Comments on: Video: Huck and Chuck toss underdog football metaphors on Super Tuesday

By: Tzetzes

Tzetzes — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:04:40 +0000

Ugh, Huck’s goofy teenager laugh when Mr. Toughguy gets mentioned!

I was hoping with the stupid hotel talk he’d say which skanky motel he got his foreign-policy expertise in.

By: Tzetzes

Tzetzes — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:03:53 +0000

Schmuck & Schmucker. (Huckabee is the latter.) What a joke!

By: someguy

someguy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:41:19 +0000

The fact that Chuck Norris appears with Huckabee for half of his interviews should indicate he is not serious enough to be president. Whatever issues I have with the rest of the lot…you haven’t see McCain, Romney, Thompson, Hunter, et. al. needing a buddy from a mediocre TV show to prop them up when discussing the issues of the day. The novelty is over Huck. Grow up.

By: Montana

Montana — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:18:33 +0000

Huckabee is no longer running for President. He is simply applying for a job with McCain because Romney would never hire him (because Romney actually ran a business and McCain has fed off the tax player for decades).

By: Charles Martel

Charles Martel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:52:50 +0000

The Huckster may be the biggest pussy in the country. I’ve never seen such a passive aggressive ass in my entire life. His man crush on McCain is sickening and his desire to destroy a better man than himself (Romney) palpable. He is the ultimate parakeet male. At least Shaun FINALLY nailed him today. It took Shaun long enough. It also too that yahoo Glen Beck forever and a day to figure out this guy.

I hope Romeney surprises us tomorrow. Otherwise, I’m blowing out of Dodge for the election and going skiing. Screw the Republican party.

By: 12thman

12thman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:39:48 +0000

MarkoMancuso on February 4, 2008 at 12:19 PM

Thanks for that link. I’ve been laughing over the entire list for the last hour.

By: kcd

kcd — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:06:54 +0000

So McCain’s up by 20 points nationally. Wasn’t Rudy leading nationally not too long ago?

Jordan Yentsch on February 4, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Oh Reeealy?

In the race for the Republican Presidential Nomination, it’s John McCain at 33%, Mitt Romney at 30%, and Mike Huckabee at 22%. Ron Paul is supported by 5% of Likely Republican Primary Voters (see recent daily numbers). Rasmussen Reports includes only voters likely to participate in a primary election in this sample. That is a more conservative segment of the Republican Party and more focused on the election at this time.

Daily tracking results are collected via nightly telephone surveys and reported on a four-day rolling average basis. The next Presidential Tracking Poll update is scheduled for Tuesday at 11:00 a.m.

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:23:48 +0000

I hope Huck doesn’t fade completely out of the limelight. I have a feeling we’re all gonna need a few laughs over the next 4 years. I remember Billy Carter with fondness. He helped us all through a rough patch.

a capella on February 4, 2008 at 1:15 PM

I hope that the only time we reference Mike Huckabee in the next 4 years is as a punchline.

“Hey I heard the Mormons were a cult and that we should start tithing to the Southern Baptists.”

“Mike Huckabee.”

*laughs and applause*

By: Dusty

Dusty — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:16:39 +0000

[SimplyKimberly on February 4, 2008 at 12:18 PM]

Actually he’s much more like an Eddie Haskell.

By: a capella

a capella — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:15:07 +0000

I hope Huck doesn’t fade completely out of the limelight. I have a feeling we’re all gonna need a few laughs over the next 4 years. I remember Billy Carter with fondness. He helped us all through a rough patch.

By: Enrique

Enrique — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:57:11 +0000

If anything, I’m grateful that the Huckabee campaign has exposed Chuck Norris for being a complete tool. Those “Chuck Norris Facts” that had been floating around the web for the last few years were amusing when we could imagine Norris as a cartoonish badass. But every time he’s spoken out in favor of Mike Huckabee, he’s exposed himself as an easily-led simpleton with no noticeable intellect.

I’ll be starting a web site of “Steven Seagal Facts” soon…

By: joncoltonis

joncoltonis — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:56:54 +0000

Is Chuck Norris his babysitter? When is McCain going to start doing all of his interviews with Sylvester Stallone by his side?

Huck is a joke.

By: p40tiger

p40tiger — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:48:40 +0000

Pull the Walker Texas Ranger lever, Conan!!

By: omnipotent

omnipotent — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:43:50 +0000

How pathetic.

Yeah, I want a president that needs an old bald kung-fu actor to help him win.

What a effin loser.

By: cthulhu

cthulhu — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:37:30 +0000

I thought it odd that Chuck kept emphasizing that Huckabee would out-debate Hillary and Obama “next year”. Ummm…isn’t the election this year?

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:33:42 +0000

I’m glad I didn’t buy that all-in-one gym!

By: Zetterson

Zetterson — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:31:19 +0000

I hate the fact that Huckabee is only hanging around so as to prevent Mitt from beating McCain. That just makes me sick to my stomach to know that one shameless loser can so carelessly hold onto so much power.

By: BL@KBIRD

BL@KBIRD — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:29:57 +0000

Chuck and Huck should have had Fred Thompsons portrait up behind them.

By: D2Boston

D2Boston — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:29:35 +0000

a former fattie and a guy with a bad rug… yeah, they’re really relevant.

By: America1st

America1st — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:28:56 +0000

These guys should be ashamed of themselves. They are willing to usher in the destruction of our country for personal gain. Huck has no chance whatsoever and is only staying in the race to block Romney and kiss McVain’s arse in the hopes of being VP.

Huckaloser is so stupid he doesn’t even realize his own limitations and how little he brings to the table for McVain. Unless Juan McVain is even crazier than he appears Huck won’t be VP. So thanks alot Huckaloser!

By: Jordan Yentsch

Jordan Yentsch — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:25:02 +0000

So McCain’s up by 20 points nationally. Wasn’t Rudy leading nationally not too long ago?

By: CABE

CABE — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:24:24 +0000

jake-the-goose on February 4, 2008 at 12:22 PM

Then Ric Flair gave Huck a low-blow and the bell sounded for a disqualification. Sorry…huge wrestling fan.

By: jake-the-goose

jake-the-goose — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:22:43 +0000

In South Carolina – Huck traveled around with Chuck and (get this) Rick (the nature boy) Flair – the pro wrestler.

Need anyone say anymore about this baffoon?

By: mattshu

mattshu — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:21:10 +0000

I will now call him “Crazy-eye” Huck.

Seriously, where is he really looking.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:19:25 +0000

I agree with Cracked's summary of Chuck Norris. (Naughty language involved)