Video: Huck and Chuck toss underdog football metaphors on Super Tuesday
posted at 12:08 pm on February 4, 2008 by Bryan
I’m posting this mainly for the laugh I got out of Chuck Norris stumbling over his words while he touts Mike Huckabee’s “communication skills.” So if any of those “Chuck Norris Facts” are true I may have to live out the rest of my days in hiding.
Exit question: What does the self-styled advocate of the little guy have against men sporting wifebeaters and tattoos?
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This Chuck and Huck thing is satire at its best. What? They’re being serious? Oh…
blankminde on February 4, 2008 at 12:13 PM
It was so bad, they didn’t even have a popcorn popper to cook ground squirrels in!!
p40tiger on February 4, 2008 at 12:16 PM
What a couple of creeps.
Roger Waters on February 4, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Mike Huckabee is not a serious man.
These are deadly serious times.
EJDolbow on February 4, 2008 at 12:17 PM
I might be late to this, BUT WHERE IS CHUCK’S BEARD!?! Huck is doomed.
blankminde on February 4, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Huckaloser is like that kid that continues to hang around long past the point that you thought you might be friends.
And he’s too stupid to know he’s done.
SimplyKimberly on February 4, 2008 at 12:18 PM
I agree with Cracked’s summary of Chuck Norris.
(Naughty language involved)
MarkoMancuso on February 4, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I will now call him “Crazy-eye” Huck.
Seriously, where is he really looking.
mattshu on February 4, 2008 at 12:21 PM
In South Carolina – Huck traveled around with Chuck and (get this) Rick (the nature boy) Flair – the pro wrestler.
Need anyone say anymore about this baffoon?
jake-the-goose on February 4, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Then Ric Flair gave Huck a low-blow and the bell sounded for a disqualification. Sorry…huge wrestling fan.
CABE on February 4, 2008 at 12:24 PM
So McCain’s up by 20 points nationally. Wasn’t Rudy leading nationally not too long ago?
Jordan Yentsch on February 4, 2008 at 12:25 PM
These guys should be ashamed of themselves. They are willing to usher in the destruction of our country for personal gain. Huck has no chance whatsoever and is only staying in the race to block Romney and kiss McVain’s arse in the hopes of being VP.
Huckaloser is so stupid he doesn’t even realize his own limitations and how little he brings to the table for McVain. Unless Juan McVain is even crazier than he appears Huck won’t be VP. So thanks alot Huckaloser!
America1st on February 4, 2008 at 12:28 PM
a former fattie and a guy with a bad rug… yeah, they’re really relevant.
D2Boston on February 4, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Chuck and Huck should have had Fred Thompsons portrait up behind them.
BL@KBIRD on February 4, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I hate the fact that Huckabee is only hanging around so as to prevent Mitt from beating McCain. That just makes me sick to my stomach to know that one shameless loser can so carelessly hold onto so much power.
Zetterson on February 4, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I’m glad I didn’t buy that all-in-one gym!
SouthernGent on February 4, 2008 at 12:33 PM
I thought it odd that Chuck kept emphasizing that Huckabee would out-debate Hillary and Obama “next year”. Ummm…isn’t the election this year?
cthulhu on February 4, 2008 at 12:37 PM
How pathetic.
Yeah, I want a president that needs an old bald kung-fu actor to help him win.
What a effin loser.
omnipotent on February 4, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Pull the Walker Texas Ranger lever, Conan!!
p40tiger on February 4, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Is Chuck Norris his babysitter? When is McCain going to start doing all of his interviews with Sylvester Stallone by his side?
Huck is a joke.
joncoltonis on February 4, 2008 at 12:56 PM
If anything, I’m grateful that the Huckabee campaign has exposed Chuck Norris for being a complete tool. Those “Chuck Norris Facts” that had been floating around the web for the last few years were amusing when we could imagine Norris as a cartoonish badass. But every time he’s spoken out in favor of Mike Huckabee, he’s exposed himself as an easily-led simpleton with no noticeable intellect.
I’ll be starting a web site of “Steven Seagal Facts” soon…
Enrique on February 4, 2008 at 12:57 PM
I hope Huck doesn’t fade completely out of the limelight. I have a feeling we’re all gonna need a few laughs over the next 4 years. I remember Billy Carter with fondness. He helped us all through a rough patch.
a capella on February 4, 2008 at 1:15 PM
[SimplyKimberly on February 4, 2008 at 12:18 PM]
Actually he’s much more like an Eddie Haskell.
Dusty on February 4, 2008 at 1:16 PM
I hope that the only time we reference Mike Huckabee in the next 4 years is as a punchline.
“Hey I heard the Mormons were a cult and that we should start tithing to the Southern Baptists.”
“Mike Huckabee.”
*laughs and applause*
BKennedy on February 4, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Oh Reeealy?
In the race for the Republican Presidential Nomination, it’s John McCain at 33%, Mitt Romney at 30%, and Mike Huckabee at 22%. Ron Paul is supported by 5% of Likely Republican Primary Voters (see recent daily numbers). Rasmussen Reports includes only voters likely to participate in a primary election in this sample. That is a more conservative segment of the Republican Party and more focused on the election at this time.
Daily tracking results are collected via nightly telephone surveys and reported on a four-day rolling average basis. The next Presidential Tracking Poll update is scheduled for Tuesday at 11:00 a.m.
kcd on February 4, 2008 at 2:06 PM
Thanks for that link. I’ve been laughing over the entire list for the last hour.
12thman on February 4, 2008 at 3:39 PM
The Huckster may be the biggest pussy in the country. I’ve never seen such a passive aggressive ass in my entire life. His man crush on McCain is sickening and his desire to destroy a better man than himself (Romney) palpable. He is the ultimate parakeet male. At least Shaun FINALLY nailed him today. It took Shaun long enough. It also too that yahoo Glen Beck forever and a day to figure out this guy.
I hope Romeney surprises us tomorrow. Otherwise, I’m blowing out of Dodge for the election and going skiing. Screw the Republican party.
Charles Martel on February 4, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Huckabee is no longer running for President. He is simply applying for a job with McCain because Romney would never hire him (because Romney actually ran a business and McCain has fed off the tax player for decades).
Montana on February 4, 2008 at 7:18 PM
The fact that Chuck Norris appears with Huckabee for half of his interviews should indicate he is not serious enough to be president. Whatever issues I have with the rest of the lot…you haven’t see McCain, Romney, Thompson, Hunter, et. al. needing a buddy from a mediocre TV show to prop them up when discussing the issues of the day. The novelty is over Huck. Grow up.
someguy on February 4, 2008 at 7:41 PM
Schmuck & Schmucker. (Huckabee is the latter.) What a joke!
Tzetzes on February 4, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Ugh, Huck’s goofy teenager laugh when Mr. Toughguy gets mentioned!
I was hoping with the stupid hotel talk he’d say which skanky motel he got his foreign-policy expertise in.
Tzetzes on February 4, 2008 at 11:04 PM