Comments on: Hmmm: Fat traitor still missing after a week, jihadi pals worried sick

By: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive » Where Is Adam Gadahn?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:34:57 +0000

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By: mogilla

mogilla — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:09:23 +0000

If he’s dead, where will he be buried? I’d love to pee on his grave!

By: William2006

William2006 — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:39:10 +0000

Maybe he was eaten by his own “buddies” at Taliban and al Qaeda All Boys Clubs

By: landlines

landlines — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:19:59 +0000

Nobody mourns a traitor!

By: Blog-o-Fascists

Blog-o-Fascists — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:17:46 +0000

Gadahn Gone?…

Little Green Footballs

Based on some rather nebulous reports (that have been denied by US authorities) there’s a lot of speculation going around the blogosphere that corpulent turncoat Adam Gadahn may have been killed in the same airstrike that …

By: Kini

Kini — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:13:20 +0000

I can only say one thing.

Allah Akbar!

By: a capella

a capella — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:59:48 +0000

Grace noted that Gadahn plays a leading role in al Qaeda’s propaganda apparatus. “He has a leading voice within As Sahab’s management,” Grace said. Gadahn has taken over a significant role in As Sahab since the summer of 2006, and the propaganda has become more “sophisticated” since Gadahn’s direction.

But signs of Gadahn’s absence have been seen with the latest release of the Yazid video, said Grace. Files were not properly uploaded in the correct sequence. “Since taking the reins of as-Sahab, Gadahn instituted standards and practices that have been closely followed over the past year,” Grace noted. “This is the first technical mistake that I have seen them make since the events back in September 2007,” when the Osama bin Laden videotape was improperly handled.

By: a capella

a capella — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:57:21 +0000

Roggio has a little something new. He notes the lack of Gadan’s usual trademark document organization.
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2008/02/adam_gadahn_rumored.php

By: kongzilla

kongzilla — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:19:07 +0000

I hope he never sets foot in the US again. In his defense the ACLU would claim he never took part in any actions, he was just exercising his free speech. He would soon be doing lectures at our universities.

By: THE CHOSEN ONE

THE CHOSEN ONE — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:04:59 +0000

Before he was a jihadi, he was a metal head. I wonder if he turned the Taliban hip to some Maiden or Priest.

By: Wade

Wade — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:00:22 +0000

He is alive and well and running for a seat on the Berkley City Council

By: scatbug

scatbug — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:55:25 +0000

When and if the Taliban announces his martyrdom, here’s how we celebrate.

Buy Danish on February 9, 2008 at 9:29 AM

Outstanding…

By: William2006

William2006 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:23:29 +0000

I think it would be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY cool if someone like Gadan were video taped as he was in a life and death, hand to hand combat struggle for his life against a US citizen, say Bill “Superfoot” Wallace, or Some US Marine hand-to-hand combat phoneme, or some Krav Maga, or Mauy Thai maestro, or one of the UFC champs.

It would be even cooler if she were a pretty, feminine woman taking him down, slugging it out, taking a few good shots herself in the process so as to show those brave Jihadis that, not only can a pretty female take some serious shots, spill a bit of blood in the process, but she can dish it out and kick the but of a cultist like Gadan and his brain washed buddies!

There are plenty of females throughout the world, including in the USA, who are fit, strong, fast, and can pack a mean punch and kick, and can grapple Gadan into submission.

Remember, in all of this, Gadan would have a fair chance at defending himself, making his defeat all the more impressive.

The Jihadis would be humiliated and be ashamed to show their faces in public again!

Yeah, that’s it. Submit him (After engaging him in hand to hand combat, lock him up in any martial arts submission hold). Wake him up, fight him again, then get him into a submission hold again, and continue the process, humiliating him to the point at which he cries like a baby, pleads for mercy and his life, then let her finish him off, or just have him arrested after he submits and gets carted of to Club Carib in Guantanamo.

Wow!

Gadan, submitted by a woman!

How existential!

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:09:44 +0000

Oh have you seen the muffin man? The muffin man. The muffin man…

By: Bubba Redneck

Bubba Redneck — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:56:27 +0000

Perhaps he’s enjoying those 72 virgins now……virgin male yaks in heat!

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:44:43 +0000

tickledragon-

You won’t find anything.

But keep digging.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:20:07 +0000

I would love about 5 min with this guy and a Gerber MKII but that is me I am troubled.

TroubledMonkey on February 9, 2008 at 11:12 AM

Hehe..who needs a weapon THAT effective. I’d spend an hour or so cutting his heart out with a spoon.

WHY? (wait for it) “‘Cos it will hurt more, dummy!”

By: TroubledMonkey

TroubledMonkey — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:12:39 +0000

Wham bamm Gadahn? Surely a direct hit on that porker would look like a tire fire in the recon photos.

That was LAUGHS but sadly for the fat on true. I would love about 5 min with this guy and a Gerber MKII but that is me I am troubled.

By: Squarestate

Squarestate — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:06:56 +0000

If this oversized target is merely wounded he is in a cave somewhere pining for his old health care community, his banana chair, xbox, and a bowl of doublestuff oreos.

By: Buy Danish

Buy Danish — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:29:24 +0000

When and if the Taliban announces his martyrdom, here's how we celebrate.

By: scatbug

scatbug — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:46:54 +0000

It’s also possible that the former American was wounded and that the propaganda value will come upon his triumphant return. Someone should check if al-Qaeda ia sponsoring a blood drive and accepting donations of Ding Dongs, Twinkies and such like.

By: Blake

Blake — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:06:47 +0000

Maybe, he’s been kidnapped and is being held ransom by one of the numerous tribes in the area?

By: flipflop

flipflop — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:10:13 +0000

I’m not sure that the death of Abu al-Babee Faht would be such a big propaganda coup for AQ. If propaganda makes the enemy feel all warm and fuzzy inside, it’s not very good propaganda, is it?

By: T J Green

T J Green — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:12:55 +0000

Wham bamm Gadahn? Surely a direct hit on that porker would look like a tire fire in the recon photos.

By: 2Tru2Tru

2Tru2Tru — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:43:18 +0000

The livestock in Hemet sleeps soundly tonight.