Comments on: Too good to check: Fat traitor killed in airstrike?

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » CBS: Message indicates Zawahiri critically wounded, possibly dead

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:01:37 +0000

[...] why speculation continues to swirl that the missile that killed Abu Laith al-Libi in January also killed Adam Gadahn. Nothing to do now but wait and hope, bearing in mind that we’ve tried and failed before to [...]

By: Connie

Connie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:49:12 +0000

Wow. Apologies. Didn’t scroll down yesterday and didn’t see this thread or the other about the Archbishop’s statements. Once in CPAC threads, I stayed there.

By: HotAirExpert

HotAirExpert — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:08:14 +0000

I really hope this is true. I would love to piss on his grave and his parents. Then put his parents in prison, they can have a three-way with Butch.

The one glimmer of good news in an all round crappy week.

By: p.v. cornelius

p.v. cornelius — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:47:45 +0000

We’re better off just catching them in the act and killing them anyway.

blankminde on February 7, 2008 at 11:28 AM

On the “trial” some of you mentioned – no, no, no – kill them, and never ask questions later either.

Entelechy on February 7, 2008 at 12:40 PM

Ay. Men.

By: Gwillie

Gwillie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:36:21 +0000

I hope his 72 virgins turn out to be boys…

areseaoh on February 7, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Time to bring this oldie but goodie out again…
Adam Gadahn died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed!”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Adam Gadahn with a long cane and snarled “It
was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As Adam Gadahn lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Adam Gadahn wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you
in Heaven. What did you think I said?”
posted by Theo at 7:17 AM

By: Tantor

Tantor — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:57:00 +0000

Hmmm. So Azzam the American is no more, eh? So much for all his threats about the “echo of explosions and the slitting of the throats of the infidels.”

Azzam: “Yesterday, London and Madrid. Tomorrow, Los Angeles and Melbourne, God willing. At this time, don’t count on us demonstrating restraint or compassion.”

Today, your hut in Kushali Torikhel near Mirali, North Waziristan.

Don’t count on us demonstrating any restraint or compassion, either. I imagine the wild pigs are eating what’s left of you now.

By: BirdEye

BirdEye — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:18:08 +0000

I wonder if the “moose-limbs” will be sad at his passing…

By: dostrick

dostrick — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:14:28 +0000

Look Allah, buddy,

My main complaint about Hot Air, Ann Coulter, and similar conservative outlets is the immediate references to our enemy’s physical appearance. I’m a loyal American, quote Enlightenment philosophers, and hate Adam G. as much as anybody else. Yet, one of my fantasies is to be as skinny as he is. And yes, I do work out.

By: Shirotayama

Shirotayama — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:36:22 +0000

Excellent!

Speckled Lard-*ss bits!
That makes my day!!!

By: morganfrost

morganfrost — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:21:31 +0000

Awww… Gadahn didn’t deserve that. Bombs are way too quick. I was hoping for a nice public trial after which we could all read news accounts of how the jihadi spokesman pissed his robe and cried when he got sentenced to death for treason.

By: labrat

labrat — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:56:44 +0000

Dash on February 7, 2008 at 10:24 AM

LOL!!

By: Claypigeon

Claypigeon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:56:27 +0000

Funny! From the top of the food chain to the bottom of the food chain, starting with the worms… Ahhhh, Karma.

By: RobCon

RobCon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:52:42 +0000

I hope not. I want that dude in an Orange jumpsuit with a cellmate named Butch.

By: TX Mom

TX Mom — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:42:00 +0000

Gadahn may be recognizable to all of you, but he is really not that high up on the food chain in al Qaeda and not that important,” the official said.

This line cracks me up!

By: wearyman

wearyman — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:26:38 +0000

Blacklake on February 7, 2008 at 11:48 AM

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Are you my Virgins?

Jeff Dunham: What’s wrong?

Achmed: All I see is a bunch of ugly-ass Guys out there!

Jeff: Well, did they say they would be women?

Achmed: HOLY CRAP!

By: Akzed

Akzed — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:12:57 +0000

Ew. Does this mean little Adam atoms are floating around in the Afghan breeze?
RushBaby on February 7, 2008 at 10:18 AM

Yes, and the winds are westerly, so by now…

By: ttevolla

ttevolla — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:06:04 +0000

OR it could be one 72 year old virgin…

By: limowilliam

limowilliam — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:04:43 +0000

Dash LMAO Better to blow him up then let the ACLU get anywhere near him. Lindh should have been tried for treason or at least sent to gitmo instead of being given access to the courts he hated.

By: kcluva

kcluva — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:56:25 +0000

I hope his 72 virgins turn out to be boys…

areseaoh on February 7, 2008 at 10:59 AM

They will be. He’ll be joining 72 other jihadis.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:40:15 +0000

May they both be with these virgins. See 5th cartoon down. Yes, I have, and will post it, every time one of them went to ‘join them’. Cartoon classic on the ’struggle’, the war for some of us.

On the “trial” some of you mentioned – no, no, no – kill them, and never ask questions later either. The outcome of trials is uncertain, and they cost way too much for such scum of the Earth.

By: snapped shot

snapped shot — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:32:54 +0000

Adam “The Traitor” Gadahn is Dead?!…

I’ll definitely be passing out sweets in the street tonight if true. (h/t Dollard)

“NO U!

…

Oh wait… I mean no ME!”

See-Also: Hot Air, Ace of Spades…

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:25:44 +0000

If true. It’s made my week.

By: stacman

stacman — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:04:39 +0000

If we could only get reliable confirmation the celebration could really begin. Dusting that rat bastard couldn’t come soon enough…

By: NNtrancer

NNtrancer — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:00:47 +0000

Pakistani news sources say there are rumors al-Amriki was killed along with al-Libi. One can only hope it’s true.

By: aunursa

aunursa — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:00:07 +0000

I certainly hope Gadahn wasn’t killed. I want him captured by the U.S. military to be returned to the United States or Guantanamo in disgrace.