It will be a headline writer’s dream:

President Elect Takes Foreign Congrats Tearfully

Watery Eyes Dominate Clinton’s First SOTU

Wet Hankie Wins Cabinet Nominations

Constant Rain Marks An Otherwise Sunny First 100 Days

G8 Summit Brings A Water Fountain To Rome

Tsunami Alert: Clinton To Attend ASEAN

….

Cross your fingers and hope that it works.

Vizzini on February 4, 2008 at 11:46 AM

I’m with you, Vizzini. A Hillary win is a lot less scary than an Obama win. Since either Dim is likely to trounce Juan McCain in November, I’d prefer to have Hillary atop the Dim ticket. At least with her, you know exactly what you’re getting — and there’s a good chance to get rid of it in 2012.

If she wins the nomination, onion futures will be like pure gold.

Well, I’ve been pretty bad with predictions but I might as well keep trying. Polls in the “winner-take-all” states favor McCain and California – which awards delegates by congressional districts – looks to be trending Romney, who is also leading……

She rubs onion juice in her eyes to cry.

Are they this gullible and easily swayed, though?

Yes.

The day before the New Hampshire primary where she was trailing Obama and was expecting to be blown out, Hillary magically turned on the emotion. The following day – shazam!……

…but she breaks just like a little girl

But the media LOVED Bill Clinton, to the point of overt sexual desire, because he was able to use them exactly the way they wanted to be used. Bill Clinton cried real tears when he “apologized” for raising taxes and then ran for re-election in Arkansas. And, years later, Bill Clinton’s voice cracked when he was “falsely” accused of doing things he actually did. But there was a long stretch in-between those tirades.

Now Hillary’s getting hysterical every other week. The media can try to cover this up, but they know they can’t keep doing that forever.

Meanwhile, B. Hussein Obama keeps his eyes clear and his voice at a level, compelling, and utterly vacuous pitch. I think the liberal media may have found a new love interest.

To go years and years without offering a look behind the emotional curtain and then conveniently start to go gushy after a surprise tear-fueled win would be fatally cynical, even by Clinton standards.

She can always blame it on menopause.

But she’s always a woman misanthrope to me

forest on February 4, 2008 at 11:56 AM