swing an oar at this killer bunny…
doubleplusundead on February 11, 2008 at 3:29 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

By: saiga

saiga — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:17:45 +0000

Aren’t those Palestinians special. So creative……
So worldly and wise…….Why cant they find a good palestinian Jim Jones wannabe to clean the gaza rat nest out for good.

Just what is it the Palestinians bring to the table again?

By: Shirotayama

Shirotayama — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:13:55 +0000

ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I’m warning you!
ROBIN:
What’s he do, nibble your bum?
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ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we’d better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well… ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! ‘Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
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ARTHUR:
How does it, um– how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu–
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!

By: snapped shot

snapped shot — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:38:04 +0000

Nahoul the Bee is dead?…

Wow, who saw that coming? Life must be tough for your typical propagandistic mascot these days.

Not to be slowed in their quest for the end of Israel a “state” of their own, our Hamas propagandists have already found Nahoul’s eager replacement. …

By: argos

argos — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:17:32 +0000

What happened to the bee?

The IDF greased him a couple weeks ago.

By: ThePrez

ThePrez — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:02:59 +0000

I call forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

b4itsover on February 11, 2008 at 2:27 PM

That rabbit`s got a vicious streak a mile wide! IT`S A KILLA!

By: Hening

Hening — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:53:36 +0000

If a daisy-cutter landed on that studio, and there was no press around to hear it….would it make a noise?

By: logis

logis — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:40:00 +0000

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?

Patience, AP. Perhaps in a few months when Kenya’s favorite son Barack Hussein Obama has won the White House, he will use all the U.S. troops he’s promised to take out of Iraq, and send them to the motherland to protect Granny and all his other relatives.
AZCoyote on February 11, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Um, B. Hussein Obama’s Kenyan relatives aren’t Jews; they are the Muslims who are doing the killing.

By: James

James — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:30:21 +0000

Huh…who knew that Jews were Halal?

By: doubleplusundead

doubleplusundead — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:29:57 +0000

Jimmy Carter isn’t gonna swing an oar at this killer bunny…

By: Mazztek

Mazztek — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:25:42 +0000

Just found this today... one f-word at the end.

By: emailnuevo

emailnuevo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:25:27 +0000

What happened to the bee?

Suicide. He found out about that Seinfeld flick.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:25:26 +0000

Is that the rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter?

By: Shtetl G

Shtetl G — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:25:09 +0000

Finally a rabbit that Jimmy Carter can approve of.

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:23:34 +0000

Listen to the Rabbit’s voice. I don’t think that’s real rabbit at all.

bloggless on February 11, 2008 at 3:08 PM

heh…sounds eerily familiar to the mouse, and that bee.

OK, I know the mouse was “martyred”…then the bee came along. What happened to the bee? He did have a propensity for teasing wild, caged animals if I remember…

By: NeoconNews.com

NeoconNews.com — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:19:24 +0000

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?

I don’t know, I’m too impatient, I always end up biting to get to the center of the tootsie pop.

Wait, what were we talking about? Who are you people? Palestinian… propaganda? Nonsense, they’re oppressed!

By: bloggless

bloggless — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:08:07 +0000

Listen to the Rabbit’s voice. I don’t think that’s real rabbit at all.

By: Merovign

Merovign — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:06:17 +0000

I liked the “heart-shaped” Valentine-style transition fade as the disturbing giant rabbit said it wanted to kill and eat Jews.

People say there aren’t any monsters – with people like that, we don’t need monsters.

By: amerpundit

amerpundit — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:49:36 +0000

I’m sure our boys and girls would love to go rabbit hunting.

By: AZCoyote

AZCoyote — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:45:19 +0000

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?

Patience, AP. Perhaps in a few months when Kenya’s favorite son Barack Hussein Obama has won the White House, he will use all the U.S. troops he’s promised to take out of Iraq, and send them to the motherland to protect Granny and all his other relatives.

By: OhEssYouCowboys

OhEssYouCowboys — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:44:00 +0000

The Nazis called them the Hitler Youth. The Communists called them the Young Pioneers. I don’t know what the religion of peace calls them … but it’s going to be another lost generation of perverted youth.

By: LimeyGeek

LimeyGeek — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:39:34 +0000

That’s cute. Where can I buy the Season 1 DVD?