Comments on: Video: Ted Kennedy goes for the pick

By: wildweasel

wildweasel — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:10:09 +0000

Looks like he was digging for comedy gold in that nose.

By: Reaps

Reaps — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:32:56 +0000

second look at Kevin Rudd?

By: Chuck145

Chuck145 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:28:34 +0000

Let me guess: a Paul supporter?

Absolutely.

Man there are just some things worth lying about.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:24:43 +0000

Obama “In my administration dirty noses will change to clean ones. My good friend attests to that”.

By: Drum

Drum — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:37:44 +0000

Geez, the neocons.

Let me guess: a Paul supporter?

Absolutely. If he (McCain) wins, conservatism as represented by the Republican party is dead. It’s not even similar to Ford or other establishment Republicans. McCain is a usurper and Republicans have asked for it. Obama or Hillary will be better.

By: Metro

Metro — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:29:12 +0000

Yes, I am like Ted Kennedy; I pick my nose. But I don’t leave women to die in submerged cars.

So I guess he ISN’T just like me.

By: clghitis

clghitis — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:58:49 +0000

emailnuevo on February 6, 2008 at 7:22 PM

The reason that David Schuster says Kennedy is “a human being like the rest of us” is to make himself look human as well. There is no bigger hack/troll in the news business.

By: modin5540

modin5540 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:50:23 +0000

Comedy gold?

Dunno, couldn’t really see the color of it.

omnipotent on February 6, 2008 at 7:31 PM

I think it was brown, and who could blame him. You have to clean that stuff out after you have spent all night kissing Butt

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:34:01 +0000

Man I really wanted to hear Obama say “Change” when Teddy did that.

William Amos on February 6, 2008 at 7:12 PM

I think the term is “Switch.”

By: Dr.Cwac.Cwac

Dr.Cwac.Cwac — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:23:10 +0000

Actually, Teddy was reliving a scene from his favorite movie, “Caddyshack”.

50 bucks says the Smales kid picks his nose…

By: cat-scratch

cat-scratch — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:11:35 +0000

Teddy’s IQ went down 50% after pulling out that piece of brain.

By: Wade

Wade — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:08:26 +0000

What line from the movie ‘Legally Blonde’ would apply to Swimmer picking his nose?

By: Texyank

Texyank — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:02:00 +0000

Finally a subject Shuster can sink his teeth into.

By: SteveMG

SteveMG — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:53:19 +0000

the neocons have won the Republican party in their man John McCain

Geez, the neocons.

Let me guess: a Paul supporter?

By: Drum

Drum — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:51:53 +0000

Since the neocons have won the Republican party in their man John McCain, and Americans will not have any of it, Obama is pretty much a given unless Hillary has him killed. Thus, we oughta get used to this sort of drunken oblivion of TK. Maybe Obama will establish a new cabinet posish for him — Bartender of State.

By: Wade

Wade — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:51:47 +0000

You can pick your nose
You can pick your friends
But you cannot pick your friends nose

By: radjah shelduck

radjah shelduck — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:51:30 +0000

Well as long as we’re on third grade humor, doesn’t anybody besides me have a nearly insatiable desire to see Obama just once at a debate turn to Clinton and say, “Hey Hillary! Pull my finger!”

By: SteveMG

SteveMG — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:51:12 +0000

Yeah, but Coulter says that McCain picks his nose just as much as Kennedy.

Just one more reason to pick, er, vote for Hillary.

By: Wade

Wade — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:50:49 +0000

Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:38:58 +0000

GEORGE: Was it a scratch or a pick?

JERRY: It was a scratch.

GEORGE: Hey. It’s me.

JERRY: Don’t you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?

GEORGE: Was there any nostril penetration?

JERRY: There may have been some incidental penetration. But from her angle she was in no position to make the call.

GEORGE: So let’s say in her mind she witnessed a pick. Okay, so then what?

JERRY: Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick?

GEORGE: I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander throughh the desert for forty years with that dry air. … You telling me you’re not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.

JERRY: Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that what would, would you do? Would you continue going out with her?

GEORGE: No. That’s disgusting!

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:34:41 +0000

Too bad the super delegates will give it to Shrillary by a nose.

By: omnipotent

omnipotent — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:31:46 +0000

Comedy gold?

Dunno, couldn’t really see the color of it.

By: WoosterOh

WoosterOh — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:31:20 +0000

Would Obama pick Teddie for VP? I am sure Teddie could use some help with his nose.

By: davidk

davidk — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:29:52 +0000

Teddie picks; Billie snoozes.

Yep, it’s time for a change.

By: notta_dhimmi

notta_dhimmi — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:25:39 +0000

What I wanna know is where is the segment of the vid clip from there where TeddyK is up at the lectern endorsing Obama -- and out-shrilling Howard Dean's yeaaaagghhhh! Here's TedK doing the endorse-o-matic thang, but this clip doesn't show his yeaaaagggghhh moment of shrillness.