First get a 4×8 pine plank …make sure it still has a good piney odor. Drowns out the odor of the hippie. Anyway, take the plank shove it good and tight up the ..you know what…(that’s why you need a big plank) Cover with lots of garlic (that gets rid of patchooolie)and potatoes roast for 8 hrs at 250F. Remove from oven throw away the hippie and enjoy the potatoes and plank. Get a weeks worth of fiber and you lose all hankering for hippie.

Maybe it’s time for more bomb-testing on US soil,…like back in the good ‘ole days… looks like we need some.

Capitana on February 8, 2008 at 8:28 PM

Actually, thanks to UC Berkeley, we don’t have to.

Curses on their contribution towards national security!

Hate that responsibility thing? Sever them from the US entirely.

1. Suck all the apologies you can get out of the Berkeley City Council officials and make them grovel for the money.

2. Take they money away anyway.

That should teach them a lesson…

In addition to the fine, Bates has made arrangements with the Daily Cal to pay a restitution of $500 to cover the cost of the trashed Nov. 4 Daily Cals.

“I feel terrible about my actions, and I feel this is a step toward restitution with the Daily Cal,” Bates said.

Furthermore, Bates said he plans to speak to Berkeley public school students to help them understand that “impulsive actions have lasting consequences that can profoundly affect the rest of their lives.”

“I want to help students understand the importance of their decisions, and that they are responsible for their actions,” Bates said in a statement Thursday.

Haha, “I’m sorry” and “they are responsible.”

There is a certain pattern of sociopathic behavior with this guy. The electeds do these kinds of outrageous things in that city just to piss you off, and it comes back to bite them when they get out of hand.

The movement to cut off federal funds needs to gain traction and momentum in congress. The socialist state of CalifAztlan would never cut funding to that town, so congress is our only hope.

Go Bears!

Never let him forget what a thief of liberty he is, comrades.

Relocate Gitmo to Berkeley.

Trust me, the city council will go for any thing that closes that facility and moves allies closer to home.

jcrue on February 8, 2008 at 5:05 PM

Hehehehee.

I say we make EVERY member of that Supreme Soviet, and their Mayor/Commisar as well, stand on their knees and beg for those funds before the Marine Commandant. THIS we should televise.

Without the armed forces, we wouldn’t have all those things the good Mayor is lamenting about.

A full court press is needed on this issue; the press should not bury it or ignore it. This should be front page news until the hippie commies resind their idiotic resolution and pass one that states they welcome the Marines with open arms. Bryan, we trust you to stay on this. We’d trust AP but isn’t he too busy playing with his iPhone?

Trust me, the city council will go for any thing that closes that facility and moves allies closer to home.

Stop this nonsense crap and get back to the business of the people….

dispensing clean needles, dispensing condoms, providing free clinics to deal with STDs, providing mental health services for drug addicts, and handing out folding money for the homeless.

Isn’t that what City Councils are supposed to do CwacCwac?

Following a public uproar, Berkeley Mayor Tom Bates argued Wednesday that the council’s actions last week shouldn’t be linked to federal money dedicated to schools and other services, according to tan San Jose Mercury News.

And city council has no business discussing matters such as United States foreign policy. Stop this nonsense crap and get back to the business of the people….police, fire, rescue, schools, sewers and roads. Those are your concerns.

I’m curious to know if anyone has tried deep bit barbeque? Wrapped in wet burlap, thrown in a hole with smouldering tree stumps and covered with dirt for a few days is a can’t-miss proposition in my book.

Here’s how I get around the stray hair problem: The first thing I do is cut the head completely off and discard it. I learned a long time ago that there’s absolutely nothing in there that’s palatable.

bernzright777 on February 8, 2008 at 2:08 PM

Don’t forget the fava beans.

Old hippy liver isn’t fit for the dung heap, but a pickled, just slightly aged liver just needs a sage rub and a quick searing on both sides.

I’ve not tried the liver. So under 25 years is likely a safe bet? I’m assume the searing is meant to keep the center moist? I’ve over cooked many a liver in my day.

I’ve noticed that when harvesting a hippy, it’s best to take them by suprise. If you wound or excite them before the harvest, they have an acidic flavor. I believe it has something to do with the adrenal gland.

I’d like to make some hippie tartare, seeing they already have egg on them.

74impala on February 8, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Undercooked hippie can be very dangerous.

I recommend deep frying. Obviously not as nutritious, but far safer – and lip-smackingly tasty, too.

“we apologize if you were offended”

Part two of that would be, “If you weren`t offended, then we mean every last darn bit of it!”

Here’s a often overlooked item: we’ve all taken a hippie on the hoof, and in the process of field stripping simply tossed the liver aside along with the rest of the entrails. Don’t! If you have been lucky enough to bag a young hippie, that liver may be at that just-perfect point of pickling. Old hippy liver isn’t fit for the dung heap, but a pickled, just slightly aged liver just needs a sage rub and a quick searing on both sides. Be sure your oven range is vented to the outside if you’re working indoors, and keep your fire extinguisher at the ready.

I’d like to make some hippie tartare

Who wouldn’t!

Now you must take extra special care in cleaning your hippy for tartare. Sushi grade hippy is difficult to harvest and process. Remember that brine and apple vinegar cleaning solution? Rinse and repeat for 30 minutes and then finish with a wire brush for the final cycle.

Roll with sticky rice, sea weed, avocado, and ginger…mmmmmm DEEEEELICIOUS!

Viola!

One last question about cooking hippies. I’ve seen that once you start baking them, they go up in smoke. How do you prevent them from going up in smoke?

PrettyD_Vicious on February 8, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Check the body for leftover marijuana packets. Sometimes they etch out patches of skin or place it in certain areas where the sun doesn’t shine (especially common in hippies indiginous to The Bay Area) so they always have a stash available. Thats what causes all the smoke, and also contributes to the horrid smell.

BKennedy on February 8, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Oh, BTW… like the Foogoo (sp?) fish, there are certain parts of the hippie that you cannot eat because they are poisonous… the brain, which in som ehippies can contain deadly amounts of LSD residuals as well as the lungs, which are usually laden with hashish residual. Do not eat these parts of the hippie. You might also want to skip the oysters on the males.