Video: Assud, the Jew-eating rabbit

posted at 2:20 pm on February 11, 2008 by Allahpundit

Via Israel Matzav. You know the rule: Western media only cares about homicidal Palestinian propaganda aimed at kids when it involves recognizable cartoon characters. Do we have that here? We do. Coming soon to a cable news network near you.

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?


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Awww, it’s a cute and fluffy bunny, nothing evil happening here… move along…

Frozen Tex on February 11, 2008 at 2:23 PM

I think the terrorist bee has been reincarnated as a rabbit. It’s that same annoying voice.

txsurveyor on February 11, 2008 at 2:25 PM

I call forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

b4itsover on February 11, 2008 at 2:27 PM

What’s Up Doc?
Interesting condsidering Assud looks like Bugs Bunny and Hayden of the CIA looks like Elmer Fudd.

RobCon on February 11, 2008 at 2:28 PM

I love this show. Can’t watch the video at work. Is the rabbit the bee’s cousin or something?

tlynch001 on February 11, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Roger Rabbit?

Vizzini on February 11, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Be vewy vewy quiet…. I’m huntin wabbit.

Les in NC on February 11, 2008 at 2:31 PM

Why does that girl look like a gun is being held to her head, staring dead straight at the camera with no submission to change of expression?

‘Samatta? Poor widdle Hamas not quite the power they were in the last intifada? Can’t indoctrinate the pups like they used to, so they’ve descended to hypnotism?

This has been Intifada Public Broadcasting, paid for by American tax dollars. Please donate.

MadisonConservative on February 11, 2008 at 2:33 PM

if my tax dollars are goign to Hamas and funding this type of stuff….

jp on February 11, 2008 at 2:38 PM

That’s cute. Where can I buy the Season 1 DVD?

LimeyGeek on February 11, 2008 at 2:39 PM

The Nazis called them the Hitler Youth. The Communists called them the Young Pioneers. I don’t know what the religion of peace calls them … but it’s going to be another lost generation of perverted youth.

OhEssYouCowboys on February 11, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?

Patience, AP. Perhaps in a few months when Kenya’s favorite son Barack Hussein Obama has won the White House, he will use all the U.S. troops he’s promised to take out of Iraq, and send them to the motherland to protect Granny and all his other relatives.

AZCoyote on February 11, 2008 at 2:45 PM

I’m sure our boys and girls would love to go rabbit hunting.

amerpundit on February 11, 2008 at 2:49 PM

I liked the “heart-shaped” Valentine-style transition fade as the disturbing giant rabbit said it wanted to kill and eat Jews.

People say there aren’t any monsters – with people like that, we don’t need monsters.

Merovign on February 11, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Listen to the Rabbit’s voice. I don’t think that’s real rabbit at all.

bloggless on February 11, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?

I don’t know, I’m too impatient, I always end up biting to get to the center of the tootsie pop.

Wait, what were we talking about? Who are you people? Palestinian… propaganda? Nonsense, they’re oppressed!

NeoconNews.com on February 11, 2008 at 3:19 PM

Listen to the Rabbit’s voice. I don’t think that’s real rabbit at all.

bloggless on February 11, 2008 at 3:08 PM

heh…sounds eerily familiar to the mouse, and that bee.

OK, I know the mouse was “martyred”…then the bee came along. What happened to the bee? He did have a propensity for teasing wild, caged animals if I remember…

JetBoy on February 11, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Finally a rabbit that Jimmy Carter can approve of.

Shtetl G on February 11, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Is that the rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter?

Bigfoot on February 11, 2008 at 3:25 PM

What happened to the bee?

Suicide. He found out about that Seinfeld flick.

emailnuevo on February 11, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Just found this today… one f-word at the end.

Mazztek on February 11, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Jimmy Carter isn’t gonna swing an oar at this killer bunny…

doubleplusundead on February 11, 2008 at 3:29 PM

Huh…who knew that Jews were Halal?

James on February 11, 2008 at 3:30 PM

Exit question: How many Jews does Kenya have to kill before they can get some international aid?

Patience, AP. Perhaps in a few months when Kenya’s favorite son Barack Hussein Obama has won the White House, he will use all the U.S. troops he’s promised to take out of Iraq, and send them to the motherland to protect Granny and all his other relatives.
AZCoyote on February 11, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Um, B. Hussein Obama’s Kenyan relatives aren’t Jews; they are the Muslims who are doing the killing.

logis on February 11, 2008 at 3:40 PM

If a daisy-cutter landed on that studio, and there was no press around to hear it….would it make a noise?

Hening on February 11, 2008 at 3:53 PM

I call forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

b4itsover on February 11, 2008 at 2:27 PM

That rabbit`s got a vicious streak a mile wide! IT`S A KILLA!

ThePrez on February 11, 2008 at 4:02 PM

What happened to the bee?

The IDF greased him a couple weeks ago.

argos on February 11, 2008 at 4:17 PM

ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I’m warning you!
ROBIN:
What’s he do, nibble your bum?
.
.
.
ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we’d better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well… ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! ‘Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
.
.
.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um– how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu–
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!

Shirotayama on February 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Aren’t those Palestinians special. So creative……
So worldly and wise…….Why cant they find a good palestinian Jim Jones wannabe to clean the gaza rat nest out for good.

Just what is it the Palestinians bring to the table again?

saiga on February 11, 2008 at 5:17 PM

Listen to the Rabbit’s voice. I don’t think that’s real rabbit at all.
bloggless on February 11, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Jimmy Carter isn’t gonna swing an oar at this killer bunny…
doubleplusundead on February 11, 2008 at 3:29 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

flytier on February 11, 2008 at 5:32 PM

Shirotayama on February 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Run away, run away!!!!!!!!!

flytier on February 11, 2008 at 5:33 PM

Wabbit season!
Duck season!
WABBIT SEASON!
DUCK SEASON!
JIHADI SEASON

ZK on February 11, 2008 at 6:48 PM

Shirotayama on February 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Classic!

labrat on February 12, 2008 at 2:59 AM