Comments on: Lurch blames the tornadoes on global warming

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:22:29 +0000

Mrs. Heinz left the door to the dog house open, again.

By: ThePrez

ThePrez — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:58:11 +0000

It amazes me how these global warming types seem to think the Earths climate and temperature have ALWAYS been CONSTANT. Also the fact they seem to think that we can control the environment, IT CONTROLS US!

By: Geronimo

Geronimo — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:25:02 +0000

I just had to say it, Lurch? Stuck on stupid? Bwahahahaha.
His side profile reminds me of the McDonalds moon. Remember him?

By: its vintage duh

its vintage duh — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:57:20 +0000

remember how confused Americans were a few scant years after the Industrial Age began, when the world’s first ever tornadoes started occurring.

good times.

By: jimwesty

jimwesty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:45:20 +0000

Has Lurch stopped scooting about the world on his wife’s private jet? In fact I think he and all the other limo-libals are responsible for this weather event — I can find some nut ball quack that will tie it directly to Airship Hines….

By: liquidflorian

liquidflorian — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:28:41 +0000

I like what Mark Levin said yesterday about this, his own study determined Hienes Ketchup causes global warming.

By: Montana

Montana — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:05:06 +0000

Dude, we had a day of tornadoes just like this on April 3, 1974. At least 40 tornadoes, one of which almost completely destroyed Xenia, Ohio. No global warming back then.

rockmom on February 7, 2008 at 10:52 AM

If I recall, it was Global Cooling back then. Liberals are so silly.

By: Montana

Montana — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:03:41 +0000

Global Warming. Hahaha!

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:58:09 +0000

Kerry opens his mouth and breaks like the wind

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:48:44 +0000

It takes a special kind of power-tripping politician to assume and assert that global warming has anything to do with it.

Yeah, maybe…but it could just be that he’s an idiot.

By: Planet Boulder

Planet Boulder — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:43:00 +0000

Of course, Senator Kerry is right. Everybody knows before humans there were no such things as climate change, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, heat waves, blizzards and earthquakes. We are investigating right now to see if there is a connection between global warming causing volcanic eruptions (ie: Mt. St. Helens, Vesuvius and Montserrat). Humans were present for all those events, therefore it stands to reason global warming caused that too. I think with my scientific background, I can link both together in the months to come.

I mean, it’s just common knowledge that dinosaurs caused their own exstinction when that massive asteroid hit the Yucatan 90 million years ago due, on their part, to the global warming they caused.

Sincerely
Al Gore

By: Dusty

Dusty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:42:12 +0000

“If you’re going to ~~opine~~ jumble on complex issues like the weather …”

Fixed.

By: crazy_legs

crazy_legs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:27:31 +0000

Three words: State of Fear

Get it, read it, learn it, love it.

Awesome book. I recommend it as well.

By: crazy_legs

crazy_legs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:55 +0000

Lurch, come and check out the 2 feet of snow that’s been in my backyard since freakin’ Thanksgiving before opening your trap about Global Warming.

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:09:42 +0000

No global warming back then.

rockmom on February 7, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Nope. The lead in the fuel kept the carbon close to the ground. The syanse is settled on that point.

By: davod

davod — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:56:32 +0000

“Wouldn’t it be nice if, in the future, Kerry would confine his public statements to subjects about which he has some special knowledge or expertise? ”
He and his wife have written a book on the subject.

By: rockmom

rockmom — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:52:24 +0000

Dude, we had a day of tornadoes just like this on April 3, 1974. At least 40 tornadoes, one of which almost completely destroyed Xenia, Ohio. No global warming back then.

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:41:40 +0000

“War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.”

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:32:16 +0000

Someone needs to slip Lurch the memo. It is no longer being referred to as global warming. Since the earth is cooling not warming. It is now global climate change. He is always a day late and a dollar short.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:23:47 +0000

Actually, Jenjis, the science is a lot less settled than you think.

Well that’s where you’re wrong, Bryan. The science is settled… And “man made global warming” is, scientifically speaking, BULLS**T!

Yeah, sorry Mr. Heinz, but you’re not only stupid, but irrelevant. Oh, why the long face? Oh, sorry, that’s just your face.

By: Keli

Keli — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:23:32 +0000

In 1970, a tornado a mile and half wide accompanied by baseball sized hail ripped through downtown Lubbock, TX (where I grew up) killing dozens and injuring hundreds. Global Cooling was the popular doomsday crisis at the time

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:19:42 +0000

Jenjis John Dummy.

By: Maxx

Maxx — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:19:02 +0000

If we have tornadoes, its global warming. If we don’t have tornadoes, its global warming. If we have hurricanes, its global warming. If we don’t have hurricanes, its global warming. If it rains too much, its global warming. If the rainfall is just right, its global warming. If it doesn’t rain at all, its global warming.

There…. now you know everything you need to know about global warming.

Oh… maybe there is just one more thing you should know and that is that the globe is not warming, it is well within the normal range.

But Shsssssssss…. nobody is suppose to know that… so keep it to yourself.

By: Bubba Redneck

Bubba Redneck — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:10:49 +0000

No brains equals no headaches. Ever notice how Libs never need aspirin…….

By: amkun

amkun — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:07:00 +0000

slp on February 7, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Heh. Well, one thing’s for sure: the Japanese have bought man-made gw hook, line, and sinker.

America is the last line of defense – until November.