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The worst building in the history of mankind

posted at 4:33 pm on February 1, 2008 by Allahpundit
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I’m embarrassed to say I hadn’t heard of it until today. And now that I have, I can’t think of a more perfect symbol of communism. Outside of a starving child, of course.


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It’s not a building, it’s a beacon for Denny k’s little green friends!

Leonidas Hoplite on February 1, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Off topic from this…

Karl Rove to Join FOX NEWS????

http://insidecable.blogsome.com/2008/01/31/karl-rove-to-join-fox-news-channel/

The libs will run away nuts with this

Joek7132 on February 1, 2008 at 4:38 PM

It even looks inhuman.

4shoes on February 1, 2008 at 4:39 PM

The worse building is that soviet monstrosity in the center of Warsaw.

Blake on February 1, 2008 at 4:39 PM

the closest humans have come to building a Death Star.

“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed.”

thomashton on February 1, 2008 at 4:40 PM

Karl Rove to Join FOX NEWS????

AWESOME!

kcd on February 1, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Just string some lights on it and… Voila! the world’s largest Christmas tree. A tourist attraction and sure way to make money.. Oh, wait- the only way these frikkin’ Commies like to make money is counterfeiting greenbacks.

The building looks so ronery.

trubble on February 1, 2008 at 4:42 PM

The Gherkin in London is breathing a sigh of relief.


Thank goodness he’s drawn attention away from my shirt.

saint kansas on February 1, 2008 at 4:42 PM

That is so pathetic.

Good job, commies! That big, empty, structurally unsound eyesore will show those pig capitalists a thing or two!

BKennedy on February 1, 2008 at 4:43 PM

As with all things dealing with North Korea the question is where are the people? While they dubbed in some music you can plainly hear the wind blowing but it is absent of all other sounds associated with civilizations. No honking horns, no passing cars, no background conversations nothing but the propaganda music and the wind. Even with the building still under construction there are no workers present. Nothing to disturb the idyllic scene. But hey I hear they are doing real good at staying in line with the Kyoto protocols and I haven’t heard Al Gore complain about their carbon footprint.

Just A Grunt on February 1, 2008 at 4:44 PM

I truly feel for the people of North Korea. They have a really terrible time. Oddly enough, speaking of North Korean architecture, along the fortified border between North and South Korea, the North built a lot of highrise buildings that form a nice skyline when looking from the South. However they are all unihabited and were built simply to convey the illusion of wealth and prosperity. Meanwhile the population is literally starving…

mattyj86 on February 1, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Not sure but I heard that Hillary or Obama has plans to make it into a Socialized Medicine hospital.If you get real sick you get to take a vacation!

bbz123 on February 1, 2008 at 4:46 PM

On the other hand, Kimmy is stylin’.

amerpundit on February 1, 2008 at 4:47 PM

God, it looks like a monstrous termite mound. That’s communism fer ya!

BJ* on February 1, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Okay..I’ll be the weirdo. Not making any statements on the political aspects of NK. Just on aesthetics…

I like the Gherkin – which by the way is called “30 Mary Axe.”

And I like the look of this one too.

Hate the NK commies…but the building looks kinda cool to me.

tickleddragon on February 1, 2008 at 4:50 PM

Even if it were opened, you can bet the amount of people who’d jump from that commie prison eyesore would make the cleanup a constant expense.

MadisonConservative on February 1, 2008 at 4:52 PM

Building kinda sucks, but the tune is pretty catchy.

ChrisM on February 1, 2008 at 4:53 PM

The DNC INN

“Vote liberal and we too can have these luxury accomodations.”

Big Orange on February 1, 2008 at 4:54 PM

From the article

Even by Communist standards, the 3,000-room hotel is hideously ugly, a series of three gray 328-foot long concrete wings shaped into a steep pyramid. With 75 degree sides that rise to an apex of 1,083 feet, the Hotel of Doom (also known as the Phantom Hotel and the Phantom Pyramid) isn’t the just the worst designed building in the world — it’s the worst-built building, too. In 1987, Baikdoosan Architects and Engineers put its first shovel into the ground and more than twenty years later, after North Korea poured more than two percent of its gross domestic product to building this monster, the hotel remains unoccupied, unopened, and unfinished.

William Amos on February 1, 2008 at 4:54 PM

It is the 22nd tallest building in the world. It is a monument to North Korehole and it’s marvelous leaders. Kim is sometimes embarrassed by it and has it air brushed out of the capitals brochures. A swiss cheese concrete mountain over a thousand feet in the air.

BL@KBIRD on February 1, 2008 at 4:54 PM

ive worked on highrises and hotels and every kind of commercial building you can think of in the past 17 years, i think it looks cool. ha. were not seeing the finished product either folks. wonder how many illegal aliens they had working on it ? oh they dont have that problem.

palefaced on February 1, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Let’s see. The design is horrible, the construction shoddy, and nobody want to live in it.

Sounds like a perfect metaphor for communism to me.

smithinmich on February 1, 2008 at 4:57 PM

A scar on the skyline of Pyongyang.
Read this from the start.

malan89 on February 1, 2008 at 4:57 PM

Just A Grunt on February 1, 2008 at 4:44 PM

You have to read up on the history of this thing. I can’t get the Esquire page to load; but:

construction stopped sometime in the 90s. Both structural problems and budget problems made it impossible to finish. It’s a giant birds nest, essentially.

There is very little car traffic in NK. There are lots of roads but people walk on them. Hardly any cars.

Google “north korea tourist photos” or something like that and you get a completely creepy set of images of someone’s photos they took while visiting. they had to do it secretly or the camera would have been confiscated.

lorien1973 on February 1, 2008 at 4:58 PM

They spent 2% of their GDP on that!?! Great thinking there Kim.

CP on February 1, 2008 at 5:00 PM

I think I have a good candidate for runner-up in the ugly, useless, commie-block category. The House of Soviets is an empty 22 story “brutalist” building built in Kaliningrad (fmr Konigsburg). They removed a 12th century castle to build it. It is super-ugly, and can’t be used because the ground under it is not stable due to previous tunneling under the castle. Doing a geotech before embarking on this monstrosity may have been a good idea.

forest on February 1, 2008 at 5:01 PM

forest on February 1, 2008 at 5:01 PM

That is also a hideous building. Geez.

CP on February 1, 2008 at 5:02 PM

2% of their GDP…..

Thats hysterical!

I guess they could save on finishing costs with vinyl replacement windows,….hahahah, Im dying because this is so pathetic.

It looks like its solid concrete, maybe that forced the pyramid design so it could hold itself up.

Id love to see the plans, if there are any?

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:04 PM

That music, was it Enya or Yanni?

petefrt on February 1, 2008 at 5:05 PM

They spent 2% of their GDP on that!?! Great thinking there Kim.
CP on February 1, 2008 at 5:00 PM

That’s really not as bad as it sounds. Heck that’s only ten bucks.

Oldnuke on February 1, 2008 at 5:08 PM

Hey but how about the groovy commie pop dance mix.

ronsfi on February 1, 2008 at 5:10 PM

Holy central planning, Batman. I’d heard of it but I didn’t know it was a giant freaking pyramind dwarfing everything else.

Beagle on February 1, 2008 at 5:11 PM

Are those chutes down the pitch of the behemoth for trash disposal?

This is what you can have if you leave all the dicisions to a few people, ehh? thugs.

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:11 PM

For Sale – Concrete Building. Great Location. Needs a little work. Perfect for a group of people from all NATIONS who UNITE to rid the world of capitalism.

PappaMac on February 1, 2008 at 5:12 PM

decisions = dicisions

bouts of hysterical laughter is effecting me….

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:12 PM

Hey!!! Don’t you blow the living hell out of that building in the game Mercenaries?!?!

What….am I the only dorky video gamer here?

matthewbit07 on February 1, 2008 at 5:12 PM

Cool water slide!

Ortzinator on February 1, 2008 at 5:13 PM

I think we’ve found the new UN building!

Beagle on February 1, 2008 at 5:14 PM

Damn, I missed it by one refresh.

Beagle on February 1, 2008 at 5:15 PM

I think we’ve found the new UN building!

Beagle on February 1, 2008 at 5:14 PM

Ha! Excellent.

CP on February 1, 2008 at 5:15 PM

petefrt on February 1, 2008 at 5:05 PM

Not even close to Enya or anything Celtic, which btw is great sailing music at night. (he says while tossing the last line to the dock). nite nite.

jerrytbg on February 1, 2008 at 5:16 PM

I bet that is not all you get…..

inadequate fire-protection,
if any at all.

faulty electric and plumbing.

Climate-control?
check.

Elevators? I bet they are of the finest quality.

It does look impervious to artillery!

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:16 PM

Use more artillery. That’s something they have.

Beagle on February 1, 2008 at 5:17 PM

Is there a dictator suite planned?

Cant not have one of those….

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:19 PM

What, no turndown service? I demand to speak with the manager!

fourstringfuror on February 1, 2008 at 5:20 PM

It was put up so the little guy of NK has something to visualize, when he fathoms himself gargantuan.

Entelechy on February 1, 2008 at 5:21 PM

the closest humans have come to building a Death Star.

They make it sound like building a Death Star would be, well, a bad thing.

Maybe if the Chinese built it, yes, but not of the US builds it.

Pro Cynic on February 1, 2008 at 5:22 PM

lorien1973 on February 1, 2008 at 4:58 PM

Everything I learned about North Korea I learned first hand. The biggest thing that most people in the west can’t wrap their little brains around is the vast majority of the North Koreans are content with the life they lead because they know of no other life. To them the rest of the world lives exactly like them. When we would get a defector and they would see the civilization of South Korea they quite often went into a real state of denial. The S Koreans would always assign handlers to them because for some of them it was more then they could handle. They thought grocery stores full of produce were just something the government was showing them as propaganda. it would be later when they were allowed a little more leeway, after making sure they weren’t saboteurs sent south, and they were getting around on their own that they realized what they had initially shown was not propaganda.
The lucky ones would have family in the south to look after them. The ones that didn’t had a hard time adjusting.

Just A Grunt on February 1, 2008 at 5:22 PM

Easy to find if you have google earth.

You can also find it with google maps.

Kristopher on February 1, 2008 at 5:23 PM

Awr your concrete are bewrong to us.

someguy on February 1, 2008 at 5:23 PM

Its based on a design by LRH.

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:24 PM

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/dprk-dark.htm

You can see the stars very clearly at night, I’m sure.

Asher on February 1, 2008 at 5:27 PM

The biggest thing that most people in the west can’t wrap their little brains around is the vast majority of the North Koreans are content with the life they lead because they know of no other life.

Oddly you can place liberals in a that. They believe everyone else lives and thinks like them and that its poverty that causes people to act strangely but if you end poverty then everyone thinks and acts like liberals.

William Amos on February 1, 2008 at 5:27 PM

Maybe one day they will get electricity and be able to light it up at night.

BelchSpeak on February 1, 2008 at 5:31 PM

Im sure they are beating the last bowl of rice out of the population so they can finish.

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:32 PM

The only thing that will live in that is pidgeons.

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:33 PM

Isn’t that the dark castle from Krull?

Or is it the pyramid from Stargate?

Hmmm… I can’t decide.

madmonkphotog on February 1, 2008 at 5:34 PM

Sad.

I must admit that looking at the picture on the front page of Hot Air, I thought maybe this was a casino/hotel they were building in Las Vegas!

asc85 on February 1, 2008 at 5:36 PM

The guilt I have for supporting Capitalism and Freedom is boiling over now that I see how it could have been…..

I bet there is a mound in the back where injured workers were buried.

Sonosam on February 1, 2008 at 5:37 PM

Just A Grunt on February

I agree–I saw a frightening documentary a few years ago about NK and it detailed the fervor that the citizens have for their dictator(s). It went into depth on how brainwashed these poor people are and that if we ever tried to take over NK through aggression, it would be a complete nightmare for the US. It said a lot of what you stated as well. It’s pretty scary.

robblefarian on February 1, 2008 at 5:44 PM

FINALLY! SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON.

COMMUNISM SUCKS!!!

edgehead on February 1, 2008 at 5:46 PM

Read about this monstrosity previously, I like this tidbit from The Daily Mail:

Official guides pretend not to notice it though it is by far the tallest structure in Pyongyang.
This symbol of overweening ambition is by a strange coincidence the exact shape and size of the Ministry of Truth, the chief source of official lies in George Orwell’s prophecy of just such a state, and just such a city, in 1984.

It is almost as if North Korea’s rulers have taken Orwell’s novel as a handbook rather than a warning.

clghitis on February 1, 2008 at 6:09 PM

I’m so ronrey

400lb Gorilla on February 1, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Blake on February 1, 2008 at 4:39 PM

Amen, Blake. I stayed there a couple of years ago and my room overlooked that thing. Creepy.

You gotta hand it to the commies though. They’re masters in the use of concrete. They make everything out of it right down to their telephone poles.

BacaDog on February 1, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Creepy pile of rocks

RobCon on February 1, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Are they taking reservations?

Kini on February 1, 2008 at 6:20 PM

Build it and they will come starve.

SouthernGent on February 1, 2008 at 6:25 PM

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/dprk-dark.htm

You can see the stars very clearly at night, I’m sure.

Asher on February 1, 2008 at 5:27 PM

It’s not dark, they have a stealth field generator. And that building? It’s the first NOD structure!

- The Cat

P.S. I fear the first windy day.

MirCat on February 1, 2008 at 6:55 PM

Bet you a plate of kimchee, somehow we paid for it.

JiangxiDad on February 1, 2008 at 7:00 PM

I think we’ve found the new UN building!

Beagle on February 1, 2008 at 5:14 PM

Winner!

I feel sooo bad for the NorKs. I saw a documentary where Lil’ Kim let a few people get lasik eye surgery. Then he had a big ceremony where they all went to his picture on the wall, one by one, and fell to their knees, crying, praising him like he was seriously God. And he is God to them. I have a terrible time wrapping my little brain around it.

NTWR on February 1, 2008 at 7:10 PM

you begging pardon yankee blog pirate allahpundit for joke making for beetiful ryugyong hotel is triumph of genius juche thinking our dear comrade heroic KIM JONG IL fart greater building than Bush evil warmongerer monkey dream

heroic korea peoples will lives ones day in beetiful ryugyong hotel gift of genius KIM JONG IL while yankee dogs live in muds huts starving in capitalism oppressor

we korea laughs for funny you jealous big ryugyong hotel of capitalist yankee dogs ha ha ha

Tantor on February 1, 2008 at 7:14 PM

I think we found a replacement for the United Nations Building folks!

Kill three birds with one stone can kick out the UN, get them an new Headquarters, and get ourselves out of the Useless Nitwits at the same time.

CrazyFool on February 1, 2008 at 7:14 PM

Reminds me of the Ministry of Love in 1984. Well, sorta.

Nice crappy concrete prison you have there Kimmy. A tribute to your hairstyle perhaps?

Gweat Weada Kim!

Montana on February 1, 2008 at 7:34 PM

I’m surprised it doesn’t have a statue of the Glorious Leader on top!

Lehuster on February 1, 2008 at 7:41 PM

It’s a pretty souless cement skeleton so far, but I actually don’t think the design is that bad. If or when it’s ever completed it could look quite nice.

SpencerFan on February 1, 2008 at 7:51 PM

A pyramid. How ironic. Maybe it represents the gigantic pyramid of human skulls that represents how Li’l Kim and the Nork government treat their people.

I know we’re busy right now, but someday I hope we (or someone) get the chance to kill their monstrously evil leaders and set those people back on the road to freedom and self-determination.

Merovign on February 1, 2008 at 7:58 PM

I live in Las Vegas and we’re quaking in our boots! N.K. is the NEW Vegas, baby.

Mojave Mark on February 1, 2008 at 8:03 PM

How interesting is it that the numbers representing the floor level are in English!

Also, what floor is Kim’s game room where he plays CoD 4 on a giant screen held by starving 12 year old boy peasants?

I bet he uses an aimbot too!

Weebork on February 1, 2008 at 8:38 PM

“Commies love concrete” PJ O’R

uptight on February 1, 2008 at 8:47 PM

I bet they build one in Las Vegas in a few years.

Reminds me of the awesome movie “Euro Trip” when the kids end up in Bratislava and ask if there is a train they can take. A helpful local says “yes, they are building it now.” I love that movie.

Ah, Communism, if only it had been given enough opportunities it would have succeeded, eventually, somewhere, other than in the hearts and minds of Liberal Democrats.

Neo on February 1, 2008 at 8:56 PM

Isn’t that the same design as Jim Bakker’s grand hotel outside Charlotte, NC?

srhoades on February 1, 2008 at 9:15 PM

I’m somewhat reminded of those other pyramid schemes, Social Security, Medicare, and the far more lavish “welfare” “state” programs of Europe. In fairness, the hotel has the advantage that it broadens toward the base.

Kralizec on February 1, 2008 at 9:31 PM

This building is going to be in Half Life 2 episode 3.

It just has to be.

Reaps on February 1, 2008 at 10:07 PM

The world’s largest useless tower crane foundation.

marc@hubsandspokes on February 1, 2008 at 10:07 PM

Its cement & looks like a prison.
or is this…
.
Kim Hung Ill’s bland phallic symbol for posterity

shooter on February 1, 2008 at 10:09 PM

C’mon guys, it’s the unfinished frame of a concrete building. Of course it looks horrible now — but sheathe the whole thing in slightly reflective glass and it’d look like a SF wet dream.

cthulhu on February 2, 2008 at 2:17 AM

Built in the Mayan style and just in time for China’s simultaneously ringing in and out 2012.

MSGTAS on February 2, 2008 at 9:12 AM

Correct last post, Kinky Kim is building his way to the future of the Mayan year of 2012.

MSGTAS on February 2, 2008 at 9:15 AM

Dateline Pyongyang February 2, 2012…

Hundreds perish as North Korean skyscraper collapses during wind storm. President Obama slammed for slow aid response.
Breaking

scatbug on February 2, 2008 at 9:44 AM

Pinead in the penthouse!

profitsbeard on February 2, 2008 at 10:13 AM

It looks as though in the concept video by the architect 20 years ago they were going to strap gigantic rockets to it and launch it into space. Maybe they still can.

I’m just surprise Kim Jong Il hasn’t made this into his personal palace, so he can look down upon all his commoners and peasants to keep a close eye on them.

Planet Boulder on February 2, 2008 at 11:45 AM

srhoades,
Jim Baker’s place looks just as scary, but it’s actually just a big regular looking hotel. Only now the whole place is a ghostown. They’ve cleaned it up lately and are putting a development on it. But last summer it was creepy looking..the rides gone except for remnants of them, the hotel there with windows broken out, etc.. Like an abandoned carnival. It’s actually outside of Charlote, closer to Fort Mill.

serpentineshel on February 2, 2008 at 7:13 PM

The Tower of Babel revisited – North Korean version. Peaks into Hell instead of Heaven.

docdave on February 3, 2008 at 10:23 AM

Actually it is not as bad as the Experience Music Project “building” in Seattle.

To paraphrase Shrek: Perhaps Kim built it so tall because he is compensating for something?………

Bubba Redneck on February 3, 2008 at 2:49 PM

I took a intro, survey architecture class in college, and had to listen to feminists with hairy armpits drone on about how the tall glass buildings of the day were “phallic symbols.” Not this baby. I don’t really want to say what it does look like, so I’ll just say this: sit on it Kim Jong Il!

smellthecoffee on February 3, 2008 at 11:02 PM

It looks as though in the concept video by the architect 20 years ago they were going to strap gigantic rockets to it and launch it into space. Maybe they still can.

Yeah, it looks like a spaceship from a bad science fiction movie. Maybe that was its original purpose.

Bigfoot on February 3, 2008 at 11:35 PM

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